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#1 Ian

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Posted 04 Mar 2006 - 00:49

well lets av one eh :D just post random stuff :D

seeing as I'm starting I will upload a great song IMO, Carnation by Oasis (originally by the jam)

enjoy :D

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=14VOGWLL (easy enough to download)
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Posted 04 Mar 2006 - 01:04

I have a Tatoo on my penis. It reads "Wendy" when flacid.

But when full of Vigour it reads "Welcome to the south pacific wonderlands have a nice day "


Random enuff.... ;)
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Posted 04 Mar 2006 - 07:28

Think there should be a thread put to one side so people can chat to each other.

If there is only one or two browsing the thread in quiet moments, can always look for this thread to chat to someone.

Theres one on the car forum i use, and it is visited quite a lot.

You can call it " anybody there " or " want to Chat" or something, just a random thought that came into my head. :)

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Posted 04 Mar 2006 - 16:40

keep goin everyone :D ...its not the longest thread ive ever seen yet.....

good idea that licker, lonely night and someone is avin one, then this is the thread to do it in (PAAAAARRRRRRDDDDONNNN)
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Posted 04 Mar 2006 - 18:52

I think i'll have a wank in a minute..
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Posted 04 Mar 2006 - 23:58

..just a bit...
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Posted 05 Mar 2006 - 00:04

the addin my contribution
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Posted 05 Mar 2006 - 00:07

it was a great contribution...many thanks from all the team :D
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Posted 05 Mar 2006 - 02:33

So the threads not whose got the Longest then?....Draaats, Another New Guinean Gold moment 4 Pat.
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Posted 05 Mar 2006 - 02:34

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i imagine that too be quite a long thread

goodnight :D
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Posted 05 Mar 2006 - 03:03

I keep coming back to view Mikeo's Scaffolding...It's really got me in that.

Visually outstanding, warmth, depth, pitch, A real neo modern nouvea type piece that simply stirs.

The balance I must say is almost, well not Pollock, but individualistic in it's own art right.

It's Achromatic, defoo armature, whilst the complematory, colours,, contour's & composition is really top drawer.

To close, the form of this work is totally out there, Bristling with impresionism, intensity, cookey play's on symmety with a true modernist perspective regarding vision, Lifeness & realism.

No doubt will be back again to view this piece of sublime modern artistic fan fare, that simply has no peers & will forever take it's place amongst the earths great treasures.
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Posted 05 Mar 2006 - 10:45

I keep coming back to view Mikeo's Scaffolding...It's really got me in that.

Visually outstanding, warmth, depth, pitch, A real neo modern nouvea type piece that simply stirs.

The balance I must say is almost, well not Pollock, but individualistic in it's own art right.

It's Achromatic, defoo armature, whilst the complematory, colours,, contour's & composition is really top drawer.

To close, the form of this work is totally out there, Bristling with impresionism, intensity,  cookey play's  on symmety with a true modernist perspective regarding vision, Lifeness & realism.

No doubt will be back again to view this piece of sublime modern artistic fan fare, that simply has no peers & will forever take it's place amongst the earths great treasures.

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...do you know...that's exactly what my wife said...spooky :lol: :lol: :lol:

Edited by mikeo, 05 Mar 2006 - 10:46.

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Posted 05 Mar 2006 - 12:38

I have a Tatoo on my penis. It reads "Wendy" when flacid.

But when full of Vigour it reads "Welcome to the south pacific wonderlands have a nice day "
Random enuff.... ;)

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#14 Zed

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Posted 05 Mar 2006 - 20:52

I beleive this is the longest thread

http://www.toffeetal...?showtopic=1036

and the longest night of your live waiting for Noah Baardie to sign :lol:

Edited by Zed, 05 Mar 2006 - 20:53.

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#15 Ian

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Posted 05 Mar 2006 - 22:32

aye, i was too busy being pissed chantin Everton songs in wigan when that happened....this will be longer....eventually!
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Posted 06 Mar 2006 - 08:33

Ian have you started the longest thread to compensate for the shortest c***? :lol:
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Posted 06 Mar 2006 - 11:45

Ian have you started the longest thread to compensate for the shortest c***?  :lol:

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There's always one isn't there that has to lower the tone!! :lol:

Anyway I've spent a good ten minutes working on the following.

At first glance the two following pictures appear identical but if you look very closely you may be able to spot two tiny differences....I know it's a tough one but I'm working on an even more fiendishly difficult one that I'll post later!! :D

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Posted 06 Mar 2006 - 11:50

And here it is....warned you it was tough!!!

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Posted 06 Mar 2006 - 11:54

There's always one isn't there that has to lower the tone!! :lol:

Anyway I've spent a good ten minutes working on the following.

At first glance the two following pictures appear identical but if you look very closely you may be able to spot two tiny differences....I know it's a tough one but I'm working on an even more fiendishly difficult one that I'll post later!!  :D

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Teddy Bear & scarf

Whats my prize?
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Posted 06 Mar 2006 - 11:55

There's always one isn't there that has to lower the tone!! :lol:

Anyway I've spent a good ten minutes working on the following.

At first glance the two following pictures appear identical but if you look very closely you may be able to spot two tiny differences....I know it's a tough one but I'm working on an even more fiendishly difficult one that I'll post later!!  :D

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Scarf & Teddy
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Posted 06 Mar 2006 - 11:56

Ones a very good actor and one is avery bad actor and also a diving tit who make beattie look a snip at six mil compared to the 24 chelski paid for him


And here it is....warned you it was tough!!!

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Posted 06 Mar 2006 - 12:57

1........Everton scarf across the bottom of the picture.

2........big teddybear gone off windowsill.

3.......?? ALSO SEEMS TO BE SOMETHING SILVER, IN BOTTOM LEFTHAND CORNER OF FIRST PICTURE. ????

Any more. ??
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Posted 06 Mar 2006 - 13:22

3.......?? ALSO SEEMS TO BE SOMETHING SILVER, IN BOTTOM LEFTHAND CORNER OF FIRST PICTURE.    ????

Any more.     ??

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... :lol: :lol: :lol: ...that was a mistake, think it must be the camera case :D .

Anyway you all missed the point that it is in fact an Everton teddy bear called Ossie so no-one wins the prize...which was going to be a night in with James McFaddens "girlfriend" but I've just found out she's a lesbian!!!
(I shall be asking for video evidence to verify the story...watch this space :P )

Edited by mikeo, 06 Mar 2006 - 13:23.

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Posted 06 Mar 2006 - 13:36

... :lol:   :lol:   :lol: ...that was a mistake, think it must be the camera case :D .

Anyway you all missed the point that it is in fact an Everton teddy bear called Ossie so no-one wins the prize...which was going to be a night in with James McFaddens "girlfriend" but I've just found out she's a lesbian!!!
(I shall be asking for video evidence to verify the story...watch this space :P )

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Isnt he gay? :lol: :lol:
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Posted 06 Mar 2006 - 13:38

BUT IT WAS ANOTHER DIFFERENCE THAT OTHERS HAVE FAILED TO MENTION, THEREFORE I CLAIM THE PRIZE.


BUT SEEING AS I AM A GENEROUS AND THOUGHTFULL SORT OF FELLA, I SHALL GIVE UP THE PRIZE, SO YOU CAN PASS IT ON, TO ONE LESS WORTHY THAN I. :D :D :D
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Posted 06 Mar 2006 - 16:08

My, my TT we have been active this afternoon!

I'v done the Everton website
Kipper
Football Frenzy
Myspace
Both MSN accounts
Google Mail

And i'v done a bit of work too and still no new posts!

What we need on here is a bored housewife who we can all fantasise is a hottie to keep us entertained when the football talk stops. Anyone fancy lending the forum their missus to keep us entertained?
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#27 Ian

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Posted 06 Mar 2006 - 18:22

always moaning isnt he goldy :rolleyes: wer sorry wer not active!!!

and yes, its because my cock is very small why i started this thread, as it would be the most appropriate thing to do :D
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Posted 06 Mar 2006 - 19:45

Just watched top of the pops while having my tea and was transported back to the 70s by that fella from Blur, Gaham Coxon..? i think.

Standing on my own, a great little rockin number that would go down well while driving in the car, lots of good Guitar work in it, only problem being is he cant fookin sing. Other than that i like that one.

Followed by a rubbishy song by the Pussycat Dolls,,,,,,,,Hey girl i,m lookin at yer Bleep, come on show me your bleep, i wanna touch yer bleep................

Jeez, what a load of bleeping nonsense. do people actually buy that Crap. ?


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Posted 06 Mar 2006 - 20:34

always moaning isnt he goldy :rolleyes:   wer sorry wer not active!!!

and yes, its because my cock is very small why i started this thread, as it would be the most appropriate thing to do  :D

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Good Ian and how did it feel to share that with the group?

More from the small cock support group next week :P
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Posted 06 Mar 2006 - 20:36

Just watched top of the pops while having my tea and was transported back to the 70s by that fella from Blur, Gaham Coxon..? i think.

Standing on my own, a great little rockin number that would go down well while driving in the car, lots of good Guitar work in it, only problem being is he cant fookin sing. Other than that i like that one.

Followed by a rubbishy song by the Pussycat Dolls,,,,,,,,Hey girl i,m lookin at yer Bleep, come on show me your bleep, i wanna touch yer bleep................

Jeez, what a load of bleeping nonsense. do people actually buy that Crap.  ?
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No but we all stop and watch when the video comes on! B)

If only i didnt have that dodgey hip ponders licker
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#31 Ian

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Posted 07 Mar 2006 - 15:59

anyone else think kirsty young is quite fine?

i certainly do :D
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Posted 07 Mar 2006 - 16:02

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also, does everyone else have to log in everytime they visit...i never used to back in the day (about a year or so ago) but i have had to re-log in for quite a while now?

it happen to anyone else?
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Posted 07 Mar 2006 - 16:44

When you log in it usually asks if you want PC to remember username and password, just need to tick the box..............methinks. :)


PS....THINK KIRSTY IS A BIT TOO PRIM AND PROPER.............................

........but i wouldnt climb over her to get to you. :D

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#34 Ian

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Posted 07 Mar 2006 - 17:07

:D i should hope not :D

i have done that, the computor must just not like me! :blink:
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Posted 07 Mar 2006 - 17:18

anyone else think kirsty young is quite fine?

i certainly do :D

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ahhh Kirsty shes nice :D

Anyone remember her side kick when chanel 5 first started?

Ruth England - Think she does a travel show now.

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Posted 07 Mar 2006 - 18:16

Ruth England - Think she does a travel show now.

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Posted 07 Mar 2006 - 23:08

Feel we need some pics of Scarlet Johansen's assets.

Those Assets would be great to negative gear & Hard loan, whilst implied conditons would have to be imposed, to stay in line with Tariff's & Quota's .

Im keen on placing an Irrevocable Corporate Purchase Order, Including a nice warm love note styled Indexed Currency Option Note.
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#38 Ian

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Posted 08 Mar 2006 - 17:10

can you provide the pics of scarlett pat?
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Posted 08 Mar 2006 - 17:42

Came across this while surfin..................................





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JEEZ, dont stand too close to the Bacon slicer.
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Posted 08 Mar 2006 - 17:57

wow, a conversation with her would be good but bad (as you might be called a perv :D )...because you wouldnt be lookin at her face :D
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