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i read in the paper (the times because im interlectual allegedly) that macca has a fortune of 850 million quid.

 

now take 250 mill away from that coz of the divorce settlement. thats 500 million quid.

 

cmon macca 100mill wont hurt you. you can easily get it back in royalties

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I believe himself is a blue, surely four years of nailing a one legged, self publicising wannabe is not worth £200m - £400m. Whereas simply investing £150m in a local Football club would be worth so much more.

 

If he did invest with us he is guarentee'd to get f*cked at least once a month.

 

ATB

 

Mac

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I believe himself is a blue, surely four years of nailing a one legged, self publicising wannabe is not worth £200m - £400m. Whereas simply investing £150m in a local Football club would be worth so much more.

 

If he did invest with us he is guarentee'd to get f*cked at least once a month.

 

ATB

 

Mac

and he wouldnt get splinters in him either too

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I believe himself is a blue, surely four years of nailing a one legged, self publicising wannabe is not worth £200m - £400m. Whereas simply investing £150m in a local Football club would be worth so much more.

 

If he did invest with us he is guarentee'd to get f*cked at least once a month.

 

ATB

 

Mac

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

Good call :D

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didnt the old fart realise marrying a gold digger like that,a one legged gold digger would leave him open tp this sort of abuse..lol

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News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his

>wife Heather Mills-McCartney.

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>Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over the split "He has

>been my crutch for so long!" She said in an earlier briefing, "I have

>no idea how it came to this. I'm stumped."

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>She's reported to be making frantic efforts to keep the split as civil

>as possible. "She's running around in circles", according to a close

>friend. "She's not the sort of person who can just walk out on a

>relationship like this".

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>Paul McCartney controversially refused to sign a pre-nuptial agreement

>before the wedding to protect his vast fortune. It is believed that if

 

>an agreement had been signed Mrs Mills-McCartney wouldn't have a leg to

 

>stand on.

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>Rumours abound over the split have suggested that infidelity may have

>been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated. "She's always out

>trying to get her leg over."

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>Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the

>cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said "he would get

>home at night and find her legless."

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>Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present

>that Paul had got her for the wedding. She believed he was buying her a

 

>large diamond when he hinted that the present was "the very essence of

>smooth and flawless". Unfortunately when she opened the package it

>contained a Phillips Ladyshave.

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