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#41 nogs

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Posted 26 Aug 2009 - 16:33

Brett Angel has got most votes on here and I wouldn't disagree. My Dad and my brother are both reds and they used to rip the piss out of me something rotten that we had Angel in our side. God they were dark days.

I'd also like to give Vinnie Samways a mention just coz the lazy fucker could never be arsed flying in from his villa in Spain to actually put in a stint for us - "Nah gaffer, I dan't fink I can green-grarsed to pplay this week, tell the press I've dan me knee again"

As for Tony hibbert, shame on you all, he's been our regular right back for 8 seasons, yes he's got his limitations but he's been a great servant to this club and is when on form is a reliable, tough-tackling, hhard-working full-back who could do a job in any side. Not his fault the Brazilians invented wing-backs in the 90s...

Oh, and a final mention for Nick Chadwick, who is now helping Chester City in their impossible fight to avoid relegation to the Conference North after a 25 point deduction. Scored two on his full debut for them mind, but still an utter donkey playing where he always belonged.
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#42 Calico

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Posted 26 Aug 2009 - 17:21

As for Tony hibbert, shame on you all, he's been our regular right back for 8 seasons, yes he's got his limitations but he's been a great servant to this club and is when on form is a reliable, tough-tackling, hhard-working full-back who could do a job in any side. Not his fault the Brazilians invented wing-backs in the 90s...


Carlos Alberto thanks you :blink:
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#43 Bill

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Posted 26 Aug 2009 - 18:54

I've seen some bad ones but i cant believe nobody has mentioned VAN DER MEYDE, 4 YEARS AND ONLY COMPLETED 90 MINS ONCE IN A PRE SEASON FRIENDLY.
4 years and about £6 million pounds in wages for doing absolutely nothing, without a doubt the most useless fookin player ever to come to this club.


Fellaini comes a close second. ;) :D
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#44 duncanmckenzieismagic

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Posted 26 Aug 2009 - 18:58

I've seen some bad ones but i cant believe nobody has mentioned VAN DER MEYDE, 4 YEARS AND ONLY COMPLETED 90 MINS ONCE IN A PRE SEASON FRIENDLY.
4 years and about £6 million pounds in wages for doing absolutely nothing, without a doubt the most useless fookin player ever to come to this club.


Fellaini comes a close second. ;) :D




His cross for Gosling against The Shite was worth £6M!!
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#45 efc-murph

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Posted 26 Aug 2009 - 19:42

has to be brett angel
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Posted 26 Aug 2009 - 19:52

As a swede it hurts to admit that Alexandersson sucked big time. Linderoth also sucked at everton, shame because he later turned out to be a cracking player and one of the most important in the swedish national squad.

The only Swede to succeed at everton was Limpar, and he was nowhere near as good as he was at arsenal.

Another swede, Stefan Rehn wasnt bad tho but to uneven.

No one has mentioned Bakayoko yet.

What about Jon Oster?

Nick Barmby?


When legend Sheedy left he was replaced by Ian Wilson. Which would be my vote for worst player ever.

Worst manager ever?? Walter Smith

Edited by Peter H, 26 Aug 2009 - 19:55.

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Posted 26 Aug 2009 - 21:46

As a swede it hurts to admit that Alexandersson sucked big time. Linderoth also sucked at everton, shame because he later turned out to be a cracking player and one of the most important in the swedish national squad.

The only Swede to succeed at everton was Limpar, and he was nowhere near as good as he was at arsenal.

Another swede, Stefan Rehn wasnt bad tho but to uneven.

No one has mentioned Bakayoko yet.

What about Jon Oster?

Nick Barmby?


When legend Sheedy left he was replaced by Ian Wilson. Which would be my vote for worst player ever.

Worst manager ever?? Walter Smith


...cant believe youve just done that to me - he was my choice and i thought he was all mine! Cant believe he actually played in an fa cup final for us! He was shocking!
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Posted 26 Aug 2009 - 22:27

Never been a regular match-goer so I can't comment in terms of suffering week-in week-out but one that sticks out in my memory is Neil Robinson, purely on the performance he gave in the second League Cup Final replay against Villa in '77. It was physically painful to me :( .
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Posted 26 Aug 2009 - 23:02

Haven't seen any mention of Michael Branch, not the worst but he couldn't score for crap! also what about Danny Williamson? didn't we pay like £4m + Unsworth for him?

Worst 2 for me by far were Claus Thomsen and Brett Angel - pure dire!
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#50 StevO

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Posted 26 Aug 2009 - 23:33

stuart barlow, iain durrant, thomas myrer, danni cadamateri
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Posted 26 Aug 2009 - 23:44

Myhre is never the worst keeper we've had, nevermind the worst player.

I seem to remember a rumour that we got rid of him so that we didn't have to pay appearance related bonus to his old club.
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Posted 26 Aug 2009 - 23:56

linderoth was one of our best midfield player imo, better than pembridge gemmil watson alexanderson and graveson
worse ive seen super kev. yes gotta love the man 4 keepin us up but the years i had my season ticket and had to watch his stoopid facial expressions everytime he fluffed his shot over the bar and jus sit down and put his hands on his fuckin head argh! he frustrated me
wud also give westerveldt a mention but he only played the once(thankfully) and think should only pick players who played more than a few games cos wudnt realy call him a ex everton player, jus like i wudnt count avm or silva
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Posted 27 Aug 2009 - 01:26

linderoth better than gravesen? i've heard it all now. he's not a bad player but he was terrible for us...another name that deserves amention
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duncan ferguson... i know some of u would love him to bend you over and i'll get flamed for this, i also admit this is just to provoke a reaction and to make my voice heard also...big dunc is and was a waste of space and a mindless thug.
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Posted 27 Aug 2009 - 05:30

Haven't seen any mention of Michael Branch, not the worst but he couldn't score for crap! also what about Danny Williamson? didn't we pay like £4m + Unsworth for him?

Worst 2 for me by far were Claus Thomsen and Brett Angel - pure dire!



Danny Williamson!!!! Is your memory that good or have you got that book that lists all those that have played for us? If that is memory, I am impressed. His contribution was pathetic. Mention of Williamson is so amusing it has cheered me up. So after a difficult few days thnaks for that c1982!

Danny effin' Williamson...lol
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#55 DangerMouse

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Posted 27 Aug 2009 - 08:16

The only two one that stands out for me as being BAD is Bret Angel.... that guy didnt even seem to know what offside was...:lol: Id never slate him though he got to do something that I couldnt..... pull on that blue shirt....

I remember Paul Gerrard pissing me off a couple of times.... Im not saying hes the worst keeper we have had but..... does anyone remember that time ha came and stood in front of the wall at a free kick........ DICKHEAD.... the other team just blocked him and passed it into the net.... Anyone remeber who it was against?
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Posted 27 Aug 2009 - 08:50

duncan ferguson... i know some of u would love him to bend you over and i'll get flamed for this, i also admit this is just to provoke a reaction and to make my voice heard also...big dunc is and was a waste of space and a mindless thug.

What a load of pure bullshit :blink:

I havent been going the game half the time a few on here have but my worst player has got to be scott Gemmil, he was fucking terrible.

Edited by Blue4Ever, 27 Aug 2009 - 08:55.

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#57 nobbyblue

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Posted 27 Aug 2009 - 09:17

What a load of pure bullshit :blink:

I havent been going the game half the time a few on here have but my worst player has got to be scott Gemmil, he was fucking terrible.


Duncan can never be described as a terrible player. Thug, yes, terrible no. But I have to agree to some extent because what Dunc did was to bring out the worst of the squad, particularly in his second spell when he was used more as a sub. We'd be playing good(ish) football, Big D comes on and its hoof-ball. And usually ineffective hoof-ball at that.

To the subject, many bad players mentioned but I have to go with the worst disappointment, Andy 'Shandy' Van Der Meyde, simply because we all knew the quality the guy possesed but never showed.

Edited by nobbyblue, 27 Aug 2009 - 09:18.

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Posted 27 Aug 2009 - 09:46

...cant believe youve just done that to me - he was my choice and i thought he was all mine! Cant believe he actually played in an fa cup final for us! He was shocking!


he was truely awfull
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Posted 27 Aug 2009 - 09:47

Not biting the terrible attempt to defame the legend big Dunc!
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Posted 27 Aug 2009 - 14:59

Danny Williamson!!!! Is your memory that good or have you got that book that lists all those that have played for us? If that is memory, I am impressed. His contribution was pathetic. Mention of Williamson is so amusing it has cheered me up. So after a difficult few days thnaks for that c1982!

Danny effin' Williamson...lol


It's all in my head, still buzzing "£4m and Unsworth for that shite!" I was so pissed off because Unsworth was quality in his first spell... still not over it as you can see!

Just had another come to mind - John O'Connor, as a young un' I used to love it when we signed right backs as that was where I played - he was one of the worst! other shite efc right backs... Mitch Ward, Tony Thomas and John O'Kane to name but a few. Sadly Tony Hibbert is one of the better right backs I've seen in my time slightly better than Earl Barrett, Matt Jackson, Alec Cleland and Marc Hottiger. So in my life-time XI I always go for Mark Ward or maybe Pip now as right back!
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Posted 27 Aug 2009 - 15:48

Mojo is the most disappointing player we have bought in my opinion.Maybe not the worst but I had high hopes for him.
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Posted 27 Aug 2009 - 15:59

As someone who has been going to GP for over 40 years , the worst players I've seen have to be Bernie (the bolt ) Wright , Rod Belfitt and the awful ' Tiger 'John Mc Laughlan ... Classic
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Posted 27 Aug 2009 - 19:09

As someone who has been going to GP for over 40 years , the worst players I've seen have to be Bernie (the bolt ) Wright , Rod Belfitt and the awful ' Tiger 'John Mc Laughlan ... Classic


Yeah Bernie Wright was always my worst player until recently, he has now been replaced by Van Der Meyde. :angry:
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Posted 27 Aug 2009 - 21:37

Not biting the terrible attempt to defame the legend big Dunc!


lol and lol
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Posted 28 Aug 2009 - 13:27

Yeah Bernie Wright was always my worst player until recently, he has now been replaced by Van Der Meyde. :angry:

Can VDM be counted as an Everton player? i know he was on our books but how many minutes (yes, minutes. im not going to go by games...) did he actually play?!
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Posted 28 Aug 2009 - 13:31

You guys are coming up with a lot of names for poor players, but have you forgotton Glen Keeley? And THAT game against Liverpool?
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Posted 28 Aug 2009 - 17:07

Can VDM be counted as an Everton player? i know he was on our books but how many minutes (yes, minutes. im not going to go by games...) did he actually play?!

A lot more than the legend that is Anderson Silva de França.

Total career of three minutes (against Charlton 15/4/07). At least it was an exciting three minutes, Bent's equalizer followed by McFudge's masterpiece. Funny enough just before Lescott (spit) broke the stalemate on 81 minutes VDM was stripped to come off the bench.....when we took the lead he sat down again :( .
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Posted 31 Aug 2009 - 19:16

2bh i dont care much about who our worst ever player was, but atm i do, TONY HIBBERT , the long ball game, i know his game inside out seriously, he gets the ball, looks up, kicks it as far as he can, then he does the same, then gets raped all the tym , he had one good game against city last year, but come on, i reckon we need a new RB definatly or jus put nev there.

(excuse my english, i cba spelling and i got a B in me GCSE's english) :D

but yer, hibbert is poor, should be at a smaller team in the prem i rekon, wigan, hull, somewhere there, we need better if we are pushing for europe

as for worst ever

wel in recent years i think
VDM, Nyarko, i hated Pistone, kilbane was poor, koldrup, beatie was poor, baardsen and HIBBERT!!!
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Posted 31 Aug 2009 - 19:23

2bh i dont care much about who our worst ever player was, but atm i do, TONY HIBBERT , the long ball game, i know his game inside out seriously, he gets the ball, looks up, kicks it as far as he can, then he does the same, then gets raped all the tym , he had one good game against city last year, but come on, i reckon we need a new RB definatly or jus put nev there.

(excuse my english, i cba spelling and i got a B in me GCSE's english) :D

but yer, hibbert is poor, should be at a smaller team in the prem i rekon, wigan, hull, somewhere there, we need better if we are pushing for europe

as for worst ever

wel in recent years i think
VDM, Nyarko, i hated Pistone, kilbane was poor, koldrup, beatie was poor, baardsen and HIBBERT!!!


Personally don't care what you got in your GCSE. I'd be much more pleasant if you failed it. But you've just admitted you can't be arsed making an effort to appear somewhat presentable, so I'm not going to make the effort to read your posts.
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Posted 31 Aug 2009 - 19:53

Personally don't care what you got in your GCSE. I'd be much more pleasant if you failed it. But you've just admitted you can't be arsed making an effort to appear somewhat presentable, so I'm not going to make the effort to read your posts.


sound as
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Posted 31 Aug 2009 - 20:49

2bh i dont care much about who our worst ever player was, but atm i do, TONY HIBBERT , the long ball game, i know his game inside out seriously, he gets the ball, looks up, kicks it as far as he can, then he does the same, then gets raped all the tym , he had one good game against city last year, but come on, i reckon we need a new RB definatly or jus put nev there.

(excuse my english, i cba spelling and i got a B in me GCSE's english) :D

but yer, hibbert is poor, should be at a smaller team in the prem i rekon, wigan, hull, somewhere there, we need better if we are pushing for europe

as for worst ever

wel in recent years i think
VDM, Nyarko, i hated Pistone, kilbane was poor, koldrup, beatie was poor, baardsen and HIBBERT!!!


talkin shite there mate kilbane was class on his day and had plenty of them imo! i know a few sunderland fans were wonderin if it was the same player cos he wasnt that great for them! in the time he was here he was great and a thoroughly nice bloke if i do say so!

hibbert is the best right back we have had for a while now i dare say back to gary steven to be honest! correct me if im wrong please one of the older members cos i may have forgot someone from my younger days! hibbert has been shown up a bit more as we have got better but i think hes had a decent start to the season dare say hes been better than baines! he had a poor year last year and hasnt been great since that injury when he was about 23! i think we do need to replace him to progress but id hate to see him leave the club and he is nowhere near the worst player this club has ever had!
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Posted 01 Sep 2009 - 15:11

Earl Barrett was a good defender but he used to kill me.Couldn't find a blue shirt from 2 yards.The Howard Kendall third era was horrific and produced plenty of shite. One player that i fuckin detested was Peter Beagrie!!! Hate the twat now when he's on telly. :angry:
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Posted 02 Sep 2009 - 01:57

....Nuno Valente just because he played for Porto and I always hated him! :D
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Posted 02 Sep 2009 - 16:45

hibberts probally the best english rb at defending, just a pity we dont have a decent rm which is the main reason hibbert looks bad now an again. too many hibbert haters out there who jus dont like him an jus put the player down at every chance eg. sigma sendin off, which was a great tackle btw if it was jags u'd be lickin his balls
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Posted 02 Sep 2009 - 18:12

mark hottiger....possibly joe royles worst buy...he was an international but he was shite cost 1 million when it was quite a lot.
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Posted 02 Sep 2009 - 18:35

hibberts probally the best english rb at defending, just a pity we dont have a decent rm which is the main reason hibbert looks bad now an again. too many hibbert haters out there who jus dont like him an jus put the player down at every chance eg. sigma sendin off, which was a great tackle btw if it was jags u'd be lickin his balls



This is a big misconception IMO. He's a good tackler but he is not a good defender. A good defender has good positional sense, and Tony has no positional sense whatsoever and wouldn't no it if it danced naked infront of him.

The tackle against Sigma was not great because he didn't get the ball as the replay showed the attacker knocked the ball to the side just before Hibbert's boot got there and brought him down. That being said, he had to make the tackle due to a fuck up by Baines so I place no blame on him for it.
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Posted 02 Sep 2009 - 19:44

Got to be Mark Pembridge, that guy robbed a living, he is the WORST football i've ever seen, i'm the 2nd worst so i should no. Also Kevin Kilbane couldn't hit a barn door from 2 yards, same for Simon Davis, he was pathetic, Ginola, Gazza both well pasted there best.
Richard Wright, only man ever to get injured by someone sneezing, okay that over the top ,but that boy was a right idiot, fell out his loft, landed on board against tottenham. That keeper that repalced him, he was crap but what a match, was like 5-4 or something.
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