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#1 aj 4 cpfc

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Posted 04 Jun 2006 - 15:26

As a Palace fan im just wondering if you had any songs for aj?

will you steal our der der der der ANDY Johnson ?
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#2 Madmatt05

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Posted 04 Jun 2006 - 15:39

Andy Johnson andy Johnson andy andy Johnson
hes got no hair but we dont care
andy andy Johnson

When he gets the ball hes bound to score
andy andy Johnson
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Posted 04 Jun 2006 - 15:43

Andy Johnson andy Johnson andy andy Johnson
hes got no hair but we dont care
andy andy Johnson

When he gets viagra even Pele's bound to score
andy andy Johnson
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Posted 04 Jun 2006 - 16:16

:blink: ???
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Posted 04 Jun 2006 - 17:01

wats dat all about
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Posted 04 Jun 2006 - 17:11

wtf???
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#7 Romey 1878

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Posted 04 Jun 2006 - 17:38

Eh? :blink: :blink: :blink:
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Posted 04 Jun 2006 - 17:49

TAXI FOR XAVIER!
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Posted 04 Jun 2006 - 18:08

AJ! AJ! AJ!

To the theme of the A Team

<intro narrated bit>

in 2006 a Top english striker was in the championship after losing in the playoffs ,
This man Prompley Secured a Transfer to a top English Club Everton,
Today Adored By Loving Scouser He Survives a Goal Scorer,
If you need a goal desperately, And if You can find him with a pass, Maybe You can rely on....

THE A MAN! <that bit took ages but i suspect it'll be dropped>

<clap clap clap clap Clap> (instead of gunshots)

Andy Johnson!
A . A J
Andy Joohhhnnson
Andrew Johnson <clap clap>
Andy Johnson
A. A J
Andy Johnson <echo bit>Andy J</echo>
Andy Oh Andy
Andy Johnson
Andy Oh Andy
Andrew Johnson

<forget bit where it goes off>

yes i've been replaying the a team tune to get the words perfect! well what would u do on a slow sunday night?
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Posted 04 Jun 2006 - 18:16

AJ! AJ! AJ!

To the theme of the A Team

<intro narrated bit>

in 2006 a Top english striker was in the championship after losing in the playoffs ,
This man Prompley Secured a Transfer to a top English Club Everton,
Today Adored By Loving Scouser He Survives a Goal Scorer,
If you need a goal desperately, And if You can find him with a pass, Maybe You can rely on....

THE A MAN!  <that bit took ages but i suspect it'll be dropped>

<clap clap clap clap Clap> (instead  of gunshots)

Andy Johnson!
A . A J
Andy Joohhhnnson
Andrew Johnson <clap clap>
Andy Johnson
A. A J
Andy Johnson <echo bit>Andy J</echo>
Andy Oh Andy
Andy Johnson
Andy Oh Andy
Andrew Johnson

<forget bit where it goes off>

yes i've been replaying the a team tune to get the words perfect! well what would u do on a slow sunday night?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


dats fuckin gd da is lol :lol:
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Posted 04 Jun 2006 - 18:30

TAXI FOR XAVIER!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

lol
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Posted 04 Jun 2006 - 19:00

we know what the chants will be; we havent had a new song for years.
its all the same.
ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY
LEON LEON LEON LEON
BEATTIE BEATTIE BEATTIE BEATTIE
YOBO YOBO YOBO YOBO

you know the one

Johnson Johnson Johnson Johnson
or maybe
AJ AJ AJ AJ

EDIT:
the only other songs we have hardly ever make it to the terraces
like ARTETA ARTETA ARTETA, ARTETA ARTETA ARTETA, ARTETA ARTETA ARTETA
(still quite similar)
or TONY, TONY TONY, TONY TONY, TONY, TONY HIBBERT

Edited by StevO_BluE, 04 Jun 2006 - 19:02.

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#13 Celtstoffee

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Posted 04 Jun 2006 - 20:00

How about this one ? To the tune of Robbie Williams, Rock DJ.

-We know you wont grow
-But we love ya like yobo
-Blues getting excited
-Our kids even more so
-Wave your hands if itís a pen
-Can you kick it ?
-(Yes you can)
-I got
-joy
-You got
-cash
-Youíre worth every penny
-Youíve got the gift
-Go and stick it in the goal
-Its time to please everybody

The blues are back in business
The world, The worldís our witness
Every girl, every man
Park End, do you hear me ?
Gladwys St, can you feel me ?
Need permission to land

I want another goal, AJ
Cos youíre making me feel so nice
Blues do not choose, AJ
Cos being the bestís our birthright

Artetaís neat passes
Support from the masses
Beattie with the head
Or reading back passes
Have a proper giggle
and shoot on sight
Cos when Goodison rocks
It rocks all night
(Right)
You got the ball, then slipped your man
Itís time to please everybody
If you canít score a goal
And tim or ossie can
Its time to please everybody

The Reds will be easy
Theyíll no longer tease me
Weíve got the AJ plan
Park End, do you hear me?
Gladwys St, can you feel me ?
Need permission to land

I want another goal, AJ
Cos youíre making me feel so nice
Blues do not choose, AJ
Cos being the bestís our birthright

I want another goal, AJ
Cos youíre making me feel so nice
Blues do not choose, AJ
Cos being the bestís our birthright

Penalties aint easy
Most of them freeze me
Home or away
Penalties aint easy
But if youíre taking it, (taking it, taking it)
It's alright

Come on Everton

I want another goal, AJ
Cos youíre making me feel so nice
Blues do not choose, AJ
Cos being the bestís our birthright

I want another goal, AJ
Cos youíre making me feel so nice
Blues do not choose, AJ
Cos being the bestís our birthright

I want another goal, AJ
Cos youíre making me feel so nice
Blues do not choose, AJ
Cos being the bestís our birthright

I want another goal, AJ
Cos youíre making me feel so nice
Blues do not choose, AJ
Cos being the bestís our birthright
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#14 L_Blue

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Posted 04 Jun 2006 - 20:34

All these songs sound ok but I really can't imagine 40,000 people learning all of these words and being able to sing all of these words perfectly in time with one another. You are right that we don't seem to have many new songs apart from repeating peoples names over and over but I reckon it's pretty hard to make a memorable yet really simple song which isnt just a player's name over and over.
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#15 thebluenose

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Posted 04 Jun 2006 - 20:46

AJ! AJ! AJ!

To the theme of the A Team

<intro narrated bit>

in 2006 a Top english striker was in the championship after losing in the playoffs ,
This man Prompley Secured a Transfer to a top English Club Everton,
Today Adored By Loving Scouser He Survives a Goal Scorer,
If you need a goal desperately, And if You can find him with a pass, Maybe You can rely on....

THE A MAN!  <that bit took ages but i suspect it'll be dropped>

<clap clap clap clap Clap> (instead  of gunshots)

Andy Johnson!
A . A J
Andy Joohhhnnson
Andrew Johnson <clap clap>
Andy Johnson
A. A J
Andy Johnson <echo bit>Andy J</echo>
Andy Oh Andy
Andy Johnson
Andy Oh Andy
Andrew Johnson

<forget bit where it goes off>

yes i've been replaying the a team tune to get the words perfect! well what would u do on a slow sunday night?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>








that bits an instrumental. the modern metal version is well good. shall we play it every time he scores
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Posted 04 Jun 2006 - 20:58

TAXI FOR XAVIER!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

:lol:


My poem was shite. :D
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#17 aaron

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Posted 04 Jun 2006 - 21:07

How about this one ? To the tune of Robbie Williams, Rock DJ.

-We know you wont grow
-But we love ya like yobo
-Blues getting excited
-Our kids even more so
-Wave your hands if itís a pen
-Can you kick it ?
-(Yes you can)
-I got
-joy
-You got
-cash
-Youíre worth every penny
-Youíve got the gift
-Go and stick it in the goal
-Its time to please everybody

The blues are back in business
The world, The worldís our witness
Every girl, every man
Park End, do you hear me ?
Gladwys St, can you feel me ?
Need permission to land

I want another goal, AJ
Cos youíre making me feel so nice
Blues do not choose, AJ
Cos being the bestís our birthright

Artetaís neat passes
Support from the masses
Beattie with the head
Or reading back passes
Have a proper giggle
and shoot on sight
Cos when Goodison rocks
It rocks all night
(Right)
You got the ball, then slipped your man
Itís time to please everybody
If you canít score a goal
And tim or ossie can
Its time to please everybody

The Reds will be easy
Theyíll no longer tease me
Weíve got the AJ plan
Park End, do you hear me?
Gladwys St, can you feel me ?
Need permission to land

I want another goal, AJ
Cos youíre making me feel so nice
Blues do not choose, AJ
Cos being the bestís our birthright

I want another goal, AJ
Cos youíre making me feel so nice
Blues do not choose, AJ
Cos being the bestís our birthright

Penalties aint easy
Most of them freeze me
Home or away
Penalties aint easy
But if youíre taking it, (taking it, taking it)
It's alright

Come on Everton

I want another goal, AJ
Cos youíre making me feel so nice
Blues do not choose, AJ
Cos being the bestís our birthright

I want another goal, AJ
Cos youíre making me feel so nice
Blues do not choose, AJ
Cos being the bestís our birthright

I want another goal, AJ
Cos youíre making me feel so nice
Blues do not choose, AJ
Cos being the bestís our birthright

I want another goal, AJ
Cos youíre making me feel so nice
Blues do not choose, AJ
Cos being the bestís our birthright

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


that is utter amazing :lol: id love to sing that at the match :P
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#18 Romey 1878

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Posted 04 Jun 2006 - 21:16

Youd have to remember the words first and then try and figure out how you'll sing them all when youre pissed as fuck
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#19 Ian

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Posted 04 Jun 2006 - 21:20

i think whats more likely than them songs is some passionate blue at the back of glwadys will start shoutin Johnson, I FUCKIN LUV YA! (that was the cry last year ever week from the man who i think was quite possibly be in love with duncan ferguson :lol: ....his other favourite is 'FUCKIN HURT EM'

Edited by ianthetoffee, 04 Jun 2006 - 21:21.

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Posted 04 Jun 2006 - 21:32

Listen out whenever we get in the penalty area for someone shouting "go down"! That'll be me! Now we've got AJ though I don't think we'll be needing any more encouragement to dive! :P

Potential AJ song-Blue moon, jut replace 'blue moon' with 'AJ'???
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Posted 06 Jun 2006 - 01:07

He's short.
he's taught.
Wif all our money
We Bought................ :o :o :o
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#22 everton4everon

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Posted 08 Jun 2006 - 14:23

how about this:-

sung to hi ho silver lining

he's here there and everywhere baby
he's fuckin fast
covering every blade of grass oh
andy Johnson is class,
so get to Goodison every saturday
and you will see
A.J terrorising defences
with the help of beatieeee

(chorus)

and it's andy, andy Johnson
and away he goes now baby
he's knocked it past the keeper
and he's scored for us
it was obvious

repeat chorus.
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Posted 10 Jun 2006 - 09:02

you no on MoTD, wen you see Bolton home games and they play,

james brown- i feel good, why doesnt Everton do something like that?
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#24 Ian

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Posted 10 Jun 2006 - 09:32

because its downgrading, daft and insulting to the fans (having to play music to get the crowd cheering)

thats my opinion anyway :)
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#25 StevO

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Posted 10 Jun 2006 - 10:21

you no on MoTD, wen you see Bolton home games and they play,

james brown- i feel good, why doesnt Everton do something like that?

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its because 20,000 Bolton fans dont know how to make much noise, they havent had alot to cheer about in their mediocre history. we've had a lot more to sign about over 100+ years, songs passed down generations, and a fair bit of emotion they can only dream about, so when we hit the onion bag 30,000+ evertonians know exactly what to do! we dont need music, because you wouldnt be able to hear it anyway!
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#26 GoldfishMemory

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Posted 11 Jun 2006 - 14:05

I hate teams that play music when they score it just masks the fact that they have shit fans who know no songs!
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#27 Lower Gwladys

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Posted 11 Jun 2006 - 16:05

Yeah its like the Championship teams usually play Tom Hark after a goal.
Wont be long before Liverpool play the ROF just after they score a goal
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