Romey 1878 Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 I've got baby powder but no oil unfortunately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Have heard nothing but drivel from the likes of you to be honest mate. why change things if they're ok as they are seems to be the attitude, not gonna go far with attitute. I think i'll leave you guys to get back to flirtig with each other! drivel? do me a favour im not the one that can't add and form a logical arguement that's not filled with fantasy and innaccuracies. shawcross wouldn't even be an improvement on what we have. all your doing is gettign rid of perfectly good squad players, we aren't barcelona who can have henry on the bench. you're both boring and deluded, i wont bother with you anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennyw10 Posted May 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Stop please i cant take it any more, i'm nearly pissing myself, its too funny! you guys are pretending to be gay right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennyw10 Posted May 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 (edited) drivel? do me a favour im not the one that can't add and form a logical arguement that's not filled with fantasy and innaccuracies. shawcross wouldn't even be an improvement on what we have. all your doing is gettign rid of perfectly good squad players, we aren't barcelona who can have henry on the bench. you're both boring and deluded, i wont bother with you anymore yea your right whats the point having quality players when we can have an extra average one. and shawcross not an improvement, please! what fucking team are you watching? Edited May 3, 2010 by kennyw10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Stop please i cant take it any more, i'm nearly pissing myself, its too funny! you guys are pretending to be gay right? Of course not. ToffeeTalk.com helped to found the Everton Gay Supporters' Association. We were quite instrumental in getting Everton's pink third kit last year to support breast cancer awareness. Have you got a problem with that? Bigot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennyw10 Posted May 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Of course not. ToffeeTalk.com helped to found the Everton Gay Supporters' Association. We were quite instrumental in getting Everton's pink third kit last year to support breast cancer awareness. Have you got a problem with that? Bigot. Again, side splitting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 and mr testicles, always worth a feel in the shower, or feel your partners...always good to get a second opinion on your testes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Again, side splitting! is it too inappropriate to make an arse splitting joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 and mr testicles, always worth a feel in the shower, or feel your partners...always good to get a second opinion on your testes Good advice that. You need to feel them often to notice abnormalities. Mark often gives me second opinions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Good advice that. You need to feel them often to notice abnormalities. Mark often gives me second opinions. I've felt a lot of balls so my opinion is paramount. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennyw10 Posted May 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 is it too inappropriate to make an arse splitting joke? Brilliant, so sharp and witty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 thanks you ain't that bad after all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennyw10 Posted May 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 thanks you ain't that bad after all... Is this how lonely people make themselves feel beter, by flirting with men on forums and pretending its about football? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Is this how lonely people make themselves feel beter, by flirting with men on forums and pretending its about football? You should see what we do during the off-season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennyw10 Posted May 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Embarrassing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 funny i was thinkin the same thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Embarrassing Ironic that. A one-word reply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennyw10 Posted May 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 funny i was thinkin the same thing 'I know u are but what am i?' Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 nope just im too thick to think of another word that means embarrassing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcrawfor Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 been watching the thread to see how it would play out. kenny, I think you've got reality and FM mixed up. I think we can agree that you are right in saying that there are better defenders out there than Yobo, Distin and Hibbo and that I'd (and everyone else) love to have them on our team. But that's about it. You have failed to see the flaws in your logic; most of which are largely financial, but there are several others. 1) No one is looking to buy Tony Hibbert or Silvain Distin, especially not for a reasonable fee. Sure, they might be values at 2 and 4 mil, respectively, but I can hardly see a lower level prem team scooping them up when they could just as well take 1 mil gamble on a championship defender who could turn out better. 2)The fees we would get, if we could sell everyone you wanted to, would not be sufficient to buy 2 quality defenders. Unfortunately, we have ZERO budget in the transfer market (see last 2 summers), so selling 12 million in players isn't going to see us spending 20-25 mil on new ones. And that's just considering transfer fees, not wages, bonuses and negotiation costs (as previously mentioned). Like was said, if we could sell Distin and buy Shawcross, we'd all do it in a heartbeat, but it's not happening. 3) The team cannot be so drastically disrupted in one go. If we're to get off to a reasonable start next term, it is best we have a team that has already figured out how to play with each other. We have that, no need to break it up for some modest improvement. 4) Squad size is crucial. One only has to look as far back as January to see how much we could benefit from a larger squad, not a smaller one. It is lunacy to suggest we'd be fine with FEWER players! 5) You assume that homo-eroticism and football are mutually exclusive. Twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 been watching the thread to see how it would play out. kenny, I think you've got reality and FM mixed up. I think we can agree that you are right in saying that there are better defenders out there than Yobo, Distin and Hibbo and that I'd (and everyone else) love to have them on our team. But that's about it. You have failed to see the flaws in your logic; most of which are largely financial, but there are several others. 1) No one is looking to buy Tony Hibbert or Silvain Distin, especially not for a reasonable fee. Sure, they might be values at 2 and 4 mil, respectively, but I can hardly see a lower level prem team scooping them up when they could just as well take 1 mil gamble on a championship defender who could turn out better. 2)The fees we would get, if we could sell everyone you wanted to, would not be sufficient to buy 2 quality defenders. Unfortunately, we have ZERO budget in the transfer market (see last 2 summers), so selling 12 million in players isn't going to see us spending 20-25 mil on new ones. And that's just considering transfer fees, not wages, bonuses and negotiation costs (as previously mentioned). Like was said, if we could sell Distin and buy Shawcross, we'd all do it in a heartbeat, but it's not happening. 3) The team cannot be so drastically disrupted in one go. If we're to get off to a reasonable start next term, it is best we have a team that has already figured out how to play with each other. We have that, no need to break it up for some modest improvement. 4) Squad size is crucial. One only has to look as far back as January to see how much we could benefit from a larger squad, not a smaller one. It is lunacy to suggest we'd be fine with FEWER players! 5) You assume that homo-eroticism and football are mutually exclusive. Twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennyw10 Posted May 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 been watching the thread to see how it would play out. kenny, I think you've got reality and FM mixed up. I think we can agree that you are right in saying that there are better defenders out there than Yobo, Distin and Hibbo and that I'd (and everyone else) love to have them on our team. But that's about it. You have failed to see the flaws in your logic; most of which are largely financial, but there are several others. 1) No one is looking to buy Tony Hibbert or Silvain Distin, especially not for a reasonable fee. Sure, they might be values at 2 and 4 mil, respectively, but I can hardly see a lower level prem team scooping them up when they could just as well take 1 mil gamble on a championship defender who could turn out better. 2)The fees we would get, if we could sell everyone you wanted to, would not be sufficient to buy 2 quality defenders. Unfortunately, we have ZERO budget in the transfer market (see last 2 summers), so selling 12 million in players isn't going to see us spending 20-25 mil on new ones. And that's just considering transfer fees, not wages, bonuses and negotiation costs (as previously mentioned). Like was said, if we could sell Distin and buy Shawcross, we'd all do it in a heartbeat, but it's not happening. 3) The team cannot be so drastically disrupted in one go. If we're to get off to a reasonable start next term, it is best we have a team that has already figured out how to play with each other. We have that, no need to break it up for some modest improvement. 4) Squad size is crucial. One only has to look as far back as January to see how much we could benefit from a larger squad, not a smaller one. It is lunacy to suggest we'd be fine with FEWER players! 5) You assume that homo-eroticism and football are mutually exclusive. Twat. 1) dont try and sell players cos people might not want them 2)keep 3 average players instead of two quality ones in case they want decent wages even though you'd have one less journeyman to pay 3)It takes a year for players to 'figure out how to play with each other'. give me a break. good players play, end of. 4)We had a horrendous injury list that is unlikely to be repeated, my point was it is worth the risk of having one less body to improve the QUALITY 5)HILLARIOUS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Hey Kenny what about having a look at some of the other threads? We've got hundreds of them . Might find a bit of common ground....you never know . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennyw10 Posted May 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 This one is just for flirting and telling each other how great we all are is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcrawfor Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 1) dont try and sell players cos people might not want them 2)keep 3 average players instead of two quality ones in case they want decent wages even though you'd have one less journeyman to pay 3)It takes a year for players to 'figure out how to play with each other'. give me a break. good players play, end of. 4)We had a horrendous injury list that is unlikely to be repeated, my point was it is worth the risk of having one less body to improve the QUALITY 5)HILLARIOUS 1) Didn't say don't try. But, there LIKELY aren't buyers. 2) yes. see 1) 3) See, Fellaini, Bily, Jags, Saha, and that's just recently for Everton. There are tons of examples where players take time to meld into the style of play in a new country/club. 4) I agree, I just question feasibility. 5) aw, shucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 This one is just for flirting and telling each other how great we all are is it? Actually that's the gist of most of them tbf. AND WE WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennyw10 Posted May 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 1) Didn't say don't try. But, there LIKELY aren't buyers. 2) yes. see 1) 3) See, Fellaini, Bily, Jags, Saha, and that's just recently for Everton. There are tons of examples where players take time to meld into the style of play in a new country/club. 4) I agree, I just question feasibility. 5) aw, shucks. 4)So you agree we should improve the quality of the squad at the expense of one body, but you dont THINK its feasible so i'm a twat for suggesting it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennyw10 Posted May 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Actually that's the gist of most of them tbf. AND WE WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY! And there was silly me thinking it was to discuss all things everton. Boy do i feel stupid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kohen Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Please can we just re-direct Kenny's IP so when he visits http://www.toffeetalk.com he'll be re-directed to http://www.makeitrock.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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