Sibdane Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Fixed it for you. Haha. Exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 I need Marco and Romey to guide me through some swear words. Took the car for MOT yesterday, used it for the visit to the dentist today so already an expensive week. Then today on the way home ... the fecking clutch exploded Had to get the AA to tow me to a garage AND it was almost closed when we got there, so I dunno how much it will cost until after they check it over AND to top it off it is BANK HOLIDAY this weekend so no car for days and days at the quickest. I wanna say fuck a lot but you know I hardly swear So over to Marco and Romey to help by saying a word or two for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted May 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 Holy cunty fuck balls Batman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 (edited) Thanks Matt I think that is a good start lol And to top if it off I have just chewed my face as the dentist's anaesthetic has not worn off GRRRRRRRRRRRRR Edited May 22, 2014 by Rubecula Lowensda and Matt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 I wouldn't even know where to start, I'm above that nonsense . rubecula 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 usually tell people or things to shit or cunt off when they piss me off...any word then off does the trick! rubecula 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sibdane Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 Donovan didn't make WC squad while he's still arguably our best player. I just lost all confidence in our coach(Klinsmann) and the group looks even more daunting than before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted May 23, 2014 Report Share Posted May 23, 2014 Donovan didn't make WC squad while he's still arguably our best player. I just lost all confidence in our coach(Klinsmann) and the group looks even more daunting than before. Somehow, i dont think thats going to help Rubes ease his problem. Matt, Sibdane and rubecula 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted May 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2014 Donovan didn't make WC squad while he's still arguably our best player. I just lost all confidence in our coach(Klinsmann) and the group looks even more daunting than before. just saw that, really bizarre! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sibdane Posted May 23, 2014 Report Share Posted May 23, 2014 (edited) Somehow, i dont think thats going to help Rubes ease his problem. Sorry Rubes, Bill... FUUUUUUCKING TWAT FARTS. Okay, I'm done. Edited May 23, 2014 by TonkaRoost rubecula 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted May 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2014 Went karting. 4 times the guy in front was blue flagged (means get the fuck over, youre slowing everyone down) and he refused. So, when I finally got him on a corner he cut me off and claimed I rammed him. Prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted May 23, 2014 Report Share Posted May 23, 2014 Got the car back today, quicker than expected but it was done as a priority because I need it for hospital runs so they did good. BUT for the price I expected a driver and a Bentley to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 People who think cos they shout they're opinion is all that counts...sit down mate Matt and rubecula 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 HM Revenue and Customs :shaking fist:. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Adrian Chiles....the time has come my friend...off...you...fuck BlueBlood81 and pete0 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted June 9, 2014 Report Share Posted June 9, 2014 The AA sending me a renewal notice telling me I need to do nothing to continue coverage (as I pay by monthly DD) and then just dropping in as an afterthought the fact that the cost is rising from £7.90 to £13.74 a month . How can they justify that? I've not called them out once in the last year so if anything it should go down! I feel a change of provider coming on. rubecula 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted June 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-27829958 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 women Sibdane 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueBlood81 Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Roy fucking Hodgson. Read an article earlier where he said something along the lines of.... "As England manager I am very lucky that two clubs in particular, Liverpool and Southampton, are prepared to take a chance with some of their academy players." He then went on to talk up Raheem Sterling as if he's the second coming or something. Whats his problem with Everton? Is it his link to the Shite? Wanker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Roy fucking Hodgson. Read an article earlier where he said something along the lines of.... "As England manager I am very lucky that two clubs in particular, Liverpool and Southampton, are prepared to take a chance with some of their academy players." He then went on to talk up Raheem Sterling as if he's the second coming or something. Whats his problem with Everton? Is it his link to the Shite? Wanker! Just heard an interview with him on 5live and citing managers who were giving young English players a chance he mentioned Rogers, Martinez and Wenger (in that order); so he's not all bad, but maybe a bit confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Adrian Bloody Chiles (and ITV Sport) Cake 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueBlood81 Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Andy Townsend Cake 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted June 14, 2014 Report Share Posted June 14, 2014 Everythin BlueBlood81 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formby Posted June 15, 2014 Report Share Posted June 15, 2014 Every pundit / writer / commentator who uses the word 'turgid' to describe a game of football/cricket, when they really mean 'torpid'. turgid: swollen, distended, bombastic, overblown, pompous torpid: lethargic, sluggish, dull, lifeless, sleepy, tired No idea why everyone uses misuses 'turgid'. Turbid (cloudy, murky) is closer in meaning to what they want to say, but the word they really want is 'torpid'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted June 22, 2014 Report Share Posted June 22, 2014 Mexican waves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted June 22, 2014 Report Share Posted June 22, 2014 Also, supporters in the crowd who are picked out by the TV cameras looking miserable when their team are losing; invariably they see themselves on the big screen and jump around all excited because they're on the telly. Fuck that, if Everton were losing and a camera focused on me I'd make an oscene gesture and try to get at the cameraman to punch him! Romey 1878 and BlueBlood81 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted June 22, 2014 Report Share Posted June 22, 2014 Also, supporters in the crowd who are picked out by the TV cameras looking miserable when their team are losing; invariably they see themselves on the big screen and jump around all excited because they're on the telly. Fuck that, if Everton were losing and a camera focused on me I'd make an oscene gesture and try to get at the cameraman to punch him! The image of that in my head made me laugh a lot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC11 Posted June 22, 2014 Report Share Posted June 22, 2014 Talking about cameras at the game Am I the only one who hopes the camera won't land on me when they do the best fan thing. Absolutely dread it landing on me. Luckily enough I'm in the top balcony. pete0 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted June 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 Also, supporters in the crowd who are picked out by the TV cameras looking miserable when their team are losing; invariably they see themselves on the big screen and jump around all excited because they're on the telly. Fuck that, if Everton were losing and a camera focused on me I'd make an oscene gesture and try to get at the cameraman to punch him! There were 2 years when I had season tickets for Tranmere as we couldnt afford the Everton season tickets. Ended up going with my best mate to every game with a radio to keep track of the Everton game anyway, went to the League Cup final against Leicester were Tranmere were robbed by a dodgy reffing decision and was one of the glum looking fans at the end, and I wasnt the only one! Nearly met Gary Linekar on the way home and was about to get really excited before he celebrated in front of the tour bus we were on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted June 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2014 i just seem to attract absolute cunts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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