MikeO Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 Off to America tomorrow, back 10th September! Enjoy yourself...don't forget to write . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Morning sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Morning sex. not for me...i really can't be arsed in the mornings...sometimes let her but i don't do much work..just lie there like a knackered anaconda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Morning sex. I knew we'd get on... Morning sex is boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 I knew we'd get on... Morning sex is boss. You know you're in for a good day if your bird is horny first thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 You know you're in for a good day if your bird is horny first thing. What, are you dating a rhinoceros ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 he wishes she'd be horny every mornin then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 should have said, there is no such word as 'horny' in my vocabulary, we are much more cultivated than that Sounds like I'm going to fuck a unicorn or something etc, it's just something never used. I think they did a most awful song once about it, it was a rave anthem or something, by god, I felt I could have murdered someone when I first heard it, a most annoying, belligerent and piece of shit attempt of 'music' you could ever wish to hear. I can't (thankfully) remember the artist but the tune is instantly recognizable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 What, are you dating a rhinoceros ? Isn't that what you're married to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Apparently not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 should have said, there is no such word as 'horny' in my vocabulary, we are much more cultivated than that Sounds like I'm going to fuck a unicorn or something etc, it's just something never used. I think they did a most awful song once about it, it was a rave anthem or something, by god, I felt I could have murdered someone when I first heard it, a most annoying, belligerent and piece of shit attempt of 'music' you could ever wish to hear. I can't (thankfully) remember the artist but the tune is instantly recognizable. moist? lindaju3 and Terenstrend 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 No, I think I found it though - see link How this (awful) shit managed a #2 position, I do not know, but the Spice Girls had about six UK number one's, so it does make a certain amount of sense http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horny_(song) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 pretty sure they had more than 6 to be honest...frightening thought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Nine actually! What is the fucking world coming to... Even Madness, only had the one #1 and they were a trillion times better etc, a very sad statistic, but kids today will just listen to any shit, they don't care.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 true..anyways this is more suited to the gears thread i feel skittles as discussed in the shoutbox earlier are wicked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 I fail to see what's so amazing about them, you just hurl a ball at them and knock some over ? I think it's going to rain, so I am kind of pleased - but will be out in it (later), doing a spot of sea fishing, so mixed feelings Nice quiet place and away from all the fucking nonsense of England Soccer Games , I may even have a splash in the sea if Sweden get a win this night, that would be mighty fine, but I do honestly think you will get a result, but I'll be miles away when that occurs. Out of Sight etc They won't win it though in the long run, I feel fairly confident about that. If Sweden get a result tonight you can just imagine my pleasure, but all good things to those who wait etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 the sweets skittles not the game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 moist? Reminded me of one of my high-school mates a couple of days ago. I don't talk to him often but this one night I was and he said something along the lines of; 'Can I ask you a personal question... When its just you and your girlfriend does she get moist?' I was unsure whether to be blown away in confusion or piss myself laughing on the floor, in the end I did both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted June 21, 2012 Report Share Posted June 21, 2012 Sure I remember saying something before on this, some monkey business must have ensued etc but today will be the longest day of the year, that is 21st June, midsummer night etc, that means we have reached the pinnacle of summer and each day from now will be getting shorter and darker, but you won't notice any damn difference until August, I don't like the summer at all, and have some good vibes or feel a bit better because of it, or It will be quite a relief etc, anything that caters for this here thread. You can't take that away. Of course will be out a bit later to see the longest day of the year pass by, but don't think they'll be any sunset, but it's only once a year etc, you never know what will happen from each week to the next, so make the most of these events etc. And no English soccer for a few days etc, a bit of a respite etc, little more relief and room to breath, feel a bit better etc etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 No Soccer for Five Weeks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 not sure why you support a football team if you think like that...i fuckin hate there bein no football Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete0 Posted July 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 Miranda Kerr, phwoar! Fair to say I'd stick it in the pink Matt and Zoo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 not sure why you support a football team if you think like that...i fuckin hate there bein no football He hates it when there's no football on for him to miss....when there's none on he doesn't have to go to the trouble of avoiding it . I'll get told off for that but couldn't resist . Lowensda and marcopaulo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Romey 1878 Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 When you make that perfect cup of tea that you guzzle it down in about 2 minutes red hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 Being over fifty. Just got my car insurance down below £200 . (Give me ten minutes and it'll depress me again ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 Being over fifty. Just got my car insurance down below £200 . (Give me ten minutes and it'll depress me again ) im worried about my insurance when I go to the UK. In Europe you insure the car only and Ive had a company/rental cars for 5 years now. So i'll be 29 by then with no no-claims. Dread to think.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 got fully comp for 700 quid with only 1 year no claims after an accident that was my fault and i'm 25..wouldn't worry too much matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 got fully comp for 700 quid with only 1 year no claims after an accident that was my fault and i'm 25..wouldn't worry too much matt ive just been out of the UK for so long ive no idea how much things cost. Also no idea how much the new contract will pay, 700 quid might be a big chunk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 yours won't be as high as mine..it was a 5 grand accident Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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