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My wife and I went to the Royal Show and one of the first exhibits we
stopped at was the breeding bulls.. We went up to the first pen and
there was a sign attached that said,

' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR '

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .......Smiled and said, 'He
mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice!
a week ! .........You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day .You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.'

My condition has been upgraded from critical
to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

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Young Indian lad name of Mujibar goes for a job at a call centre in Mumbai. The Head of Personnel says 'give me a sentence with the words green, pink and yellow in. Mujibar says 'the phone goes green, green, I pink up and say yellow Mujibar here'. He got the job.

You've probably spoken to him.

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Young Indian lad name of Mujibar goes for a job at a call centre in Mumbai. The Head of Personnel says 'give me a sentence with the words green, pink and yellow in. Mujibar says 'the phone goes green, green, I pink up and say yellow Mujibar here'. He got the job.

You've probably spoken to him.

 

Ha.

 

Funny enough I had a brilliant chat with an Indian lass at a call centre last week (Talk-Talk). She was really funny, easy to understand and did me a really good deal.

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Mary recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.
Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table.

Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him....

You know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!"

She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, "Remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"

Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, "Remember that diamond ring you promised me? I bought that too, with the insurance money!"

Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, "Remember that blow job I promised you?"

"Here it comes."
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