"The shiting" - an investigative report on why all footballing talent is lost when players join Liverpool.
"Schindler's lisp" - A German seeks to make a difference in the world of public speaking.
"Raging gull" - a hideous story of gore and rampage at the seaside.
"Lime is beautiful" - the latest trends in DIY colour schemes.
"Done with the wind" - a documentary about the importance of antacids in modern society.
"Chinatoon" - investor intrigue and the lust for power in Newcastle.
"Where eagles care" - a fictional account of an American football team that actually tries to win games.
"Ace Ventura: bet detective" - an investigation into illicit gambling in the Premier League.
"The bards" - Shakespeare impersonators become zombies and attack in flocks.
"The red sloes" - the latest developments in GMO research.
Edited by Cornish Steve, 03 Jul 2017 - 17:09.