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#1 johnh

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Posted 03 Jul 2017 - 12:20

Examples:

 

Goodbye Mr Chips

 

Goodbye My Chips -  Film about the Liverpool blitz when the Germans bombed our chip shop.

 

Pirates of the Caribbean

 

Pilates of the Caribbean -  Film about a Health & Fitness centre in the West Indies.

 

 

The Italian Job

 

The Italian Nob -  Film about an eccentric Italian who bought Leeds United.

 

 

 

Looking forward to some clever entries on this website.


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#2 Matt

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Posted 03 Jul 2017 - 12:44

The Codfather

 

all I've got for now


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Posted 03 Jul 2017 - 14:28

"The shiting" - an investigative report on why all footballing talent is lost when players join Liverpool.

"Schindler's lisp" - A German seeks to make a difference in the world of public speaking.

"Raging gull" - a hideous story of gore and rampage at the seaside.

"Lime is beautiful" - the latest trends in DIY colour schemes.

"Done with the wind" - a documentary about the importance of antacids in modern society.

"Chinatoon" - investor intrigue and the lust for power in Newcastle.

"Where eagles care" - a fictional account of an American football team that actually tries to win games.

"Ace Ventura: bet detective" - an investigation into illicit gambling in the Premier League.

"The bards" - Shakespeare impersonators become zombies and attack in flocks.

"The red sloes" - the latest developments in GMO research.


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#4 Cornish Steve

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Posted 03 Jul 2017 - 17:02

"American Beasty" - a biography of Donald Trump

"The Great Pictakor" - a biography of Ansel Adams. (changed two letters, sorry)

"The Dork Knight" - a tale of intrigue surrounding Arthurian legend.

"The Loon King" - the sequel to The Dork Knight.

"The Green Bile" - scenes of gore and panic in this movie about a liver transplant gone wrong.

"Back to the Suture" - the sequel to The Green Bile

"Forrest Hump" - an adult movie set in Nottingham.

"City of Bod" - a children's story narrated by John Le Mesurier.

"A Spade Odyssey" - journeys of a council worker

"The Elephant Ban" - on the trail of ivory traders in Kenya


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Posted 03 Jul 2017 - 17:13

Slow day Steve :lol:?

 

Pump Fiction: exaggerated remembrances of an aging puncture repair kit.

Light Club: exciting story about standard lamp collectors. 

It's a Wonderful Lime: for citrus fans everywhere.

Once Upon a Time in the Vest: Ricky Tomlinson biopic.


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Posted 03 Jul 2017 - 17:41

Slow day Steve :lol:?

 

Pump Fiction: exaggerated remembrances of an aging puncture repair kit.

Light Club: exciting story about standard lamp collectors. 

It's a Wonderful Lime: for citrus fans everywhere.

Once Upon a Time in the Vest: Ricky Tomlinson biopic.

 

Lunch break, plus it's the day before the July 4 holiday.


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Posted 03 Jul 2017 - 17:58

"Brainspotting" - looking for signs of intelligence in today's Tory party.

"The Third Ban" - a history of transfer policies at Liverpool.

"The 39 Stews" - Gordon Ramsey visits the Scottish highlands.

"A Dish Called Wanda" - a young lady's introduction to the British dating scene.

"Hulu" - bringing Internet movies to South Africa.

"The Remains of the Pay" - every man's bank account on the second of each month.

"Great Expectorations" - childhood fun in rural Cornwall.

"Sinnin' in the rain" - an adult movie set in Ireland.

"Japs" - submarines stalk swimmers off the American coast.

"Leaven can wait" - A Jewish family reconciles traditions with their busy lives.


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Posted 03 Jul 2017 - 18:14

Come Alone  -  A gripping story of a pilot who joins the mile high club while flying solo.


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Posted 03 Jul 2017 - 18:18

Come Alone  -  A gripping story of a pilot who joins the mile high club while flying solo.

 

You had to lower the tone didn't you (and Rusty's not around any more to deny the allegation) :D.


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Posted 03 Jul 2017 - 18:31

Honda -  Story about a cowboy who gets fed up and starts a motor company.


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Posted 03 Jul 2017 - 18:47

Jags: title says it all.

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Pope: waiting for white smoke on Tatooine.

The Silence of the Limbs: epic tale of when sign languagers went on strike.

Caving Private Ryan: potholing adventures.

Apocalypse How: instructional video from Donald Trump.

Reservoir Fogs: misty night at Kielder.

The Stink: Redford and Newman plan con at sewage works.


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Posted 03 Jul 2017 - 18:58

"Many Poppins" - Billy Bunter tries out a new suit.

"The Seventh Meal" - What Billy Bunter enjoys at noon.

"The Jungle Boom" - Big game hunting is big business for the wealthy few.

"Lady and the Cramp" - Pregnancy and today's NHS.

"Mad Hax" - The Tale of England's cricket collapse against India/

"A Ban for All Seasons" - Predicting Liverpool's destiny in European competition

"Amazing Grape" - A history of wine-growing in France

"The Fridge on the River Kwai" - Relief comes to workers in the hot jungle.

"A Wank to Remember" - Self-explanatory.

"You've Got Tail" - The Donald Trump guide to chatting up women


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Posted 03 Jul 2017 - 19:37

That's eating Gilbert Grape - an obese mother feeds her disabled son his brother.

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Posted 03 Jul 2017 - 20:45

Gene with the wind.    -   Story about Gene Kelly''s lifelong problems with flatulence.


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Posted 03 Jul 2017 - 22:11

12 donkeys: nasty porno

War of the Poses:  Violence when window dressers get upset.

The Bog:  toilet accident sends awful stench up a lighthouse.

Pirates of the Caribbean /  Dead Man's Crest:  dead punk washes up with hair in a bun.

2 Mules for Mister Sarah: docudrama about huge transvestite trying to buy shoes.

 Escape from New Pork. : animation about a runaway sausage.


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Posted 03 Jul 2017 - 22:58


Raging bell
Jurassic pork
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Posted 04 Jul 2017 - 15:15

"Transfarmers" - How the proposed bathroom bill will affect US agricultural practices.

"Shred" - A biography of Oliver North.

"Ban Francisco" - The untold story of those who opposed Franco's rise to power.

"Sergeant Dork" - A history of policing in Britain.

"King Solomon's Wines" - A history of wine-making in the Middle East.

"The Greatest Chow on Earth" - Unexpected finds in the world of street food.

"The Secret Life of Peas" - Lock five together in a pod and see what happens.

"The Sign of the Dross" - How Liverpool identifies talent.

"Curious 7" - A look into Liverpool's most recent transfer targets.

"Pinions" - The latest in a series about automobile engineering.


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Posted 04 Jul 2017 - 15:55

The man with the golden pun.   Film about a successful  script writer.


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Posted 04 Jul 2017 - 17:09

"Fantastic Boasts and Where to Find Them" - A summary of Donald's Trump's first 90 days in office.

"The Inbetweeters" - How to best interrupt Donald Trump's tweet storms.

"Bars" - Favourite drinking holes of Nascar fans.

"Inside Cut" - More about game-fixing in the Premier League.

"Bridget Jones's Barmy" - A story of motherhood and mental health.

"The Dull Monty" - How the younger generation put up with old war stories.

"I.T." - New computer practices that are out of this world.

"East is Fast" - What lies behind Japan's economic success?

"Finding Nomo: - Culinary delights await visitors to New York's Soho district.

"Mangled" - A behind-the-scenes look at the BBC's new celebrity wrestling show.


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Posted 04 Jul 2017 - 17:10

I have to stop this!!


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Posted 04 Jul 2017 - 17:33

The Hands of Iwo Jima  -  Story about a Japanese masseur.


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Posted 05 Jul 2017 - 06:20

The Bitches of Eastwick -  The inside story of LFC last pre-season in USA

 

Turdo  -  animated adventures of a lightening fast dump.

 

Snot White  -  the perils of snortin illegal stuff.


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Posted 05 Jul 2017 - 10:30

Henry X: futuristic royal drama scripted by Algenon Shakespeare. 

Suicide Squid: ISIS training cephalopods to do their bidding.


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Posted 06 Jul 2017 - 16:51

Finally (probably).

 

Brainspotting: analysis of Trump cabinet.

A Van for all Seasons: promotional video of new 4WD Ford Transit.

Carry on Damping: firefighters instructional video.

Four Weedings and a Funeral: tragic tale of an overworked gardener.

The 39 Stops: best of Neville Southall collection.

The Killing Yields: global history of the death penalty.

The Lavender Hill Mow: council has let the grass verges go out of control so locals take action.

Shakespeare in Hove: bard takes a well earned break near Brighton.


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Posted 07 Jul 2017 - 17:49

Finally (probably).

 

Brainspotting: analysis of Trump cabinet.

A Van for all Seasons: promotional video of new 4WD Ford Transit.

Carry on Damping: firefighters instructional video.

Four Weedings and a Funeral: tragic tale of an overworked gardener.

The 39 Stops: best of Neville Southall collection.

The Killing Yields: global history of the death penalty.

The Lavender Hill Mow: council has let the grass verges go out of control so locals take action.

Shakespeare in Hove: bard takes a well earned break near Brighton.

 

Not even a single green? Gutted; last one in particular I thought (in a very modest and self effacing way) was genius. Tough crowd.


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Posted 07 Jul 2017 - 18:43

 
Not even a single green? Gutted; last one in particular I thought (in a very modest and self effacing way) was genius. Tough crowd.

I've got good news and bad news. I've greened the funnies, but had to give this post a neg for crying it in 😝
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Posted 07 Jul 2017 - 19:04

I've got good news and bad news. I've greened the funnies, but had to give this post a neg for crying it in

 

I'll take that :lol:.


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Posted 08 Jul 2017 - 14:02

 

I'll take that :lol:.

you have no choice lad,  suck it up  :rofl:


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Posted 09 Jul 2017 - 06:11

 

Not even a single green? Gutted; last one in particular I thought (in a very modest and self effacing way) was genius. Tough crowd.

 

No green from me, you plagiarist. You copied my Brainspotting.


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Posted 09 Jul 2017 - 11:06

 

No green from me, you plagiarist. You copied my Brainspotting.

 

Yours was the British original, mine was the American remake B).


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Posted 09 Jul 2017 - 11:47

Coffee talk forum. A bunch of old woman discussing the day's events. (Ring any bells bitches)

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Posted 09 Jul 2017 - 11:54

Coffee talk forum. A bunch of old woman discussing the day's events. (Ring any bells bitches)

Shit just realised it's films, fucked up again.
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Posted 09 Jul 2017 - 17:33

Slumdog Billionaire - like the original but higher stakes.

Honey, I Shrunk the Lids - tupperware horror flick.

Wild Wild Vest - biography on the life and loves of Rab C Nesbitt.

White Men Cunt Jump - no synopsis needed.
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Posted 09 Jul 2017 - 22:10

Anchormon - A Jamaicans quest real buttery butter.
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Posted 11 Jul 2017 - 20:13

Top Gin, alcoholics in the US Navy and their battle for Russian POLUGAR №10 gin.


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Posted 12 Jul 2017 - 12:20

Brakeheart -  Romantic tale about a Scottish lassie who has to give up her man because he keeps painting himself blue.


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Posted 12 Jul 2017 - 12:22

Shite Christmas - Sad tale of Bing Crosby whose flight from Heathrow is cancelled and he has to spend Christmas in a Travel Lodge in Slough.


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Posted 12 Jul 2017 - 13:56

Shite Christmas - Sad tale of Bing Crosby whose flight from Heathrow is cancelled and he has to spend Christmas in a Travel Lodge in Slough.

 

Good one that :lol:.


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Posted 12 Jul 2017 - 15:41

Carry Os Up The Khyber: The sad tale of a pundit who criticized his former team.


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Posted 25 Jul 2017 - 15:43

The Fat and the Furious: The story of Rosie O'Donnell's ex-wives

The Hitchhikers Guilde To The Galaxy: The history of the extraterrestrial labor movement.


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