johnh Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 Examples: Goodbye Mr Chips Goodbye My Chips - Film about the Liverpool blitz when the Germans bombed our chip shop. Pirates of the Caribbean Pilates of the Caribbean - Film about a Health & Fitness centre in the West Indies. The Italian Job The Italian Nob - Film about an eccentric Italian who bought Leeds United. Looking forward to some clever entries on this website. rubecula and MikeO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 The Codfather all I've got for now rubecula 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Steve Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 (edited) "The shiting" - an investigative report on why all footballing talent is lost when players join Liverpool. "Schindler's lisp" - A German seeks to make a difference in the world of public speaking. "Raging gull" - a hideous story of gore and rampage at the seaside. "Lime is beautiful" - the latest trends in DIY colour schemes. "Done with the wind" - a documentary about the importance of antacids in modern society. "Chinatoon" - investor intrigue and the lust for power in Newcastle. "Where eagles care" - a fictional account of an American football team that actually tries to win games. "Ace Ventura: bet detective" - an investigation into illicit gambling in the Premier League. "The bards" - Shakespeare impersonators become zombies and attack in flocks. "The red sloes" - the latest developments in GMO research. Edited July 3, 2017 by Cornish Steve MikeO and rubecula 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Steve Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 "American Beasty" - a biography of Donald Trump "The Great Pictakor" - a biography of Ansel Adams. (changed two letters, sorry) "The Dork Knight" - a tale of intrigue surrounding Arthurian legend. "The Loon King" - the sequel to The Dork Knight. "The Green Bile" - scenes of gore and panic in this movie about a liver transplant gone wrong. "Back to the Suture" - the sequel to The Green Bile "Forrest Hump" - an adult movie set in Nottingham. "City of Bod" - a children's story narrated by John Le Mesurier. "A Spade Odyssey" - journeys of a council worker "The Elephant Ban" - on the trail of ivory traders in Kenya rubecula and MikeO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 Slow day Steve ? Pump Fiction: exaggerated remembrances of an aging puncture repair kit. Light Club: exciting story about standard lamp collectors. It's a Wonderful Lime: for citrus fans everywhere. Once Upon a Time in the Vest: Ricky Tomlinson biopic. rubecula 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Steve Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 Slow day Steve ? Pump Fiction: exaggerated remembrances of an aging puncture repair kit. Light Club: exciting story about standard lamp collectors. It's a Wonderful Lime: for citrus fans everywhere. Once Upon a Time in the Vest: Ricky Tomlinson biopic. Lunch break, plus it's the day before the July 4 holiday. rubecula 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Steve Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 (edited) "Brainspotting" - looking for signs of intelligence in today's Tory party. "The Third Ban" - a history of transfer policies at Liverpool. "The 39 Stews" - Gordon Ramsey visits the Scottish highlands. "A Dish Called Wanda" - a young lady's introduction to the British dating scene. "Hulu" - bringing Internet movies to South Africa. "The Remains of the Pay" - every man's bank account on the second of each month. "Great Expectorations" - childhood fun in rural Cornwall. "Sinnin' in the rain" - an adult movie set in Ireland. "Japs" - submarines stalk swimmers off the American coast. "Leaven can wait" - A Jewish family reconciles traditions with their busy lives. Edited July 3, 2017 by Cornish Steve rubecula and MikeO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnh Posted July 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 Come Alone - A gripping story of a pilot who joins the mile high club while flying solo. rubecula and Lowensda 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 Come Alone - A gripping story of a pilot who joins the mile high club while flying solo. You had to lower the tone didn't you (and Rusty's not around any more to deny the allegation) . rubecula 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnh Posted July 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 Honda - Story about a cowboy who gets fed up and starts a motor company. rubecula 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 Jags: title says it all. Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Pope: waiting for white smoke on Tatooine. The Silence of the Limbs: epic tale of when sign languagers went on strike. Caving Private Ryan: potholing adventures. Apocalypse How: instructional video from Donald Trump. Reservoir Fogs: misty night at Kielder. The Stink: Redford and Newman plan con at sewage works. Cornish Steve and rubecula 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Steve Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 "Many Poppins" - Billy Bunter tries out a new suit. "The Seventh Meal" - What Billy Bunter enjoys at noon. "The Jungle Boom" - Big game hunting is big business for the wealthy few. "Lady and the Cramp" - Pregnancy and today's NHS. "Mad Hax" - The Tale of England's cricket collapse against India/ "A Ban for All Seasons" - Predicting Liverpool's destiny in European competition "Amazing Grape" - A history of wine-growing in France "The Fridge on the River Kwai" - Relief comes to workers in the hot jungle. "A Wank to Remember" - Self-explanatory. "You've Got Tail" - The Donald Trump guide to chatting up women rubecula and MikeO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete0 Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 (edited) That's eating Gilbert Grape - an obese mother feeds her disabled son his brother. Edited July 3, 2017 by pete0 rubecula and MikeO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnh Posted July 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 Gene with the wind. - Story about Gene Kelly''s lifelong problems with flatulence. rubecula 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 12 donkeys: nasty porno War of the Poses: Violence when window dressers get upset. The Bog: toilet accident sends awful stench up a lighthouse. Pirates of the Caribbean / Dead Man's Crest: dead punk washes up with hair in a bun. 2 Mules for Mister Sarah: docudrama about huge transvestite trying to buy shoes. Escape from New Pork. : animation about a runaway sausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hafnia Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 Raging bell Jurassic pork Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Steve Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 "Transfarmers" - How the proposed bathroom bill will affect US agricultural practices. "Shred" - A biography of Oliver North. "Ban Francisco" - The untold story of those who opposed Franco's rise to power. "Sergeant Dork" - A history of policing in Britain. "King Solomon's Wines" - A history of wine-making in the Middle East. "The Greatest Chow on Earth" - Unexpected finds in the world of street food. "The Secret Life of Peas" - Lock five together in a pod and see what happens. "The Sign of the Dross" - How Liverpool identifies talent. "Curious 7" - A look into Liverpool's most recent transfer targets. "Pinions" - The latest in a series about automobile engineering. Matt and MikeO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnh Posted July 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 The man with the golden pun. Film about a successful script writer. Cornish Steve and Matt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Steve Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 "Fantastic Boasts and Where to Find Them" - A summary of Donald's Trump's first 90 days in office. "The Inbetweeters" - How to best interrupt Donald Trump's tweet storms. "Bars" - Favourite drinking holes of Nascar fans. "Inside Cut" - More about game-fixing in the Premier League. "Bridget Jones's Barmy" - A story of motherhood and mental health. "The Dull Monty" - How the younger generation put up with old war stories. "I.T." - New computer practices that are out of this world. "East is Fast" - What lies behind Japan's economic success? "Finding Nomo: - Culinary delights await visitors to New York's Soho district. "Mangled" - A behind-the-scenes look at the BBC's new celebrity wrestling show. MikeO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Steve Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 I have to stop this!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnh Posted July 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 The Hands of Iwo Jima - Story about a Japanese masseur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted July 5, 2017 Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 (edited) The Bitches of Eastwick - The inside story of LFC last pre-season in USA Turdo - animated adventures of a lightening fast dump. Snot White - the perils of snortin illegal stuff. Edited July 5, 2017 by Rubecula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 5, 2017 Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 Henry X: futuristic royal drama scripted by Algenon Shakespeare. Suicide Squid: ISIS training cephalopods to do their bidding. rubecula 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 Finally (probably). Brainspotting: analysis of Trump cabinet. A Van for all Seasons: promotional video of new 4WD Ford Transit. Carry on Damping: firefighters instructional video. Four Weedings and a Funeral: tragic tale of an overworked gardener. The 39 Stops: best of Neville Southall collection. The Killing Yields: global history of the death penalty. The Lavender Hill Mow: council has let the grass verges go out of control so locals take action. Shakespeare in Hove: bard takes a well earned break near Brighton. rubecula and pete0 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Finally (probably). Brainspotting: analysis of Trump cabinet. A Van for all Seasons: promotional video of new 4WD Ford Transit. Carry on Damping: firefighters instructional video. Four Weedings and a Funeral: tragic tale of an overworked gardener. The 39 Stops: best of Neville Southall collection. The Killing Yields: global history of the death penalty. The Lavender Hill Mow: council has let the grass verges go out of control so locals take action. Shakespeare in Hove: bard takes a well earned break near Brighton. Not even a single green? Gutted; last one in particular I thought (in a very modest and self effacing way) was genius. Tough crowd. pete0 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete0 Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Not even a single green? Gutted; last one in particular I thought (in a very modest and self effacing way) was genius. Tough crowd. I've got good news and bad news. I've greened the funnies, but had to give this post a neg for crying it in ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 I've got good news and bad news. I've greened the funnies, but had to give this post a neg for crying it in I'll take that . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 I'll take that . you have no choice lad, suck it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Steve Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 Not even a single green? Gutted; last one in particular I thought (in a very modest and self effacing way) was genius. Tough crowd. No green from me, you plagiarist. You copied my Brainspotting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 No green from me, you plagiarist. You copied my Brainspotting. Yours was the British original, mine was the American remake . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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