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#1 KillaGTiR

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Posted 04 Dec 2005 - 01:15

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1878Club can exclusively reveal that Everton have completed the signing of ex-Manchester United captain Roy Keane.

Reaction to signing:

David Moyes: "We are extremely pleased that a player of Roy Keane’s calibre has agreed to join the club, his presence to the squad can only benefit the team ethic. His signing outlines our ambition to compete at the highest level."

Phil Neville: "You could say I played my part in persuading Keano to come here!, I just outlined what he already knew"

Bill Kenwright: "I believe we have one of the great, great managers in football and obviously Roy believes this to. I am sure Keane will play a pivotal role in Davids plans because after all... you can't spell Royal Blue Jersey without Roy"

Chief Executive Keith Wyness: "The marketing potential of Roy Keane is huge. We currently intend on creating a new television channel called EFC TV where Roy can express his views in a weekly special called 'Keane on Toffees'."

Duncan Ferguson: "Roy Keane? ack, who the f**k is Keane? I'll kick his wee head in"


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#2 john_webby

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Posted 04 Dec 2005 - 03:08

half true

been told will sign 2morrow afternoon annouced on monday about 1

giggs wont sign now

striker but not who u think (rumourmilll look in)
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#3 StevO

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Posted 04 Dec 2005 - 03:47

giggs? what you talkin bout john
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#4 Pat

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Posted 04 Dec 2005 - 06:07

Yep & roy is off to Arabia fer a MILLION QUIDS worth of a Ten Day Jaunt...

However, Roy also will sign 4 Fiorentina whom will Jet him in & out of the country for matches & Training.

Consequently, then forcing President G.W. Bush to forward a hastily prepared ,ega $$$$ ( Us even) eleventh hour pitch for Roy to lead the forces in Iraq.

Whilst it may be on the cards & a reasonable poss he could come 2 us....pat thinks perhaps another exuberated Attack of "Premature Evertoniation".

Nothing esle doing the rounds ont he net suggesting such other than NWO bit on Royston finding some loop hold & a what if kinda story
regarding playing 4 us v Manure...

alot seems pretty charactised type optimistic journalism..A story that could come of...Looks great if does..but if doesnt gets washed away with all the other scenario's..regarding the worlds newest wanted man.

Strong Word & murmours he's coming....But so 2 is Xmas.

Still Interestung shennanigans all the same...& watch with vested interset.... :D :D :D
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#5 Neil

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Posted 04 Dec 2005 - 09:06

strange one this as sunday mirror says he is signing for real madrid
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Posted 04 Dec 2005 - 09:54

As per usual the papers know keck all and its all inventive guesswork journalism, how these arseholes earn a living ill never know
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#7 KillaGTiR

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Posted 04 Dec 2005 - 11:02

yeah they are just linking him to every club about
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#8 Tricky Trev

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Posted 04 Dec 2005 - 11:14

I can't see him going to Madrid, he's got a large family and I can't see him uprooting them for a year or so. I think we've got every chance of getting him.
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Posted 04 Dec 2005 - 11:50

We'll all just have to wait until tomorrow me thinks :D
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Posted 04 Dec 2005 - 14:30

Yeah and I hope he doesnt sign too! We dont need a past it mega salary injury prone player in our squad. Yeah, hes a good motivator but how long before he starts to piss everyone off and upset the atmosphere in the squad, that has improved greatly in the last month.
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Posted 04 Dec 2005 - 14:55

Agreed, much rather spend money where its needed most.
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#12 Bacon Butty

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Posted 04 Dec 2005 - 21:07

As per usual the papers know keck all and its all inventive guesswork journalism, how these arseholes earn a living ill never know

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:D :D :lol: :lol: :lol:

Come of it lads, its obviously a joke! :lol:
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Posted 04 Dec 2005 - 22:04

thats the dodgiest pic i have seen since the paris hilton vid.
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Posted 04 Dec 2005 - 22:46

thats the dodgiest pic i have seen since the paris hilton vid.

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and yet... people believed it! :huh:
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Posted 04 Dec 2005 - 23:48

Oh no they didnt Stars 4 Danny...... :huh:
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Posted 05 Dec 2005 - 13:22

it will be great when he comes along and start leading us to glory...
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Posted 05 Dec 2005 - 13:49

Wait wait wait.

You telling me that its not really true. Keane has not already signed the contract??????/

Please don't tell me that I thought it was true and have got his name on the back of my new Everton Shirt

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Posted 05 Dec 2005 - 13:58

No you wouldnt be as gullible as that, your havin us on..

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Posted 05 Dec 2005 - 14:46

Oh no they didnt Stars 4 Danny...... :lol:

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*re-checks email account*

Oh yes they did PatV..... :D
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Posted 05 Dec 2005 - 15:39

What annoys me is that 'moyes is waiting on Keane' - what?!

Why are WE waiting on his decision - Fuck him, tell him that if he doesn't sign by x date, then he can fuck off.

Hes not even at the club yet and he has us in his pocket.
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Posted 05 Dec 2005 - 15:56

What annoys me is that 'moyes is waiting on Keane' - what?!

Why are WE waiting on his decision - Fuck him, tell him that if he doesn't sign by x date, then he can fuck off.

Hes not even at the club yet and he has us in his pocket.

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I was thinking that as well.

He got fooked off by the as captain of a club he has been at for 12 years for being a wanker, why do we want him to be a waner here
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Posted 05 Dec 2005 - 17:40

What annoys me is that 'moyes is waiting on Keane' - what?!

Why are WE waiting on his decision - Fuck him, tell him that if he doesn't sign by x date, then he can fuck off.

Hes not even at the club yet and he has us in his pocket.

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How else was Moyes supposed to put it? ;)

Shockingly, clubs have to WAIT before players make a decision that will dictate their life for X amount of years...

"For the thinking Evertonian" ???

*points to blue kipper*

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Posted 06 Dec 2005 - 00:05

How else was Moyes supposed to put it?  ;)

Shockingly, clubs have to WAIT before players make a decision that will dictate their life for X amount of years...

"For the thinking Evertonian" ???

*points to blue kipper*

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Think about it you tool.

Keane thinks that he rules the world and I am fed up with Everton going to players cap in hand begging for a signature.

Hes not god and I wouldn't wait around for him - it will only rock the boat - if moyes appears to hang on every word that keane says!

He is a great player and his skills are much needed to sure up a sloppy midfield but he is definitely not bigger than Everton FC and I see the 'we wait for Keane to make his mind up as to whether or not to join EFC' as two things

1. It makes us look desperate
2. He obviously thinks that we are shit - otherwise he would have signed by now.

For both reasons - Moyes and EFC should not have published that article on evertonfc.com

''for the thinking evertonian'' - well yes, we have brains on this forum and we certainly dont prevent people from using them - unlike other forums that may (or may not :P ) have been pointed to in this conversation.
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Posted 06 Dec 2005 - 08:02

So monday came and went, but where did keeno go????

I think he will be the next kettering manager
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Posted 06 Dec 2005 - 12:10

So monday came and went, but where did keeno go????

I think he will be the next kettering manager

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I think that we should just forget about him. Keane (either of them) is not coming to Goodison.

We couldn't even get Keane - the singer!
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Posted 06 Dec 2005 - 14:43

What annoys me is that 'moyes is waiting on Keane' - what?!

Why are WE waiting on his decision - Fuck him, tell him that if he doesn't sign by x date, then he can fuck off.

Hes not even at the club yet and he has us in his pocket.

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jeez...have ya ever heard of being diplomatic??
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Posted 06 Dec 2005 - 16:40

Think about it you tool.

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Not going to bother reading the rest of your "opinion" after that comment.

As I said earlier, and i'll say it again for people such as yourself... believe it or not, players have to take time to consider a decision that will ultimately effect the rest of their life, because of this time, clubs tend to have to wait.
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Posted 06 Dec 2005 - 16:43

I think that we should just forget about him. Keane (either of them) is not coming to Goodison.

We couldn't even get Keane - the singer!

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#29 GoldfishMemory

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Posted 06 Dec 2005 - 16:52

Stop bitching boys!

I agree with the "sign by x date" comment but you have to appriciate that he will be speaking to other clubs & discussing with his agent & family.

Do any of you have the inside information to know moysey's offer? Maybe the date is thursday and an announcement will come at Fridays weekly press conf' positive or negative!

Calm down and let things happen.

Oh and just to add to the opinion Keane will disrupt, dictate, control etc do you all seriously think DM will let that happen? I think not! Do you all seriously thing Duncan will let the little irish prick disrupt our dressing room? I think not!
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Posted 06 Dec 2005 - 22:39

Stop bitching boys!

I agree with the "sign by x date" comment but you have to appriciate that he will be speaking to other clubs & discussing with his agent & family.

Do any of you have the inside information to know moysey's offer? Maybe the date is thursday and an announcement will come at Fridays weekly press conf' positive or negative!

Calm down and let things happen.

Oh and just to add to the opinion Keane will disrupt, dictate, control etc do you all seriously think DM will let that happen? I think not! Do you all seriously thing Duncan will let the little irish prick disrupt our dressing room? I think not!

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Exactly :lol:

If we sign him we have a quality player on our hands, if we dont.... he's sh*t and passed it! :(
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Posted 06 Dec 2005 - 23:51

He'd be a good signing as long as were not going to be paying him extortionate amounts of money which is probally what he's waiting for. Once Carsley's back we'll have a player who can sure up things in our midfield maybe not as good as keane but he can still get the job done and who knows with madrid looking for a new manager gravesen could be on his way out of their.
About waiting for his decision i don't think we have alot of choice if we actually want to sign him. If as were lead to believe he has all these clubs after him well then of course it's going to take some time for him to decide on where the best move will be for him.
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