Fearthainn

Taking my 4 year old daughter to her first game next week against West Ham. Oh the timing. At least it will be educational, she will have learned a fair few new words by full time.

Made it all the more hilarious. Moyes tries to play passing football on his return to GP, Martinez out-Moyeses him. Fucking brilliant.

Wonder if anyone will mention the blatant penalty by Skrtel. You know, that shirt pull similar to the other 100s he's done this season.

Fair enough I try to avoid watching them most of the time. Just makes him even more average.

He's very good at long range passing and shooting. His leadership abilities and his drive are excellent, which is probably why people overrate him. Other than that he's good, but that's it, good. He's also a coward, a hypocrite, and although I don't know him personally everything points to him being a bit of a cunt. Over the years I've read and heard loads of tripe about him, from people talking about him in world class terms to people suggesting he's the most likeable footballer around. If they win the league I can't imagine how unbearable it will be, St. Stevie guiding the paupers to victory through blood sweat and tears. Makes me sick. Xavi's hair gel has got more footballing ability than Gerrard.

Everton 3 - 1 Man Utd Mirallas

Wtf did I just read. I guess I should get used to this standard of article, it's what we'll be getting all summer if they win the league.

Everton 3 - 1 Swansea Lukaku

Possible Sheffield derby in the quarters, would love to watch that.

I'd love to share some of the optimism around but give me Arsenal away please. We've had better chances to settle the score against that lot and haven't taken them, I don't think I can cope with another defeat.

We were pathetic after they scored tbh.

Clattenburg robbing us, surely not.

Should just kick the ball out for a goal kick whenever we have a corner, give us time to regroup at least.

Wasn't he like a mile offside?

Need to sub Pienaar and let Deulofeu run at their full backs.