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johnh last won the day on September 19 2018

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  • Birthday 17/03/1936

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  1. There is only one thing that I hate, and I mean HATE. 'Garlic'😝. Must be descended from Dracula.
  2. johnh


    I was once playing golf at Turnberry in Scotland. When I was driving home, I took a short cut across country from Turnberry to the M74 on a single track road. I had driven for ages and saw no other traffic. I then saw a car coming the other way so pulled into a passing place. The other car stopped next to me and asked if I knew the way to a small village that I had just passed through. I told them they were almost there and then asked them if they could direct me to London. Gobsmacked just about sums it up! Did tell them I was only joking though.
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    Mike, hopefully, like me, you will reach an age where dates, days and time in general, don't matter. What day is it? Is it time for tea yet?
  4. Everton 1 Man U 2 DCL (I keep putting DCL as my first scorer as the law of averages says he will get ONE before the season ends!)
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    Have a great day Mike. Will raise a glass of red a bit later.
  6. Fulham have conceded 76 goals in the Premiership, the worst by far. After 60 minutes, we have had one shot on target.
  7. No. My son-in-law comes from East Kilbride. Think he got smuggled in in the back of a lorry. 😁
  8. Regarding the wall that that guy Hadrian built. Have the Scots paid for it yet?
  9. DCL didn't have a clear cut chance when we spent so much time in and around their penalty area. Yes, that's exactly what I mean. He's not a natural striker.
  10. 23 attempts on goal = 1 scored and that by a defender. We desperately need a striker. DCL holds the ball up well, wins some headers, has pace to frighten the opposition, the only problem is he can't score goals.
  11. Was scrolling through the latest football results this afternoon. Saw that Palace were winning 1-0. Said out loud 'that will be a penalty won by Zaha'. Exactly right, though you don't have to be Nostradamus to forecast that one. Palace must get more penalties than any other team in the Premiership.
  12. Southampton 1 - 0 up after 15 minutes.
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