Paddock

The Nigerian government has sent Everton an email telling us the King of the FooFoo region of Nigeria wants to give us the money to fund the stadium, as a sweetner they’ve included Henry in their squad- they pray we send our banknaccount details with haste. Good job Elstones been fucked off eh.

No worries.

It just hasn’t worked out for him and he’s on huge wages. Worse of all is he doesn’t even look arsed in the slightest.

It’s got nothing to do with Keane- he’s not posted a single thing about any of our games yet posts that. I’m not offended in the slightest by it but he knows that will have fans up in arms over it- sulking about, being left out the squad because of his attitude and posting Leipzig videos? Come on Matt- he is deliberately trying to inflame an already volatile situation.

Strange, when I posted- my post was right after the post about us needing him and had been embedded.

How come my post was deleted from this thread?? Fact is he’s not posted a single thing on social media about the team paying his wages who took a chance on him plucking him from relative obscurity but posts a Leipzig video on his instagram knowing there’s a tug of war for him. He knows it’ll alienate the fans and imo is deliberately trying to do so. I hope he gets lobbed in the rezzies.

I wouldn’t want to watch any highlights of him in an Everton shirt either.

The one thing that excited me about this signing when we bought him was he always scores against the shite. It was a shame the lad got injured and I hope he does well at.Villa and gets a move. He was always respectful and positive towards the club so I hold no animosity towards him.

Walcott

Glad the lads ok.

I’m talking about he’ll be ran out the club because everyones fed up losing 2 and 3 goal leads or losing 4-3.

Nope- 5 goals against Wolves, Soton and Bournemouth- Ings never had a player withing 5 yards of him last week when he scored inside our 6 yard box, their 2nd today was equally as soft. You don’t win the initial header from a corner or free kick you’re fucked. Think that’s what he wants Mina for but I hate zonal marking.

If he doesn’t fuck that zonal marking off he will go exactly the same way as Martinez.

It was tongue in cheek. He’s clearly injured but clearly hasn’t broken his ankle. I’ll go with the story it’s a foot injury and hopes he’s back soon.

Fucks sake- is he injured or not.

hopefully there’s an option to buy

So is he injured or not

It’s apparently his foot- it’s doing yhe rounds on Twitter- scan today apparently estimated 3 months out but nothing official

Apparently after the Soton game Schneiderlin, Richarlson, Holgate and Tosun stopped and signed every single fans request and posed for photos- Lookman walked out with his headphones on looking at his phone and just walked past. Loads of different ccounts tweeting it. If it’s true then he needs lobbing in the U23s for the whole season.

The jumped up little prick is doing my head in- walking past kids refusing to sign autographs, sulking like a petulant child. Personally I’d lob him in the rezzies for 12 months.

Ah ok- I listened to that 3 times thinking I kept missing it

Where did he say Gomez was out of our price range and we had a budget on Mina Finn?

You still never answered my question though. Do you know if he’s training with us yet?

Is he training with the squad now- There are videos of Zouma and Bernard and Gomez is injured but nothing on Mina. I think it’ll be Holgate and Keane Saturday.

Because you’re not a successful business man and billionaire. I suppose that’s Evertons fault also.