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Surprisingly Vlasic turned out to be our best summer signing.

WTF is Schneiderlin doing?!?!!??!?!?!!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Was this on purpose?!?!!? It's ridiculous.

Brighton 1-2 Everton DCL

Have you watched Moneyball? That's how manager and sports director are supposed to work together.

Ohh come on. If £80 000 per week can't motivate you enough, then what else can?

Sandro was designated to run into space. Obviously he didn't performed this evening.

I doubt they consider Koeman as viable option, if that's what you mean.

Hurts to say, but at this point my local club can beat Everton wherever they meet. And I'm from Bulgaria.

Why are black people in US feeling oppressed, I don't understand?

WTH?! Real men don't ask for their sperm back, they ask if they can give some more.

He will of course. It's a call of duty.

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I must agree that under Martinez we've played pretty attractive, but ultimately no one will go far in the PL neglecting defensive duties. It's all about the defense these days and Koeman did it right last season as we had one of the best defensive records in the league. Yet we're failing in every football aspect - marking, tackling, positioning, break up, link up play, keeping possession, creating chances, finishing... All these suggest me that our players need more tactical coaching. I refuse to acknowledge that we have shit players, or that we bought shit ones. All of our summer signings except Martina are of proven quality and and I know for sure that they can cope, as long as they find themselves on the pitch and gel in the tactical shape of the team. This needs time and patience. Unfortunately we had the worst possible schedule at the start of this season, but at least since the Man U game we're showing some improvement and this will only get better. Show some patience and we'll talk again in a month or two.

Guys just stop! It's scientifically proven that the more you argue, the less the chance to convince others in your opinion.

I think it's too early for our new players to settle in. Koeman didn't had the best start last year either. I remember many started shouting for his head at this time around, but things changed after we've won against Arsenal in December and ran over City a few matches later. I truly expect things will change dramatically in couple of months.