Zoo 2.0

He wasn't good enough and they're a club in and around the Champions League places. Football is a business and they do business well, much better than us sadly. His off field issues were not known until his interview with Gary Neville. Spurs were right to move him on, 100%.

The least the team can do is apologise to the supporters that travelled down tonight.

I'm no fan of Dyche but you give Guardiola the job tomorrow and we're not pulling any trees up. The club is absolutely riddled with fuckery from top to bottom, and this is just a by-product of how bad we are.

4-0. Fuck it I'm supporting Chelsea. Hahahaha get in, what a bunch of sticky toffees am I right?! Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea! In Poch we Trust! Drogba, Zola etc.

Just stuck my testicles in the fridge door and slammed it shut which funnily enough was more enjoyable than this shite. Spare a thought for the people that went down to London, on a Monday and paid to watch this in the flesh. They'd be much better staying at home and buying a fridge.

Hahahahaha, it's almost comical. Fucking hell.

Professional footballer in the six yard box mate, the cross could have been heading into outer space for all I care it doesn't take a genius to keep it on target. It was a diabolical miss from a striker who is putting together a catalogue of them.

Don't get me wrong this isn't a shout to sack Dyche, but they can't be playing for him looking at this. Tarkowski and Mykolenko are absolutely tragic for that second goal, musical statues. Chelsea are actually going to take the piss here too, Palmer is nailed on for a hat-trick, question is does he do it before or after half-time. Moshiri and that bloke who wears a baseball cap and a suit at the same time - fuck off the pair of you.

I can't be arsed lads. Just fold the club, we are supercharged AIDS.

Stamford Bridge is always a bit of a bloodbath to be fair. I might be wrong but feels like we haven't won there since 1712.

Don't like getting on players backs but fuck me Beto, looks like someone who's bought a scratchcard a won a prize of playing in a Premier League game. Inside the six-yard box and gets it over the bar, hitting it with his fucking knee. Jesus absolute wept. Defensively shite also; Branthwaite, Onana, Tarkowski all on toast and Palmer slots it in. Make it stop.

Queue the weird Twitter Evertonians who will go into meltdown over this. I'm just happy to see that he's clearly on the road to recovery from what is a very traumatic set of experiences. fIt eNoUgH fOr tHe tV bUt nOt uS!!!

I'm sure people have said this/have been feeling this but relegation is the least of our worries. Even if we survive this season, we're a club on life support. The current owner doesn't want to own the club and those that do can't afford it (and if they did have ownership, would probably be busy asset stripping anyway). It's hard to see where any positivity looks realistic with Everton, it's like we're fighting with all our might to take one step forward whilst an almighty wind is pushing us seventeen steps back.

Chelsea are just weird, like really fucking weird. Never seen a team so up and down as them - flip a coin to see if they win next week.