Zoo 2.0

David Coote is the type of guy that has a collection of rare jams in his kitchen and after a game he goes home, taps his finger against his chin and whispers "rude not to" to himself before picking one to have with a cup of tea and a cracker. Real wet wipe.

You really think it's just Pawson? I wouldn't trust any of the PGMOL to run a bath.

I think it's actually boss that they parody themselves so consistently each week. What a bunch of incompetent wet wipes . Really hope the PGMOL's next buffet is laced with laxatives.

They're determined to stop us winning the league.

It's only Twitter rumours but yeah, it's being tweeted by a few different outlets. Six months deal until the end of the season.

Luton lost btw, they're also 18th in the league. The love towards Barkley is simply emotional, he isn't and never has been anything more than an OK midfielder.

It's been coming that, credit to Pickford for getting something on it but it turned into a bit of a lottery as to who would get there first. Still time to get back into this, but it's been a disappointing first 30.

Luton is about his level, he's a very mediocre footballer. The fact that he played with Chelsea, Villa and Nice without sticking around shows just how bang average he is. Anyone with an ounce of ability could look half decent at Kenilworth Road.

OTT: For the Thinking Evertonian ...

Hope you get sorted - as a side note, Croatia is one of my favourite countries. It's absolutely beautiful.

Expected zero points, received zero points. Now is not the time to panic, as you were.

God forbid our players have a bit of fight in them. Jesus wept.

I can't even be arsed getting angry anymore, I'm properly numb. The referee points to the corner, City players surround him and he bottles it and changes his mind. I'm getting so bored of every week shouting about how bad the officiating is in this country. The games on its arse.

but but but he's English, has a nice smile and famously won a few games with Bournemouth?

Heading to the in-laws today as is tradition on Christmas Eve for me. Not sure if I'll be online so wanted to wish everyone on TT the best Christmas and a happy New Year when it comes around. Genuinely love coming on here and honestly believe that there's proper debate when needed, I think we all get along which is rare on message boards! Long may this place continue - UTFT!

Sean Dyche probably.

Might get a bit of shit for this but I don't think his penalty was arrogant at all. I think he's a young lad and just panicked to be honest - it's the last penalty and he's had a major brainfart trying to just get it over and done with. He took is unbelievably quickly from when the referee blew his whistle. I can sort of see what he was trying to do, although that doesn't change that I think it's a stupid decision and he should rightly get a bollocking in the morning for it.

Only a small consolation but those weird horse punching crabs went out on penalties too.

To be fair I was convinced both Keane and Danjuma would miss as the first is hot and cold and the other looked terrified. Pickford scored a beautiful penalty for England against Switzerland so I was surprised he didn't step up tbh, especially alongside the likes of Gueye.

I was always under the impression that Baines was one of those players that didn't really like football, but was just blessed with being really good at it. Guess I was wrong as he's coached and will soon be managing on his own. Like @Matt I thought he would go into musical projects.

I completely understand that the game evolves over time but I will argue with anyone that the best way to take a penalty is to have a long run up and twat the fucking thing. What the actual fuck was Onana thinking? He's a young lad, he'll learn but absolutely fuck me. Game winning penalty and he does that. I just don't know what to say. Pickford got a good hand to at least three too, we're cursed and you can't convince me otherwise. When the time comes to knock down Goodison there will be some weird voodoo shit under the pitch.

Wouldn't bet against Pickford taking one tbh.

That Danjuma chance might come back to haunt us, bloody hate penalties when it's either Everton or England involved. We were the better team by miles tonight, get the job done lads.

Made up that Forest are going for Nuno, that puts them right in the mix for going down as he's absolutely dogshite. His only real achievement is promoting Wolves with a budget much bigger than the rest of the division. Failed at Al-Ittihad and spectacularly at Spurs. I don't think they'll actually go as the Luton, Burnley and Sheffield are a special form of turd but they'll be nailed on 17th.