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Zoo 2.0

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  1. YESSSSSSSSSSS ANOTHER ASSIST FROM TRIPPYAIIIIIII YOU LOVELY BARCODE HATING GENTLEMAN HAVE MY BABIES
  2. I love how physical we've been, some proper nasty challenges going in tonight. Hopefully the lovely little Everton is a thing of old, I'm really enjoying us kicking lumps out of the other eleven. Worth pointing out without the deduction we'd be sitting 10th now, well done Mr. Dyche.
  3. Trippier deserves that for insisting that his surname is pronounced Trippyaii.
  4. Pickford carrying a knock, brilliant.
  5. State of that, ball pings around and it bounces off a goalkeeper that has no idea where the ball is. A yard or two either way and that's a goal - fucking hell. Convinced the Premier League have installed magnets under the pitch to control the trajectory of the ball, corrupt cunts.
  6. Newcastle were arguably the worst fans in the league before the Saudi money. They're just really strange, I wouldn't even use the terms pricks - they're just a really weird set of people.
  7. Decent first half that to be honest, quietly pleased. Of course the first goal will change things completely so there's a long way to go. If only DCL had buried that chance, unbelievable.
  8. Joelinton is a massive turbo helmet isn't he.
  9. I don't think Iwobi was as bad as people made out, but he wasn't ever really good enough for us and I was completely fine with him moving on.
  10. Another few inches and DCL is on the scoresheet there - unlucky lad. Proper basketball game this and we're very much in it.
  11. I wasn't aware of what the green cards were, for those interested it's above. Good to see that it received TV exposure too, hopefully the next protest is against $ky after they basically blamed the fans for not being able to broadcast near the ground tonight. Both organisations are ran by cunts.
  12. Falling into the trap of falling in love with a loan player (again). Enjoying very much Jack Harrison in an Everton shirt.
  13. I'm liking this formation of basically playing Young where he can cause the least amount of damage to us, hopefully next week he can mark up the corner flags to make sure they don't blow away. All joking aside, bright start.
  14. It'll be 10 men against Newcastle regardless of whether Ashley Young is on the pitch or not.
  15. Hopefully Ashley Young performs a leg breaking tackle on Gordon to get sent off. In fact, just as proper hard tackle to sent off would do. In fact, if he could just get sent off. In fact, if he could just never play for us again.
  16. They were lucky, the pawlice confirmed they were a whisker away from being caught.
  17. Amazing how if you don't score 20 goals within your first 5 matches as a striker for Everton you're immediately shite. Jesus wept, Beto has moved to a new team (that's a bit shit), new league and new country and because he's not tearing the place up I'm hearing he's Championship level at best . He might be good, might be shite. Too early to tell. Regardless, give the lad a chance ffs.
  18. @patto posted a few minutes ago mate I don't think he'll make it down to Nottingham in time.
  19. They are trying everything other than addressing the actual problem which is utter incompetence at referee level. It's absolutely infuriating how in theory, VAR should be an excellent addition to the game.
  20. I get that I'm not a football manager, but playing a 37 bundle of shite when there's a young lad with tons of potential on the bench is fucking insane. People were going mental around me at the penalty but for me it's nailed on, he sticks his leg out and makes contact. I'd play fucking Joao Virginia over Young.
  21. Shit our pants there big time. Absolutely raging that we fucked that up. Created tons of chances but absolutely nobody in a blue shirt had that bit of quality to make the right decision. With calmer heads that could have been a different game. The Premier League and PGMOL will be wanking each other off all season to get us relegated, so just one game at a time I guess - it's going to be a real slog against 12 men each week until May.
  22. Corrupt cards everywhere. It's beautiful.
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