Zoo 2.0

I thought it was a bad Photoshop, but Fabrizio Romano has tweeted it too. Seems that he's not best pleased with the boss, and I guess no way back for him. Saving grace is that Dyche will probably only get 3-4 weeks at this rate and be out the door himself.

Eden Hazard is expected to retire, according to the news outlets he's been offered to a variety of countries including the USA and Saudi Arabia. The best offer apparently was to join Inter Miami with Messi, but he turned it down in favour of hanging up his boots. In his prime at Chelsea, he was up there with the best in the world. Quite amazing how things panned out at Madrid.

Unbelievable again from Pickford, he's absolutely outstanding.

Strange that he was linked with quite a few decent clubs, yet ends up at Crystal Palace.

Fucks sake, just ordered all three Everton shirts with Maupay 13 on the back. Said nobody ever.

They don't play in the same position. This is a good shout to be fair, and something that I'm struggling to disagree with.

I don't think Iwobi is as bad as people make out, but I wouldn't be gutted with him leaving. If it's Iwobi out and for example Gnonto in, I'd be happy.

The fuck was Gueye doing at the end there? Waited about 3-5 business days to lay it off to Beto, exactly as the lad stepped offside. Jesus wept.

Don't want to go overboard but we're winning this league. Danjuma? More like Leo Danjessi. The GOAT.

Wait? This Beto is actually a footballer?! I could get used to this, lovely bit of pace, strength and composure to finish - I could get used to this. Beto, the Doncaster Slayer.

Still not in a crisis Sean?

I'm a bit speechless here to be honest, 1-0 down to Doncaster Rovers. Oh my word, just fold the club lads.

It's unbelievably worrying how we're against the worst team in the Football League, yet are comfortably second best. There are no ''easy'' games in football, but we really should be at least competing. To have 0 shots and 0 touches in their box is absolutely criminal, especially as we're basically playing with the strongest XI. It really doesn't bode well for Sheffield United, they'll be licking their lips at this. Edit: Finally a nice little move between Doucoure and Danjuma with the latter pulling well wide when he really should have hit the target. We're absolutely crying out for a striker, please let Beto be it!

Not much help but it's on SportTV1 (Portugal). Might help your search.

Accordion to Sky it's a done deal.

There has never been a nice grey kit, ever.

As much as I don't like Liverpool for obvious reasons, seeing the bellend brothers Howe and Tindall crying is fantastic.

Never understood people that can't sit still for 90 minutes without having to go for food, drink or a piss throughout.

Dyche sounds like a man frustrated, and not just about today's game IMO.

It's almost as if signing a 37 year old wasn't going to end badly.

Thanks for the private message @Palfy, no harm done. Apology accepted - have a great evening mate.

''reasonably pleasant''