Zoo 2.0

I'm sure people have said this/have been feeling this but relegation is the least of our worries. Even if we survive this season, we're a club on life support. The current owner doesn't want to own the club and those that do can't afford it (and if they did have ownership, would probably be busy asset stripping anyway). It's hard to see where any positivity looks realistic with Everton, it's like we're fighting with all our might to take one step forward whilst an almighty wind is pushing us seventeen steps back.

I'm sure people have said this/have been feeling this but relegation is the least of our worries. Even if we survive this season, we're a club on life support. The current owner doesn't want to own the club and those that do can't afford it (and if they did have ownership, would probably be busy asset stripping anyway). It's hard to see where any positivity looks realistic with Everton, it's like we're fighting with all our might to take one step forward whilst an almighty wind is pushing us seventeen steps back.

Chelsea are just weird, like really fucking weird. Never seen a team so up and down as them - flip a coin to see if they win next week.

Chelsea are just weird, like really fucking weird. Never seen a team so up and down as them - flip a coin to see if they win next week.

Massive point that, great to see DCL on the score sheet as he doesn't half take some shit. I know it was from twelve yards but if he can get into any sort of scoring form it'll be welcomed, especially as the business end of the season is in full flow. Anything we can do to keep Luton at bay.
Always great to take points of Newcastle too, both because they're a weird breed of horse punching irritants and because it means that goblin Anthony Gordon will go to bed with a tear in his eye - hope he stands on a piece of Lego the daft gimp.

Massive point that, great to see DCL on the score sheet as he doesn't half take some shit. I know it was from twelve yards but if he can get into any sort of scoring form it'll be welcomed, especially as the business end of the season is in full flow. Anything we can do to keep Luton at bay.
Always great to take points of Newcastle too, both because they're a weird breed of horse punching irritants and because it means that goblin Anthony Gordon will go to bed with a tear in his eye - hope he stands on a piece of Lego the daft gimp.

I can confirm that it's a new badge, I've seen the leaked image and basically Rupert's Tower has been replaced with a gavel to symbolise our recent history and NSNO has been replaced with "Giveth thou ten back ye twats"
It's lovely.

I can confirm that it's a new badge, I've seen the leaked image and basically Rupert's Tower has been replaced with a gavel to symbolise our recent history and NSNO has been replaced with "Giveth thou ten back ye twats"
It's lovely.

I can confirm that it's a new badge, I've seen the leaked image and basically Rupert's Tower has been replaced with a gavel to symbolise our recent history and NSNO has been replaced with "Giveth thou ten back ye twats"
It's lovely.

I can confirm that it's a new badge, I've seen the leaked image and basically Rupert's Tower has been replaced with a gavel to symbolise our recent history and NSNO has been replaced with "Giveth thou ten back ye twats"
It's lovely.

I've thought from the beginning (and still do) that no points will be returned. Giving anything back would admit fault on the Premier League's side and that's just not going to happen.

This is really sad to hear, like many Bill was a massive part of the forum when I joined which was around 15 years ago now. He was one of those few special members that seemed to be part of the fabric of the place, as @c1982 said I remember he had the TT Emergency Board so that we could keep booting off about Everton if this place ever went down - I think that shows the work he put in behind the scenes. The fire that he showed in his posting was no doubt from a deep love of Everton and as others have said, not necessarily a bad thing at all. 
Hoping that Bill is at peace, condolences to his family and of course @patto. 

As Bill was always active in the competition threads, and actually set up and managed a fair few of them himself, we decided to rename that section of the forum in his memory. Sure people will approve...and thanks to @Zoo 2.0for the suggestion.

This is really sad to hear, like many Bill was a massive part of the forum when I joined which was around 15 years ago now. He was one of those few special members that seemed to be part of the fabric of the place, as @c1982 said I remember he had the TT Emergency Board so that we could keep booting off about Everton if this place ever went down - I think that shows the work he put in behind the scenes. The fire that he showed in his posting was no doubt from a deep love of Everton and as others have said, not necessarily a bad thing at all. 
Hoping that Bill is at peace, condolences to his family and of course @patto. 

This is really sad to hear, like many Bill was a massive part of the forum when I joined which was around 15 years ago now. He was one of those few special members that seemed to be part of the fabric of the place, as @c1982 said I remember he had the TT Emergency Board so that we could keep booting off about Everton if this place ever went down - I think that shows the work he put in behind the scenes. The fire that he showed in his posting was no doubt from a deep love of Everton and as others have said, not necessarily a bad thing at all. 
Hoping that Bill is at peace, condolences to his family and of course @patto. 

They're determined to stop us winning the league. 

He's one of those people that would trap you in the corner at a house party and talk through his top 10 roundabouts.

Story behind that.
He did indeed do a standby forum, and independently I did the same for the same reason. There was a bit of friendly rivalry over who had the most members signed up (I did), but then one day I tried to log onto mine and found the whole thing had disappeared
Got onto servers and had it restored, went into control panel to see if I could work out what had happened, and discovered that Bill had deleted it😂 He'd guessed my password (probably something as imaginative as "joshua") and killed the site! 
I gave in at that point and didn't bother to get it going again, and I never told Bill that I'd found out it was him (he was all, "oh no Mike, what's happened?"). Says something about his will to win I guess, bless him.

Genuinely torn about whether I'd take a 0-0 and no carnage or us finishing with seven men and we get to put the likes of Tielemans, Douglas Luiz and whoever else fancies it out for the season. 
Luiz has been running round all afternoon looking like Drake from Wish, someone that certainly blows himself kisses in the morning when he wakes up. 
Games gone soft.

Genuinely torn about whether I'd take a 0-0 and no carnage or us finishing with seven men and we get to put the likes of Tielemans, Douglas Luiz and whoever else fancies it out for the season. 
Luiz has been running round all afternoon looking like Drake from Wish, someone that certainly blows himself kisses in the morning when he wakes up. 
Games gone soft.

To all at Toffee Talk thanks for all the kind words Bill did love it on here. 
and I know towards the end his big frustration was not being able to come on and have his say I think his last contribution was to get Beto Haha I wonder was he impressed with him. 
so thanks to all the kind words are much appreciated. 

Genuinely torn about whether I'd take a 0-0 and no carnage or us finishing with seven men and we get to put the likes of Tielemans, Douglas Luiz and whoever else fancies it out for the season. 
Luiz has been running round all afternoon looking like Drake from Wish, someone that certainly blows himself kisses in the morning when he wakes up. 
Games gone soft.

Add Youri Tielemans to the list of people that I hope stand on an upturned plug when he gets home - little bitch.
Coote has been guessing his decisions all afternoon too, thinking about what jam he's going to pick later rather than paying attention to the game.

Add Youri Tielemans to the list of people that I hope stand on an upturned plug when he gets home - little bitch.
Coote has been guessing his decisions all afternoon too, thinking about what jam he's going to pick later rather than paying attention to the game.