Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts
1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
4. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
5. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
6. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers
the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
7. Chuck Norris doesn’t take off his clothes, he disembowels them.
8. If you spell ChuckNorris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
9. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever got.
10. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
11. Chuck Norris can have as many facts in his top 10 as he likes.