jartyjones

As someone who has been going to GP for over 40 years , the worst players I've seen have to be Bernie (the bolt ) Wright , Rod Belfitt and the awful ' Tiger 'John Mc Laughlan ... Classic

a son in the kitchen watching his mother preparing his lunch says , " hey mum , why have I got the biggest dick in the nursery, is it 'cos I'm a scouser ? " " no " said his mum , " It's because your a fucking 26 year old retard and don't spill spaghetti on your Liverpool shirt , Steven ! "

There's also the big rumours about Michael Chopra , who's scored 18 goals for Cardiff this season , more than nugent , and probably cheaper !

Barton will not be ar Everton next season , he's seen as too much of a bad dressing room influence by Moyes , Baines would be a great addition , as would Nogent , and Fernandes is a must ! Howard Hibbert yobo Lescott Baines ..... Arteta Neville Fernandes Cahill ..... AJ Nugent , The midfield are pretty versatile and don't neccesarily have to play in this formation , Ideally an out and out left winger could be signed but Baines does get forward effectively , A lot of you seem to have ignored Tony Hibbert , but he's had a bad season with illness and injury and except for saturday's cock up is a good right back

I have just heared the devastating news that Bally has passed away , My first hero , my first boots were the white ' bally ' boots , heartbroken !!!!

Joey Yobo is prone to the odd mistake but have you noticed that he makes fewer when Alan Stubbs is alongside him , ? Stubbsy is always down his ear , making sure he does get shut of the ball , and " yobocops " pace can cover for Stubbsy , I think that's why our defence has been outstanding this season , most goals to have beaten us have been long range potential ' goals of the season ' eg Taylor , portsmouth ... drohba lampard .. chelski , jenas ...spurs , ... yeah our defence will be even better next season , so with decent signings , a bit of luck with injuries and proper refs , who knows ?

Tim Howard DEFINATELY cannot play against Utd , Ian Turner is to be recalled from Sheffield Wednesday after their weekend game

If David Moyes thinks that he is value for the money he has to pay for him , then the fee for Fernandes will be found , another thing to consider though , is that Everton have had a representative at the last SIX Preston games at least , does that look like a bid for Nugent as well ?

Those leavers are pretty spot on from what i've heared , along with VDM , ( a mars bar and a tin of pedigree chum)---signing on fee

For me Manny is a must signing , then securing the future of AJ , TC , MIkel , joleon , and making sure no one comes sniffing around Vaughany and Victor , then start thinking about new signings , nugent ? , luke young ? sidwell ? , and maybe a quick wide player , no chance of aaron lennon but someone similar

For anyone who's interested .. the Copplehouse in Fazakerley has some arabic tv channel and all Everton or RS premiership games are on , if there's a clash then the away match gets preference , the commentary is in english , there's a large screen and 4 other screen dotted around the bar , if it gets too busy , John , the boss will open the other room where there's another big screen , generally a good laugh with lots of banter (good natured)

The big rumour about the new sponsors is Royal Bank of Scotland ..... Tesco's bankers , deal brokered by Terry leahy , tesco's evertonian boss , with the deal involving interest free loans ? I'm sure i've read something about this on here as well ?

So have I got to give back these cans of stella (empty) and this spare lap dancer he had hanging around ??

I don't really fancy going over to Italy at the moment anyway until they get their loony fans and even loonier coppers sorted out ... I'm too old to have to look over my shoulder just to get into the ground and dodge the baton wielding madmen who are their upright custodians of the law , give me a Millwall away match anyday ...........!!