LBNo11

...oh ye of little faith! If any teams defenders are crap, their strikers cannot score, their manager is on the brink of being sacked, play Fulham and all will be well, And now you wonder why we only bring a Fiat 500 full of away fans to games, we play utter shite away from home, clueless, utterly clueless. Not taking anything away from your win guys, I hope you go on to win it. I'm off to take up chess, at least in that the black and white never lose. See you in a couple of months...

...listen Bailey (like the Dixie Dean status, my Dad used to tell me about DD, saying what a great header of the ball he was) I thought we had a deal, we win at our place and lose at yours, very unsporting of you to win at ours last time so you owe us one. We looked amazing in the second half against the barcodes, but the first half was one of the poorest displays I have seen in many a year. Certainly if Zamora feels like playing and AJ makes a nuisance of himself they create gaps for Dempsey to exploit, and if you put too many defenders on Clint then it leaves the space for BZ or AJ to exploit, the biggest threat of the two being Bob. We are too hit and miss, and too many 'game of two halves' performances, as mention on our site, real Jekyll & Hyde stuff at times, so which Fulham team turns up is anyone's guess. Now remind me, who are your weakest defenders..

...can I do the Fulham one? No? Fair do's, but whoever gets the job, we are a friendly lot, with the odd exception as anywhere, so log on to www.friendsoffulham.com if you want some fair comments...

...OK Bill, I know what these ruddy power crazed moderators are like! @ Zoo, AJ still runs around like a blue arsed fly, but only scores against crap or lower league teams, hence his hat-trick against the pooper scoops, at premiership level he doesn't cut it anymore. He runs the channels well and draws defences, but he has lost a good yard off his pace. I have met the lad a couple of times, and he is a really nice fella, but if he left I would shed no tears, Moyesey is no mug and knew when it was the right time to sell him and we took the bait. £40K a week and looking for a new contract for a further 3 or 4 years - er, no thanks. Pay per game I would keep the little fella...

...Hey, good to hear from you again Bill, what's been the problem if you don't mind me asking, both my legs have been hit with venal problems and I have to have an op soon too clear the kinks (I blame our enforced stay in that crap Loftus Road with the seats designed for 5 year old kids) but am getting about OK, shall we tell the kids about '75? Oh! maybe not..

...blimey Zoo, I was only thinking 0 - 1 to us, 1 - 3 is unlikely with our away record. Personally I feel for you guys, 'old bug eyes' has done an amazing job keeping Everton alive with limited resources, can you imagine what he could do with some big funding! Re swapping 'He scores with his left - he scores with his ri - iight, that boy Clint Dempsey, makes Drogba look shite' for son of Neville Neville, sorry chum, in your dreams, you can have Andy Johnson back for Cahill mind..!

...hi guys and gals, Fulham fan here wondering what your thoughts are for the game on Friday, is this a good time to be playing you? We have an awful away record at Goodison Park - except in the FA Cup where we tend to do well, and despite out hit and miss football we are enduring under Jol I get the impression that we can come away with a positive result. By the way is our old boy Saha injured, he always ruddy well scores against us... PS: @ 'licker' aka Bill, hope your pins are better, have had problems myself in that region, old age mate, hope to see you at the Cottage one day - I'll take you on a tour of the Michael Jackson statue

...hint, they play in Black & White..

...if it is any consolation guys and gals, I feel the pain - mine is still with me from 1975! You were beaten by the brand, but please don't try to change and become like them. If is a big word, but if you had had your full team you would have had the heart to beat the mercenaries. You'll be back...

....Saha! Get in...

...even though we rolled over and played dead for you last week <_< this is just to wish you good luck against the other team in SW6 on Saturday. LBNo11 - a toffee for a day..! PS: Surely someone can find 'licker' a ticket for the game!!!

...will a draw do you (as long as your neighbours rip Spurts apart)..? :thumbsup_anim:

...Oi! Bill, don't tell everyone about the pub, I want to get served (London Pride please Bill, Cheers). Whatever the result (we'll win BTW - we always do at Craven Cottage, if we don't the fabric of the universe will be torn apart) I hope you get no injuries and that you'll royally stuff the other team in SW6 in the final - I'll be a toffee that day...