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"Oh?" I replied. "I've got none on because I shat myself in the gents."

"This is Penfold. Codename: The Jigsaw, because when faced with a problem he falls to pieces"

1 week, blimey! What did they do for you mate? I'm good ta, absolutely fecked, don't get time to come on here much anymore, soo many things. When you back in beautiful Britain? aha.

A girl came up to me in a bar - short skirt, tits like ripe fruit, hair in a pony tail.

"What would you say if I told you I was wearing no underwear?" she breathed.

"I'd say 'neither am I'."

She raised her eyebrows. "Really? I'm wearing none because it gives men like you..." she licked her lips, "easy access..."

a stick.

Alright Bum'ead? When you adding me on facey?

Amazing. I'm on

any Mout or Veloso news Sporting?

Back at home now? Hope everything went well whilst you were over dude!

Birthdays are good 4 you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

bored as buggary, someone suggest something even slightly interesting please!

btw, because i thought of the below whilst writing, i submitted it to Sickipidia lol Don't think i'm doing well!

Cannot be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind the stars and beneath the hills. Ends life and kills laughter. What is it?

Come one. Don't let little Ten beat you at archery aha

Did you know? Our new number 17, once played the part of an Alien in a Schwarzenegger film in 1987. Magic.

Finally broke, what do you mean, went or came on stronger?

Big meeting, that sucks, was it one you wanted to miss (wink wink) or one you couldnt really afford to miss?

Things are ok, just bored of work now, need something more challenging really...haven't been here long but i can already do it blindfolded. Need an adventure aha.

Find the Yak...

For someone who's only been registered since August 09, you racked up 3,356 posts. nice.

Haha funny dude, mine looks like ive seen something suprising aha

Haha it blatently did, so here we are, this is my offering, two of the finest you've EVER recieved! This just made your day; forget PBJ sandwiches or porn...i just made your day aha

Happy Bday dude!

Happy Birthday!

Heard your riding some moustaches atm?