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  1. I was in The Bear yday on the walk to Wembley, and Anichebe walked past the pub and undestandably got mobbed by fans asking for photos and autographs etc... But did anyone else see him them and notice how much hobbling he was doing? and quite badly may i add! And personally i thought it was a bit weird, (and by the sounds of it) he didn't travel down with the team on the bus? Once he went most people mentioned that he could have already played his last game, what do we rekon?
  2. Nev for me. Finally took a United game with two hands and head butted their ego's back home (on the local buses ) Opitimises the captains role now. well done Phil!
  3. Yesterday he was absolutely hurrendous, one of the worst games ive seen him play. Never got to the ball, tried fancy things that never happend and gave away possession. The one thing i remember him doing was 1 tackle, i might be being harsh but i don't think there was anything else from him?
  4. Too right, and like some articles suggest, this is only going to have a negative impact on (wait for it...) fucking Whiley's descisions!! An the fact he was a childhood United fan completely makes us playing against 12 men on Sunday, what C-UNiTs! Hate the BBC and ITV, and Setanta if i'm gona have a rant lol Hope Fellaini's 'flailing' arms catches that twat in the middle!
  5. Awesome! lol "Dear Joao, You won't know me but im a big fan of yours. I live in England, and support the most amazing club in Europe, Everton FC. I know you have heard of us because for two years now, we have wanted you to join our team, maybe tried tapping you up, who knows, but we have put in a couple of legit bids to take you from portugal. I understand you play for, and are captain of arguably the most important club for portugease football, but we in our own right are arguably the current most important team in the English game and we would like you to join us I understand this alone, probably won't tempt you but we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. The hard way resembles something closely to what happened to Archie Mitchell this week in Eastenders...you get me drift? So don't be a little blighter (in the words of our attacking midefielder, Tim Cahill) and join the revolution. Also Joao, your gona have to keep an eye on your girl, Ana Gomes, added me on Facebook and the web cam shiz we do...its awesome! Anyway, hope you're well and the suns shining over in Lisbon, Kindest regards A passionate blue, TenaciousJ
  6. I like Blakes, but im gna guess McCarthy won't let him go now tho, especially if they get promoted? And im soo glad someone has said Park, i really rate Ji Sung as a winger, he's rapid, got little touches and has proven he can score, if there's anybody realistic from United that we could get i think it'd be him? Gurantee him regular football, i rekon he'd think about it?
  7. Thats how i feel TAXI does anyone have joao's hotmail?
  8. Outs- VDM Costillo Jacobsen Valente Anichebe (Altho we shouldnt loose any really lol) Ins- Moutinho Glen Johnson/m.Richards (Ideally, dont think they'll come tho) Ledly Love Ins- (Realistic lol) Jo Obinna Elijia Elia Bentley There's a few
  9. I think your right. DM hasn't brought into the wingers, and the way we play, our link up play on the sides represents the full backs intentions. Moutinho is a no brainer, i will eat a fuckin brick if he comes here and isn't one of the best players in the league. He is tenacious and very frigging skillful. He is a complete handful, and an utter nusience to teams, think Stevie P's running, Arteta's skill and Cahill's doggedness...and you have Moutinho. I like him alot, i think he opitimises DM ideal characteristics in a player. Altho i agree with many it would be nice for a winger/forward of quality to burn down the flanks I'm not sure tho DM likes that idea? As a sub yeah, but i think DM favourite formation would include a midfield of 5; A defensive leader, to sit in front of the defence, add a bit of height, a good tackler and a good reader of the game who will rattle a few cages with some meaty hits, but likes to play simple balls, or have the ability to bring in and control 'runners'; A hard working all rounder who controls the tempo, brings vision and the element of suprise into games, techniqually very good, probably the most skillfull player on the pitch; A character who can bring the best out of people, maybe a local lad who optimises the Everton ethos, the bravery, the loyality, the inspiration; The offensive runner, someone who looks for channels, gaps and will take any given opportunity to rip-the-shit out of a defensive line, someone with speed and agility, who can drift in and out to create openings, take shots ffrom outside the box, and be inside it when the move finishes; The fox-in-the-box, the 'pain in the arse', the guy who supports the front man, drops off to help his midfielders when in need but will stick by his front man at every opportunity, finds himself in the box, at the right time, gives a few body checks, lets the defenders know he's there, but won't stop running, the stamina of a stud. p.s. this is what i think DM is looking for, i might be completely wrong, so sorry lol You know what i would like, a Veloso and Moutinho double swoop, £18m for both with increases based on CL, goals and appearances. My god i would need more boxers, think of this as a midfield....(i like it anyway ) with attacking fullbacks, very Inter (from a few seasons ago) ----------Arteta-----Veloso---------- ---------------Fellaini----------------- ---------Moutinho-------------------- --------------------Cahill------------- Then a team of: -------------------Howard------------------ --New RB----Lescott----Jagielka----Baines-- --------------------Veloso---------------------- ---------Fellaini-------------Arteta------------- -------------Moutinho-------------------------- -------------------------Cahill------------------ -----------------Yakubu------------------------ ---------------- OR-------------------- -------------------Howard---------------------- --New RB----Lescott-----Jagielka----Baines-- ----------Arteta-------Veloso------------------ -----------------Fellaini------------------------- -------Moutinho-------------------------------- -----------------------Cahill-------------------- ---------------Yakubu-------------------------- You like?
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  11. Lowensda

    Fisrt Into Space

    There was an american, a russian and a blonde woman talking at the bar. The Russian said "We were the first into space" The American said "We were the first on the moon" and the Blonde said "We were going to be the first onto the sun" The American and Russian both looked at each other and said "Don't be stupid!!? You can't go to the sun!", so the Blonde says "we're not that stupid you know, we're going at night"
  12. Then we'd have J-ibbet-son...what a name
  13. Look, look...! http://newsnow.co.uk/A/335233252?-11192 Good lad! it's true.
  14. http://www.newsnow.co.uk/A/334955112 http://www.newsnow.co.uk/A/334943172?-11192 Wiki Page on Rodriguez. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Antonio_...guez_Villamuela
  15. http://www.newsnow.co.uk/A/334745559?-11192
  16. http://www.newsnow.co.uk/A/334728160?-11192 http://www.newsnow.co.uk/A/334729322?-11192
  17. http://www.newsnow.co.uk/A/334627227sp?-11192 A mate of Super Dan Goslings?
  18. http://www.newsnow.co.uk/A/334720400?-11192 http://www.newsnow.co.uk/A/334709091sp?-11192 http://www.newsnow.co.uk/A/334733421?-11192
  19. Coz he's a smart kid and realises that we are the most amazing club in the land
  20. http://newsnow.co.uk/A/333823804?-11192
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