Matt

ive got to get up at 6am (thats 5am for most of you) for a day trip tomorrow and ive not slept well in 3 nights. If we dont win tonight.... Well, I dont know what will happen but it wont be pleasant.

Not bothered about it descending in to jokes! Im usually the one to blame. The idea of the thread was to create a database (for want of a better word) of links so that, in case someone is interested, they can go look up the more bizarre rules. Even as a life long fan of the game, I dont know the ins and outs. It didnt really warrant a mention, did it?

American Dad. Think im starting to prefer it to Family Guy, though theyre both great

good that kids and juniors tickets arent being affected

ive got a feeling im either going to be on TV for a murderous spree or give up on football after tomorrow. Im really not looking forward to it...

1. Play on, cant prove the player kicked the ball to the keeper. 2. Wig off, not part of the official kit. As for the whiny bitch of a captain, I think if he refuses to come out the team either play with 10 men or have to substitute him. 3. Change has been signaled, substitution should go ahead.

Good song. Fucking Hostile from Pantera springs to mind!

I was 99% sure this would go off topic and decend into crap jokes. Sums up this place...

i heard 72% were made up....

Happy birthday indeed, wherever you are!

That would be terrifying

Geez... Wasnt supposed to be a debate, was supposed to be a fun hypothetical. But since youre not going along with that... O Neill? Had a fortune at Villa, accomplished nothing. Sunderland, had a fortune and has accomplished nothing. Lambert is 31 and is a big fish in a small pond. Good player, but not a player Id bring in. Lescott is 31 in the summer and a player with a history of knee injuries. Edin Dzeko is a good call. Fer... Still think people are hung up on the excitement that we were linked with a new player. Iniesta / Klose?! Why not Pele and Maradonna? Swansea won 5-0 convincingly... I agree however, he is in his first season, who knows how he will do next season. I still think though, considering his history elsewhere, hes a good shout. Not my number one, but anyway...

good thinkin! Added a little comment to each, hope that clears it all up.

did Benitez not win it?

No streaming links please. This is a thread for info regarding rules, TV coverage, etc. for sports info. Not a place for debate, just the link please! http://www.live-foot...m/about-us.html Shows on which TV channel nearly all the European games are being shown on http://news.bbc.co.u...s_and_equipment General rules about the game from the BBC site http://www.thefa.com...ules-governance General rules about the game from the FA http://www.fifa.com/..._2011_12_en.pdf General rules about the game from FIFA

old thread, but it will do. found an interesting site for info (not links that I can see) regarding football television coverage: http://www.live-footballontv.com/football-tv-rights-uk.html

Right, this is complete conjecture based on the papers this morning and the fact I havent quite calmed down from yesterdays "performance"... I didnt want to put it in Avins thread http://www.toffeetalk.com/index.php?/topic/24814-david-moyes-sign-or-go/page__st__240#entry329769 because this is purely hypothetical thread and that one is serving a purpose of debate. So play nice and dont take it too seriously. So, hypothetically, if Moyes heads to Chelski, taking Felli and Baines for 50m with him (again, based on the rumours of todays papers), name your manager and what he should do with the money.

cant argue with that but thats why I love it. it also the idea of the show. Ninja Warrior is that assault course right? I liked that but for different reasons, that wasnt for fun, that was a genuine competition. Talking chalk vs cheese there...

1. You cant just swap keepers can you? I assume its another sub, in which case it depends if the 4th official is ready to make the change. 2. send them both off (intent and simulation respectively), free kick for the keeper to take. 3. Advantage played, goal stands.

14m?!

I dont get the tired thing. They play 2-3 times a week max. Sounds like theyve been given an excuse and, knowing its there, have lost part of their drive. Im still reeling. I dont want him sacked, but the least he could do is, for the 1st time, come out, hold his hands up and say "its my fault". That would at least show hes got a pair, still cares and isnt just waiting for his contract to expire.

Distin or Coleman? Probably the Irishman, good return to the fray even if most of the rest of his team were a pile of wank.

fucking deserved. 1-0 up, arrogance + laziness = game thrown away. Absolutely livid.

fuck off Everton.