Yes it could indeed be changed to this, however this would eliminate the line: Hibbert 'The Pass' which for me is the integral part of the comedy element for the song as it highlights the fact that Tony H does in fact have the touch of a complete rapist!
Nicked and re-mastered from Kipper:
To the tune of Follow Follow Follow
woooOwoooOwoooO,
We got the best defence in the world,
we got Bainsy and Nuno,
Jaggers and J Lo,
Hibbert 'The Pass' and Yobo ooooooooo
Hope its not Trundle. Too fat and definitly not up to Premiership quality.
His show-boating is class but he wouldn't get away with it in the PL. Gimme Jimmy Flloyd Hasslebank please.
Don't mean to sound funny but a clear out? Our squad is so threadbare at the moment we can't afford to let anyone else go! I just hope Moyes has something up his sleave cos any more injurys to us between now and May could prove disastrous!!