Yes it could indeed be changed to this, however this would eliminate the line: Hibbert 'The Pass' which for me is the integral part of the comedy element for the song as it highlights the fact that Tony H does in fact have the touch of a complete rapist!
Nicked and re-mastered from Kipper:
To the tune of Follow Follow Follow
woooOwoooOwoooO,
We got the best defence in the world,
we got Bainsy and Nuno,
Jaggers and J Lo,
Hibbert 'The Pass' and Yobo ooooooooo
Hope its not Trundle. Too fat and definitly not up to Premiership quality.
His show-boating is class but he wouldn't get away with it in the PL. Gimme Jimmy Flloyd Hasslebank please.
Don't mean to sound funny but a clear out? Our squad is so threadbare at the moment we can't afford to let anyone else go! I just hope Moyes has something up his sleave cos any more injurys to us between now and May could prove disastrous!!
Collymore and Anelka are quite similar in style on and off the pitch. Both capable of scoring spectacular goals from anywhere and also two of the biggest sulkers and troublemakers around.
I say "take a chance, take a chance , take a take a chance chance"
I personally can't wait for Cars to get back to full fitness as I truly believe he was a crucial player for us last season. Hope all goes well for the rezzies tonight