Avinalaff

A guy wins the lottery.

He dashes home to tell his wife to pack her bags,

She says "Should I pack for hot or cold weather?"

He says "I don't give a fuck, as long as you're gone by dinner time".

A guy wins the lottery.

He dashes home to tell his wife to pack her bags,

She says "Should I pack for hot or cold weather?"

He says "I don't give a fuck, as long as you're gone by dinner time".

A guy wins the lottery.

He dashes home to tell his wife to pack her bags,

She says "Should I pack for hot or cold weather?"

He says "I don't give a fuck, as long as you're gone by dinner time".

Thought I'd cheer a few of you up.
 
 

Maybe the jokes thread is to post jokes in, and be jolly, and not to be a miserable sod by making a post just to moan?
 
Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

A guy wins the lottery.

He dashes home to tell his wife to pack her bags,

She says "Should I pack for hot or cold weather?"

He says "I don't give a fuck, as long as you're gone by dinner time".

Martinez is proving to be a lucky manager.
 
That isn't a compliment. We need to rethink our strategy as we are starting to look more like Wigan than Everton.

Playing well and getting 3 points. No?

Barry,McCarthy,lukaku all started that's nearly a third of the first eleven. So they are not all moyes players. I think after ten games we couldn't have expected any more. Yes we aren't firing on all cylinders but we are still learning. Can't be doing with all this bollocks that avin is chatting

Sure but it takes two to tango. I'm not a saint on here either. No-one is but we are all Evertonians. And we are all entitled to our opinion. You are right though Zoo, all the arguing is dragging this place down. (i'm not pointing at you though, in fact I'm not pointing fingers at anyone.)
 
I do miss the "every cloud has a silver lining" Avin though. Used to be such a positive fella.

Avin's been doing it for years but unfortunatly nothing has ever been done about it. Had it been happening on other forums with stricter staff members he would have been banned long ago. As I said earlier, I'm not entertaining him, he's entertaining enough on his own. If he wants to go around the forum attempting to get bites from everyone on here then so be it, it's dragging the place down though. Back in the day this was a brilliant forum.

Martinez is proving to be a lucky manager.
 
That isn't a compliment. We need to rethink our strategy as we are starting to look more like Wigan than Everton.

. I'd rather we play like shit and win than play well and lose. We're looking better now than we have at any point under Moyes, truly baffling how you can say anything other than 'well done' to Martinez.

If we play like shit and win we have three points - what's better than that?

Kinda shot yourself in the foot there Avin. A better striker would have got us to the top 4, Moyes failed time and time again to do that (Johnson, Beattie, Yakubu) yet Martinez finds Lukaku within his first few months of managing us.

Playing well is a bonus, three points is the main ambition.
 
Lets stop bucking Lukaku up? Lets stop using facts that don't suit your opinion more like .

Played as good as the rest of them and did well with what little service he had. Either way so far he's been the best striker of any in the Moyes era.

Didn't say he was? . If you're going to argue at least try to do so with some form of intelligence.

He's better than any striker in the Moyes era.
 
In other words; he's better than Johnson, Yakubu, Beattie etc...
 
It's not my fault that you have the IQ of a swiss roll Avin. Go and attempt to bully someone on your own forum you tit.

Been here just as long as you and the sooner you leave the better. Every single post you make is in order to get a reaction out of someone as you're the biggest attention seeker (and bully) I've ever met. It's absolutely pathetic.
 
Going to move on anyway, cretins like you are not worth the time of day - it's bad for the forum to give someone with such little respect such attention. Stick me on ignore if my posts get too much for you like you did the last time, not nice being stood up to is it? .
 
Everton v Spurs posts from now on...

Posted simply for posterity. It's not often you find the 2 worst contributors to this forum post one after the other.
 
Don't try and beat people into line. This is a forum for debate.
 
And Zoo, you are a nobody with a big mouth. Don't tell people who have been posting here for years to leave.

Martinez is proving to be a lucky manager.
 
That isn't a compliment. We need to rethink our strategy as we are starting to look more like Wigan than Everton.

Martinez is proving to be a lucky manager.
 
That isn't a compliment. We need to rethink our strategy as we are starting to look more like Wigan than Everton.

That's what the arrows are there for,
 
If someone thinks that a post is so daft that it's not worth a response then it's a simple way of expressing that opinion .

Martinez is proving to be a lucky manager.
 
That isn't a compliment. We need to rethink our strategy as we are starting to look more like Wigan than Everton.