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  1. Hi Cruz, welcome to the site. I have a few Croatian friends (all good lads) and picked up a bit off the language (mainly bad words off course) but the good ones I know I don’t know how to spell them sorry.
  2. The next 2 home games are against City & Chelsea, hate to be all doom and gloom but i can't see us getting anything from them, hope I'm wrong a win against either off these would give the whole place a big lift just in time for the derby
  3. I think the next 2 months will determine if we get draged down some really tough games ahead, personally I can see come the end off March we will be in serious trouble if we carry on playing the way we are.
  4. Pehitt, I don't think he is free juve fans have got him up on eBay. the bidding starts at 10 million euros. http://soccernet.espn.go.com/columns/story/_/id/1010383/off-the-ball:-pepe-le-pew,-amauri-for-sale-on-ebay?cc=5739
  5. Found this forum by accident, been looking for something like this for a long while. It looks like you can have sensible debate on here with reasonable blues from all parts of the globe.
  6. Hi all, First time commenting on here (never knew it existed, looks like you get a lot of decent discussions). Any way below is an extract from a Villa fanzine Magazine ‘Heroes & Villains’ about our friendly neighbours. Was given to me from a Villa fan who I work with. Just thought I would share it all with you (made me laugh) LIVERPOOL INNOCENT OF ‘EVERYTHING’ Liverpool Football Club have been declared innocent of all crimes, ever. The surprise announcement, believed to be the first time such a declaration has been made outside the Vatican, came during a packed press conference at the club’s Anfield ground. Manager Kenny Dalglish read a prepared statement in which he stated. “Our player Luis Suarez was recently judged to be guilty of racial abuse, despite his innocence. Two of our supporters have been accused of similar crimes, despite them also being innocent. In addition, we have been accused of attempting to tap up Aston Villa striker Darren Bent. We didn’t do this and neither did we speak to Stewart Downing before he signed for us, nor that one with the fat arse who went to Manchester. It was somebody else who did it and we can prove that” Mr Dalglish continued, “It has become increasingly obvious to all of us at Liverpool that a vendetta is being conducted against the club and therefore we have decided that in order to prevent such cases from having to come to court in the future, we are innocent of everything. It wasn’t us, we weren’t there, and in any case Chelsea made us do it.” The announcement is believed to have been applied retrospectively, which means amongst other things that Jan Molby’s prison sentence never happened, John Barnes was never abused by his own supporters, Graeme Souness is a paragon of virtue and no Liverpool fans have ever done anything at all. It also applies to Liverpool players before they joined the club, meaning Craig Bellamy is completely innocent while Andy Carroll has done nothing wrong in his life. The recent arrest of Stewart Downing following a domestic incident is thought to have been quietly forgotten, if it ever happened at all. Dalglish certainly claimed never to have heard of it when asked. When questioned about the legality of his announcement, Dalglish replied, “Nobody’s ever said I’ve done anything wrong, I’ve never been criticised, so it stands to reason I’m always right. I’ve decided this so it’s true.” Dalglish then walked away with his fingers in his ears and his eyes shut, muttering “La-la-la-la. I can’t hear you, I can’t hear you.” Kenny Dalglish is 64.
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