MikeO Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 From the Liverpool Echo's special correspondent Sum Baarde.. There were chaotic scenes at Evertons Bellefield training ground on Tuesday night when a major problem arose with the pipes. A source close to the caretaker revealed that, having got quotes from all the twenty-four hour plumbers in the area it quickly became apparent that the best course of action was to fly in a drainage specialist from Turkey who established that the problem was caused by half-eaten big-macs being flushed down the toilet in James Beatties private cubicle. A small crowd who gathered at the gate (one of whom was furiously typing on a lap top) were fobbed off with outlandish stories about signing new players to put them off the scent. Unfortunately the Turks price quoted was way outside Evertons plumbing pay structure so he was whisked secretly back out of the country. The work will now, I understand, be carried out by the clubs existing staff who are not specialists in the field but will do all they can to sort out the problem on a temporary basis pending reassessment in the summer. No-one at the club was available for comment this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 great that mikeo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 just about sums it up to a "T" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 Nice work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted February 4, 2006 Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 Quality that Still cant beleive that bellfield thread though FOOKIN NORA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted February 4, 2006 Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 (edited) Most users ever online was 97 on Jan 31 2006, 11:17 PM AND FOOK ALL HAPPENED I was tucked up in bed dreaming of pigeons, you lot would go to the opening of an envelope Edited February 4, 2006 by Zed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatboyquim Posted February 4, 2006 Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 I missed that thread also, i gave up waiting about and went to bed. Im glad I missed it, I would have been guted reading that and waiting, fully expecting some signing to be anounced before midnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_webby Posted February 4, 2006 Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 lol quality unfortunately i was one of the over excited peeps who stayed up think it was part booze part the 20 cigs i smoked within the space of an hour but was enjoyable at the time now just feels a bit sh*t but has to be up there with one of top threads (in the most pointless section) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 Most users ever online was 97 on Jan 31 2006, 11:17 PMAND FOOK ALL HAPPENED I was tucked up in bed dreaming of pigeons, you lot would go top the opening of an envelope <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You should be ashamed of yourself Zed...all we needed was you and two others to be drawn into the pointless hysteria and we'd have hit the hundred online!!! Please don't let it happen again, I'd have thought as a Cyber Steward you'd have taken your responsibilities a bit more seriously . (Do you really dream about pigeons? That's the strangest thing I've ever read on here and given some of Reg's offerings thats saying something!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted February 4, 2006 Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 I should have know better eh, Maybe I did know better Anyway, I did my shift earlier in the day, are you trying to get me sacked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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