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I have a Tatoo on my penis. It reads "Wendy" when flacid.

 

But when full of Vigour it reads "Welcome to the south pacific wonderlands have a nice day "

 

 

Random enuff.... ;)

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Think there should be a thread put to one side so people can chat to each other.

 

If there is only one or two browsing the thread in quiet moments, can always look for this thread to chat to someone.

 

Theres one on the car forum i use, and it is visited quite a lot.

 

You can call it " anybody there " or " want to Chat" or something, just a random thought that came into my head. :)

 

Licker.

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keep goin everyone :D ...its not the longest thread ive ever seen yet.....

 

good idea that licker, lonely night and someone is avin one, then this is the thread to do it in (PAAAAARRRRRRDDDDONNNN)

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So the threads not whose got the Longest then?....Draaats, Another New Guinean Gold moment 4 Pat.

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I keep coming back to view Mikeo's Scaffolding...It's really got me in that.

 

Visually outstanding, warmth, depth, pitch, A real neo modern nouvea type piece that simply stirs.

 

The balance I must say is almost, well not Pollock, but individualistic in it's own art right.

 

It's Achromatic, defoo armature, whilst the complematory, colours,, contour's & composition is really top drawer.

 

To close, the form of this work is totally out there, Bristling with impresionism, intensity, cookey play's on symmety with a true modernist perspective regarding vision, Lifeness & realism.

 

No doubt will be back again to view this piece of sublime modern artistic fan fare, that simply has no peers & will forever take it's place amongst the earths great treasures.

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I keep coming back to view Mikeo's Scaffolding...It's really got me in that.

 

Visually outstanding, warmth, depth, pitch, A real neo modern nouvea type piece that simply stirs.

 

The balance I must say is almost, well not Pollock, but individualistic in it's own art right.

 

It's Achromatic, defoo armature, whilst the complematory, colours,, contour's & composition is really top drawer.

 

To close, the form of this work is totally out there, Bristling with impresionism, intensity,  cookey play's  on symmety with a true modernist perspective regarding vision, Lifeness & realism.

 

No doubt will be back again to view this piece of sublime modern artistic fan fare, that simply has no peers & will forever take it's place amongst the earths great treasures.

 

...do you know...that's exactly what my wife said...spooky :lol::lol::lol:

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I have a Tatoo on my penis. It reads "Wendy" when flacid.

 

But when full of Vigour it reads "Welcome to the south pacific wonderlands have a nice day "

Random enuff.... ;)

:lol:

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aye, i was too busy being pissed chantin Everton songs in wigan when that happened....this will be longer....eventually!

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Ian have you started the longest thread to compensate for the shortest c***?  :lol:

 

There's always one isn't there that has to lower the tone!! :lol:

 

Anyway I've spent a good ten minutes working on the following.

 

At first glance the two following pictures appear identical but if you look very closely you may be able to spot two tiny differences....I know it's a tough one but I'm working on an even more fiendishly difficult one that I'll post later!! :D

 

diff2.jpg

 

diff1.jpg

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There's always one isn't there that has to lower the tone!! :lol:

 

Anyway I've spent a good ten minutes working on the following.

 

At first glance the two following pictures appear identical but if you look very closely you may be able to spot two tiny differences....I know it's a tough one but I'm working on an even more fiendishly difficult one that I'll post later!!  :D

 

diff2.jpg

 

diff1.jpg

Teddy Bear & scarf

 

Whats my prize?

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There's always one isn't there that has to lower the tone!! :lol:

 

Anyway I've spent a good ten minutes working on the following.

 

At first glance the two following pictures appear identical but if you look very closely you may be able to spot two tiny differences....I know it's a tough one but I'm working on an even more fiendishly difficult one that I'll post later!!  :D

 

diff2.jpg

 

diff1.jpg

 

Scarf & Teddy

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Ones a very good actor and one is avery bad actor and also a diving tit who make beattie look a snip at six mil compared to the 24 chelski paid for him

 

 

And here it is....warned you it was tough!!!

 

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1........Everton scarf across the bottom of the picture.

 

2........big teddybear gone off windowsill.

 

3.......?? ALSO SEEMS TO BE SOMETHING SILVER, IN BOTTOM LEFTHAND CORNER OF FIRST PICTURE. ????

 

Any more. ??

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3.......?? ALSO SEEMS TO BE SOMETHING SILVER, IN BOTTOM LEFTHAND CORNER OF FIRST PICTURE.    ????

 

Any more.     ??

 

... :lol::lol::lol: ...that was a mistake, think it must be the camera case :D .

 

Anyway you all missed the point that it is in fact an Everton teddy bear called Ossie so no-one wins the prize...which was going to be a night in with James McFaddens "girlfriend" but I've just found out she's a lesbian!!!

(I shall be asking for video evidence to verify the story...watch this space :P )

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... :lol:   :lol:   :lol: ...that was a mistake, think it must be the camera case :D .

 

Anyway you all missed the point that it is in fact an Everton teddy bear called Ossie so no-one wins the prize...which was going to be a night in with James McFaddens "girlfriend" but I've just found out she's a lesbian!!!

(I shall be asking for video evidence to verify the story...watch this space :P )

 

Isnt he gay? :lol::lol:

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BUT IT WAS ANOTHER DIFFERENCE THAT OTHERS HAVE FAILED TO MENTION, THEREFORE I CLAIM THE PRIZE.

 

 

BUT SEEING AS I AM A GENEROUS AND THOUGHTFULL SORT OF FELLA, I SHALL GIVE UP THE PRIZE, SO YOU CAN PASS IT ON, TO ONE LESS WORTHY THAN I. :D:D:D

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My, my TT we have been active this afternoon!

 

I'v done the Everton website

Kipper

Football Frenzy

Myspace

Both MSN accounts

Google Mail

 

And i'v done a bit of work too and still no new posts!

 

What we need on here is a bored housewife who we can all fantasise is a hottie to keep us entertained when the football talk stops. Anyone fancy lending the forum their missus to keep us entertained?

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always moaning isnt he goldy :rolleyes: wer sorry wer not active!!!

 

and yes, its because my cock is very small why i started this thread, as it would be the most appropriate thing to do :D

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Just watched top of the pops while having my tea and was transported back to the 70s by that fella from Blur, Gaham Coxon..? i think.

 

Standing on my own, a great little rockin number that would go down well while driving in the car, lots of good Guitar work in it, only problem being is he cant fookin sing. Other than that i like that one.

 

Followed by a rubbishy song by the Pussycat Dolls,,,,,,,,Hey girl i,m lookin at yer Bleep, come on show me your bleep, i wanna touch yer bleep................

 

Jeez, what a load of bleeping nonsense. do people actually buy that Crap. ?

 

 

Licker.

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always moaning isnt he goldy :rolleyes:   wer sorry wer not active!!!

 

and yes, its because my cock is very small why i started this thread, as it would be the most appropriate thing to do  :D

 

Good Ian and how did it feel to share that with the group?

 

More from the small cock support group next week :P

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Just watched top of the pops while having my tea and was transported back to the 70s by that fella from Blur, Gaham Coxon..? i think.

 

Standing on my own, a great little rockin number that would go down well while driving in the car, lots of good Guitar work in it, only problem being is he cant fookin sing. Other than that i like that one.

 

Followed by a rubbishy song by the Pussycat Dolls,,,,,,,,Hey girl i,m lookin at yer Bleep, come on show me your bleep, i wanna touch yer bleep................

 

Jeez, what a load of bleeping nonsense. do people actually buy that Crap.  ?

Licker.

 

No but we all stop and watch when the video comes on! B)

If only i didnt have that dodgey hip ponders licker :D

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peopleversus_5.jpg

 

also, does everyone else have to log in everytime they visit...i never used to back in the day (about a year or so ago) but i have had to re-log in for quite a while now?

 

it happen to anyone else?

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When you log in it usually asks if you want PC to remember username and password, just need to tick the box..............methinks. :)

 

 

PS....THINK KIRSTY IS A BIT TOO PRIM AND PROPER.............................

 

........but i wouldnt climb over her to get to you. :D

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Ruth England - Think she does a travel show now.

 

ruthengland16ti.jpg

 

 

...I have it on good authority that Ruth England is in fact James McFaddens girlfriends lesbian lovers sister, who once offered to be atificially inseminated with sperm donated by a Yugoslavian lumberjack called Olaf by means of a cake icing syringe...but don't tell anyone I told you..

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Feel we need some pics of Scarlet Johansen's assets.

 

Those Assets would be great to negative gear & Hard loan, whilst implied conditons would have to be imposed, to stay in line with Tariff's & Quota's .

 

Im keen on placing an Irrevocable Corporate Purchase Order, Including a nice warm love note styled Indexed Currency Option Note.

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wow, a conversation with her would be good but bad (as you might be called a perv :D )...because you wouldnt be lookin at her face :D

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Oh yes, fine Assets a cple of posts up in eed, great work Bill.

 

Geez, been slow round here this week folks?

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To keep the thread going, a picture of the Brazilian Ladies Soccer team taking to the pitch......................................

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brazil2.jpg

 

 

 

:o:o:o:o

 

 

 

And a bit of Excitement in the goalmouth.......................

 

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brazil4.jpg

 

 

 

 

:rolleyes: I'd buy a season ticket for that. :D:D:D

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Claire..........never let it be said that i'm sexist. Will this do you.....

 

 

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...or this

 

 

 

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Just to keep you happy. :D

 

PS.....THERES NOTHING TO STOP YOU POSTING WHATEVER YOU LIKE, ON THE LONGEST THREAD. (within reason of course.)

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Here are some more blue speedos which I personally find slightly more pleasing on the eye :P:P ..(nothing personal Licker, just a question of individual taste :D )

 

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ooooh. Sharon Davis........one of my all time Favs. :D

 

Just look at them shoulders, she would have no trouble carrying me to bed,

and if i didnt do as i was told she could whip me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

sharron3.jpg

 

 

 

:o OH SORRY, i was getting a bit carried away there. ;):D:D

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ooooh. Sharon Davis........one of my all time Favs.  :D

 

Just look at them shoulders, she would have no trouble carrying me to bed,

and if i didnt do as i was told she could whip me.

 

 

...steady 'Licker, if I was fitted with a pacemaker it'd need to be recallibrated now!! You're a man after my own (palpitating) heart :lol::lol: !!

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That About Even's things up...>

 

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.......> Surely he didnt....Oooops...!!! All in Best Jest Claire.......... ;)

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