MikeO Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 ive been drinking for 12 out of the last 14 days now. Two days off? Amateur . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 I had that damn flu that was going round, i was gutted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 I had that damn flu that was going round, i was gutted. No excuses....you're a lightweight . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Well I'm off to a grotto tonight lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 and im making up for those two lost days by getting hammered down the pub tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 I give to you the Gillette Soccer Saturday Drinking Game : Here are the rules.... Current Rules: - Everytime a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer - Every sending off:- 1 shot of Jager (or substitute) - Half time:- Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be imbibed during this period. - Whenever Chris Kamara is talking:- You must be drinking - Whenever Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e."he's hit the beans on toast"!):- 1 shot of Jager - In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames:- Failure to do so results in a 3 beer shot penalty. - Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: - Last person to shout out 'Mackerel' takes shot of Jager. - Whenever Dundee appear on the vidiprinter:- Last person to shout out 'Football' takes shot of Jager. - Everytime Phil Thompson says 'Stevie Gerrard':- 3 shots of beer. - Everytime Jeff makes an 'A Trialist' joke:- 3 shots of beer. - Everytime your team score:- 2 extra shots of beer - Everytime Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same sentence:- 1 shot of Jager - Everytime Jeff calls Kenny Deucher 'The Good Doctor':- 1 shot of Whisky - Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits:- Quad bombs (4 jager+redbull) all round - Everytime Hartlepool score a goal:- 3 shots of beer - Everytime a pundit shouts off camera:- 2 shots of beer - Everytime LeTiss is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: - 1 shot of Jager - Whenever Chris Kamara says "its unbelievable Jeff", all drinks must be downed - Everytime Jeff mentions "dancing in the streets of TNS: - 1 shot of jager - Everytime Jeff says "its Doom and Gloom at..." - 1 shot of jager - Everytime the team 'Keith' is referred to as just being one guy :- 1 shot of jager - Everytime Brighton & Hove, or Daggers & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo :- 1 shot of jager - Everytime when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says "ohh, Sally will be pleased" :- 1 shot of Jager. - Everytime anything bad happens to Craig Bellemy (injury, og, booked, arrested for assault etc.) :- 2 celebratory shots of the spirit of choice. - Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout out 'Cobblers' :- shot of Jager - Whenever the Gareth Barry affair/scandal is mentioned :- shot of jager - Whenever Ronaldo transfer speculation is mentioned :- shot of brandy - Whenever a James Brown related joke is made :- Last person to sing 'I feel good' must down drink - Whenever the James Brown statue dances :- Last person to dance along must have shot of tequila. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 I give to you the Gillette Soccer Saturday Drinking Game : Here are the rules.... Current Rules: - Everytime a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer - Every sending off:- 1 shot of Jager (or substitute) - Half time:- Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be imbibed during this period. - Whenever Chris Kamara is talking:- You must be drinking - Whenever Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e."he's hit the beans on toast"!):- 1 shot of Jager - In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames:- Failure to do so results in a 3 beer shot penalty. - Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: - Last person to shout out 'Mackerel' takes shot of Jager. - Whenever Dundee appear on the vidiprinter:- Last person to shout out 'Football' takes shot of Jager. - Everytime Phil Thompson says 'Stevie Gerrard':- 3 shots of beer. - Everytime Jeff makes an 'A Trialist' joke:- 3 shots of beer. - Everytime your team score:- 2 extra shots of beer - Everytime Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same sentence:- 1 shot of Jager - Everytime Jeff calls Kenny Deucher 'The Good Doctor':- 1 shot of Whisky - Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits:- Quad bombs (4 jager+redbull) all round - Everytime Hartlepool score a goal:- 3 shots of beer - Everytime a pundit shouts off camera:- 2 shots of beer - Everytime LeTiss is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: - 1 shot of Jager - Whenever Chris Kamara says "its unbelievable Jeff", all drinks must be downed - Everytime Jeff mentions "dancing in the streets of TNS: - 1 shot of jager - Everytime Jeff says "its Doom and Gloom at..." - 1 shot of jager - Everytime the team 'Keith' is referred to as just being one guy :- 1 shot of jager - Everytime Brighton & Hove, or Daggers & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo :- 1 shot of jager - Everytime when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says "ohh, Sally will be pleased" :- 1 shot of Jager. - Everytime anything bad happens to Craig Bellemy (injury, og, booked, arrested for assault etc.) :- 2 celebratory shots of the spirit of choice. - Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout out 'Cobblers' :- shot of Jager - Whenever the Gareth Barry affair/scandal is mentioned :- shot of jager - Whenever Ronaldo transfer speculation is mentioned :- shot of brandy - Whenever a James Brown related joke is made :- Last person to sing 'I feel good' must down drink - Whenever the James Brown statue dances :- Last person to dance along must have shot of tequila. Just those few will get you merry in the pub Class game that mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 WHY do I always leave wrapping presents until this time on Christmas Eve....crap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Jesus Mike. I've had my presents wrapped and hidden for about a week now. I find it best to do it early, when I'm in a good mood play some music and get them out of the way because I know that I'll end up doing the at a ridiculous time like now. Get em' done Mike Shame that you take time to wrap them when they just get ripped to pieces in seconds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 I can't wrap so I buy gift bags instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 I can't wrap so I buy gift bags instead Cut out the middleman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest efctaxi Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Change the 'to' and 'from' on Christmas cards and save a fortune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted December 25, 2008 Report Share Posted December 25, 2008 (edited) im that bad a rwpping i make vinnala ice llok good! i think i was meant to put im that bad at rapping i make vanilla ice look good. Edited December 25, 2008 by aaron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted December 27, 2008 Report Share Posted December 27, 2008 just bought myself an Ipod Touch, looks pretty smart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted December 27, 2008 Report Share Posted December 27, 2008 Quality lyric - 'Sex is always the answer, never a question, 'cause the answer's yes' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted December 27, 2008 Report Share Posted December 27, 2008 I am currently in Northern Ireland for the festive period with a mate and his loved one. I am having much cheeky red and loads of good food. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted December 27, 2008 Report Share Posted December 27, 2008 Currently on the itouch. Can go online with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 Jewell resigns as Derby County Manager The former Wigan boss' departure had been widely anticipated after his failure to attend a post-match press conference following Sunday's 1-0 home defeat against Ipswich. The club on Monday morning posted a statement on their website, which read: "Derby County can confirm that the club has parted company with manager Paul Jewell with immediate effect. "Paul has taken the decision to leave his role as he believes it is in the best interests of the club, and feels his is no longer in a position to take the club forward." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 I'm already back to do doing Uni work. I've got three pieces due in before the 14th Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 (edited) Did anyone see Fuller's sending off against West Ham? He slapped his own player, Andy Griffin, across the face after Griffin had made a bad mistake leading to Carlton Cole's goal. The referee quite rightly sent him off, the video's below for those that haven't seen it. Ricardo Fuller Slaps His Own Player - Stoke City v West Ham Any side that can shoot itself in the foot with a slap to the face has serious problems. Stoke arrived at Upton Park with the worst away record in the league and their condition deteriorated drastically despite a hopeful start. Ricardo Fuller, who had delayed the start of the second half after putting on the wrong shirt in the changing room, got his knickers in a twist over Cole's goal. The Jamaican was entitled to be angered by the defending of Andy Griffin who, after turning his back on a Scott Parker pass, allowed the ball to break to Cole 10 yards out, but he will regret the fact that he did not simply proceed to take the restart. Instead he marched 30 yards back to berate Griffin and, despite efforts by team-mates to keep the players apart, then slapped his captain on the chin. Even the Stoke manager, Tony Pulis, did not deny the red card was appropriate. "What does concern me, however, was some of the other decisions," said Pulis. "(Luis) Boa Morte committed two very bad fouls and was only booked for one of them and the winning goal was offside." Edited December 30, 2008 by dark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted December 31, 2008 Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 I'd just like to wish everyone on TT a very happy new year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 1, 2009 Report Share Posted January 1, 2009 I'd just like to wish everyone on TT a very happy new year Likewise, and I also get to do the first post of 2009....one of the few advantages of being a boring old baby-sitting tee-total grandad sat at home on new years eve <_< . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted January 1, 2009 Report Share Posted January 1, 2009 happy new year to everyone on TT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted January 1, 2009 Report Share Posted January 1, 2009 same from me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamiemaher85 Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 FUCK! I'm in Wales at the moment but just found out my new flat in Sheffield has been broken into! Had everything taken. My computer, my tv, my guitars, my stereo, my xbox. FUUUCKK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 FUCK! I'm in Wales at the moment but just found out my new flat in Sheffield has been broken into! Had everything taken. My computer, my tv, my guitars, my stereo, my xbox. FUUUCKK. That's shite mate. Insured? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 That's shocking. I hope you manage to get it all sorted and it doesn't cost you an arm and a leg. There are some right bastards in this world eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 Damn. Last year we got our motorbike stolen. It's a horrible feeling. Hope it all goes well and you get some insurance back. I don't know the ins and outs but I'm sure it'll all be OK. Best Wishes ): Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 gutted for you jamie, hope the fuckers get caught, and everything is sorted for the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 Inductivism is boring to write about <_< . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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