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...it's a bloody disgrace, where is everybody this fine am? Lying in bed nursing hangovers no doubt. You want to get a clean, healthy lifestyle like me :unsure: , then you'll be up raring to go...watching Jensen Button blow his engine just short of the finish line after a heroic descent from first to fifth :rolleyes: , getting ready to toddle off to Homebase to get on with the highly enjoyable and therapeutic gardening :( ....come on..wakey wakey hands off snakey (trying to think of an equivalent to that for the ladies now we seem to be attracting more...bit I can't think of anything just now)!!

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ah the hoff, remember our appreciation thread to hoff pat?

 

it never took off.....fuck knows why :D

 

LONG LIVE THE HOFF!!

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wers scooby do when you need him eh :D

 

i fckin hated him, but not as much as scrappy doo, what was his fuckin game eh!! muscling in on the other dogs turf...twit

 

sorry about that :D needed to get it of me chest

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Hello Peeps, yeah got back late last night after a fab w/end in Amsterdam, stayed at the Novotel, just on the Outskirts by Station Rai, 100 yds from a tram terminous, trams every 15 mins into town centre for 1 Euro (70 Pence).

All the walking around sightseeing makes you very thirsty so made regular visits to the Specialist Coffee shops in the Town, ;) of which there are many.

 

A visit to the HARD ROCK CAFE was a must for another "T" Shirt, and of course you cant go to Amsterdam and not visit The ladies in the District. :blink:

 

So overall it was a very good w/end, spoiled only by my brother Phoning me every ten minutes with an update on how the game was going, so that was the only dissapointing side of it, but i'll get over it. ............. Cheers

 

Licker.

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Whoo Im back home from uni :D But the bad news is I have a cold and have fallen out with the boyf cos he said my voice sounds like one of those sex phone lines and I asked him how he knew what they sounded like. Anyway glad to be back hope youve all been having fun walking this weekend <_<

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Glad you had a good time Licker..

he said my voice sounds like one of those sex phone lines

 

Claire..he was probably trying to be complementary..possibly..no? Anyway I just wanted to have the honour of the 200th post on the truly splendid longest thread...it's come a long way since it was a gleam in Ian's eye..I salute it! Long may it spread its message of peace, goodwill and outright oddness :D .

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sadly mikeo, your post was the 201st post :D

 

 

.... :o nooooooo...I'll have to aim for 250 :D

 

..in the meantime, here's a nice piccie (actually it's a very poor picture) of my garden after the odd cosmetic addition yesterday :D:D ...leaves the neighbours in no doubt!!

 

 

garden2.jpg

 

Good grief..how'd it get that big...I'll try to resize it....that's better.

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Funny that Ian, I was going to take a picture of my arse, but I was in the garden.

 

ATB

 

Mac

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I wanna get an Everton tattoo but im too much of a wimp but I also feel i need to balance out the fact that the boyfs got a tranmere one so anyone with a tatt wheres the least painful place to get one???

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Ive got a tat on my lower back a tribal type thing I designed myself. It did hurt a little but not as much as I expected. My friend has one on her ankle and apparently that really hurt!!!

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So I want somewhere flabby like my stomach!!!!!

 

I went with my mate when he got liverpools 5 stars tattooed on his shoulder blade and he couldnt stop screaming and crying - serves him right!

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I was arrested a couple of years back...just outside my house, got stopped for a noisy exhaust. The policeman got on the radio to check my licence, suddenly started to look nervously at me and then told me to put my hands on my head (there is a point to this concerning tattoos, honest). TWO backup vehicles arrived in minutes..one van and another car...they put me in the back of the van (bear in mind this all took place outside my house which is at the end of a cul-de-sac and overlooked by about ten neighbours :D ) and drove me off to the cells :blink: . (Here's the point) It was only when the custody sergeant asked to see my tattoos to confirm my identity that I got released...because I don't have any. Someone in Norwich, of all places, had apparently stolen my identity, or at least part of it. So I won't be getting any...be too scared anyway :unsure: .

The upside of this incident is that I have a story to tell my grandkids (this was a much shortened version) and the neighbours don't piss with me :lol::lol::lol: .

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:D   :lol:   thats a great story

 

Dont think i'll be getting a tattoo needles are my biggest fear in life along with blood

 

My girlfriend has 2 tatts and hates needles but managed to get them done. She said they didn't hurt that much but think she was lying.

 

If that worried you should be able to get it done in 2 stages. Get the outline done and then go back for the colouring.

 

A friend on mine done it that way but she never managed to go back for the colouring after fainting on the outline.

 

I have 4 tatts and looking at getting my next one in the next few months.

 

All for of mine are on my arms. 2 on each at the top. Don't hurt at all there and can also cover them up when at work with wearing a short sleeve t-shirt.

 

That is where I would suggest having one top at the top of your arm.

 

One place not to have it done is on the sole of your feet. When I went to get one of my tatts done on a sunday afternoon there where to guys in there that was going on holiday and they wanted 'made in England' on the sole of there foot just like you get on the toy soilders (which is why they wanted it). They had it done and the guy that done it done it for free as they manaed to sit there and have it all done.

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Thats the thing if I got it in two stages Id never go back lol so does it look ok with no colour??

 

My boyfs are on the top of his arm but being a builder he doesnt have to worry about covering up but I need it done somewhere private cos u dont see many Prime Ministers wandering round covered in Everton tattoos!

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My girlfriend has 2 tatts and hates needles but managed to get them done. She said they didn't hurt that much but think she was lying.

 

If that worried you should be able to get it done in 2 stages. Get the outline done and then go back for the colouring.

 

A friend on mine done it that way but she never managed to go back for the colouring after fainting on the outline.

 

I have 4 tatts and looking at getting my next one in the next few months.

 

All for of mine are on my arms. 2 on each at the top. Don't hurt at all there and can also cover them up when at work with wearing a short sleeve t-shirt.

 

That is where I would suggest having one top at the top of your arm.

 

One place not to have it done is on the sole of your feet. When I went to get one of my tatts done on a sunday afternoon there where to guys in there that was going on holiday and they wanted 'made in England' on the sole of there foot just like you get on the toy soilders (which is why they wanted it). They had it done and the guy that done it done it for free as they manaed to sit there and have it all done.

 

Dont most girls have 2 tatts? :blink:

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Top of the arm is not very hurtfull, neither is where that lady has hers .........backside.

 

I withstood the pain easier on my forearm.

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PS.....good story mikeo. :D

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I've got three, badge top left arm - hedgehog top right arm - and a huge angel on my back, before you all start I GOT MINE BEFORE BECKHAM.

 

Arms were not painful at all, but my back was a little bit on the agony side, are we going to post pictures?. I could if I can figure out my camera

 

ATB

 

Mac

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Not so keen on tats on girls arms my sister has one and in certain tops she looks a bit hookerish. :unsure:

Really like them on fellas arms tho have tried talking my bf into getting some but no luck as yet.

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Betty, tell him that you find tattoo's are sexy, it worked for Tara, but then again I am a bit on the stupid side.

 

ATB

 

Mac

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I had a female friend who two tattoo's, she had Bitter on one boob and Mild on the other. She was a classy bird.

 

ATB

 

Mac

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I Have a Tatt on my Penis.

 

When Flaccid it reads "WELLY"

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However when one is full of Vigour.. it simply reads " WELCOME LADIES LOVELY DAY INIT ENJOY YOUR STAY "

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I had a female friend who two tattoo's, she had Bitter on one boob and Mild on the other. She was a classy bird.

 

ATB

 

Mac

 

I can imagine!

 

The kinda bird you could take out for a meal and stop at a burger van in a truckers lay by no doubt :huh:

 

My ex tried to get me to get her name tattooed on my arm like Beckhams' last november. We split up before December came and she split with me! Evil bitch trying to tag me for life when she new it was over :angry:

 

Good job i aint a mug or i wud have to look at her name every day.

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What you have 2 tats on your tail? :D

 

I have a Tatoo on my penis. It reads "Wendy" when flacid.

 

But when full of Vigour it reads "Welcome to the south pacific wonderlands have a nice day "

Random enuff.... ;)

 

 

I Have a Tatt on my Penis.

 

When Flaccid it reads "WELLY"

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However when one is full of Vigour.. it simply reads " WELCOME LADIES LOVELY DAY INIT ENJOY YOUR STAY "

 

Damn you longest thread Pats only gone and cracked the same joke twice :huh:

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My boyfs usin the 'I find them sexy' line with me but it aint gonna work especially cos im still not talkin to him ha ha ha ha treat him mean and all that!! <_<

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Adam said..............Maybe he has 2 penis.

 

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Should that be 2 penii, or 2 penis's, ive never talked about them in the plural before :D:D

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yes over the husky voice comment and the fact that hes agreed to do overtime every night this week and he knew i was back from uni

 

Ball breaker! :lol:

 

You women so hard to please, if hes working that means you can spend it before you go back to uni!!

 

For the reccord too i crack the phone line joke all the time and i'v neva phoned one so cut him some slack, actualy he supports Tranmere so maybe its time you traded him in for an evertonian model! B)

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