Claire Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 I wanna get an Everton tattoo but im too much of a wimp but I also feel i need to balance out the fact that the boyfs got a tranmere one so anyone with a tatt wheres the least painful place to get one??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betty Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Ive got a tat on my lower back a tribal type thing I designed myself. It did hurt a little but not as much as I expected. My friend has one on her ankle and apparently that really hurt!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 More bone = more pain So pick a fleshy place or take the pain for the blues, mine is in the middle of my shoulder blades and hurt over my spine but it was all worth it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 So I want somewhere flabby like my stomach!!!!! I went with my mate when he got liverpools 5 stars tattooed on his shoulder blade and he couldnt stop screaming and crying - serves him right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 So I want somewhere flabby like my stomach!!!!! I went with my mate when he got liverpools 5 stars tattooed on his shoulder blade and he couldnt stop screaming and crying - serves him right! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Shud av paid the tattooist to give him 5 Everton towers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 I was arrested a couple of years back...just outside my house, got stopped for a noisy exhaust. The policeman got on the radio to check my licence, suddenly started to look nervously at me and then told me to put my hands on my head (there is a point to this concerning tattoos, honest). TWO backup vehicles arrived in minutes..one van and another car...they put me in the back of the van (bear in mind this all took place outside my house which is at the end of a cul-de-sac and overlooked by about ten neighbours ) and drove me off to the cells . (Here's the point) It was only when the custody sergeant asked to see my tattoos to confirm my identity that I got released...because I don't have any. Someone in Norwich, of all places, had apparently stolen my identity, or at least part of it. So I won't be getting any...be too scared anyway . The upside of this incident is that I have a story to tell my grandkids (this was a much shortened version) and the neighbours don't piss with me . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 thats a great story Dont think i'll be getting a tattoo needles are my biggest fear in life along with blood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 TT's most wanted list 1. Mikeo 2. Reg Any others Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 thats a great story Dont think i'll be getting a tattoo needles are my biggest fear in life along with blood <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My girlfriend has 2 tatts and hates needles but managed to get them done. She said they didn't hurt that much but think she was lying. If that worried you should be able to get it done in 2 stages. Get the outline done and then go back for the colouring. A friend on mine done it that way but she never managed to go back for the colouring after fainting on the outline. I have 4 tatts and looking at getting my next one in the next few months. All for of mine are on my arms. 2 on each at the top. Don't hurt at all there and can also cover them up when at work with wearing a short sleeve t-shirt. That is where I would suggest having one top at the top of your arm. One place not to have it done is on the sole of your feet. When I went to get one of my tatts done on a sunday afternoon there where to guys in there that was going on holiday and they wanted 'made in England' on the sole of there foot just like you get on the toy soilders (which is why they wanted it). They had it done and the guy that done it done it for free as they manaed to sit there and have it all done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Thats the thing if I got it in two stages Id never go back lol so does it look ok with no colour?? My boyfs are on the top of his arm but being a builder he doesnt have to worry about covering up but I need it done somewhere private cos u dont see many Prime Ministers wandering round covered in Everton tattoos! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 My girlfriend has 2 tatts and hates needles but managed to get them done. She said they didn't hurt that much but think she was lying. If that worried you should be able to get it done in 2 stages. Get the outline done and then go back for the colouring. A friend on mine done it that way but she never managed to go back for the colouring after fainting on the outline. I have 4 tatts and looking at getting my next one in the next few months. All for of mine are on my arms. 2 on each at the top. Don't hurt at all there and can also cover them up when at work with wearing a short sleeve t-shirt. That is where I would suggest having one top at the top of your arm. One place not to have it done is on the sole of your feet. When I went to get one of my tatts done on a sunday afternoon there where to guys in there that was going on holiday and they wanted 'made in England' on the sole of there foot just like you get on the toy soilders (which is why they wanted it). They had it done and the guy that done it done it for free as they manaed to sit there and have it all done. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dont most girls have 2 tatts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 (edited) Top of the arm is not very hurtfull, neither is where that lady has hers .........backside. I withstood the pain easier on my forearm. .................. PS.....good story mikeo. Edited April 4, 2006 by toffeelicker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 I've got three, badge top left arm - hedgehog top right arm - and a huge angel on my back, before you all start I GOT MINE BEFORE BECKHAM. Arms were not painful at all, but my back was a little bit on the agony side, are we going to post pictures?. I could if I can figure out my camera ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betty Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Not so keen on tats on girls arms my sister has one and in certain tops she looks a bit hookerish. Really like them on fellas arms tho have tried talking my bf into getting some but no luck as yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Betty, tell him that you find tattoo's are sexy, it worked for Tara, but then again I am a bit on the stupid side. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betty Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Ive tried that before...didnt help I used to know a guy who had 'Made in Southport ' tattooed around his belly button Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Surely he couldnt be proud of that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 I had a female friend who two tattoo's, she had Bitter on one boob and Mild on the other. She was a classy bird. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 I Have a Tatt on my Penis. When Flaccid it reads "WELLY" v v v v v v v v However when one is full of Vigour.. it simply reads " WELCOME LADIES LOVELY DAY INIT ENJOY YOUR STAY " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 I had a female friend who two tattoo's, she had Bitter on one boob and Mild on the other. She was a classy bird. ATB Mac <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I can imagine! The kinda bird you could take out for a meal and stop at a burger van in a truckers lay by no doubt My ex tried to get me to get her name tattooed on my arm like Beckhams' last november. We split up before December came and she split with me! Evil bitch trying to tag me for life when she new it was over Good job i aint a mug or i wud have to look at her name every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 (edited) What you have 2 tats on your tail? I have a Tatoo on my penis. It reads "Wendy" when flacid. But when full of Vigour it reads "Welcome to the south pacific wonderlands have a nice day " Random enuff.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I Have a Tatt on my Penis. When Flaccid it reads "WELLY" v v v v v v v v However when one is full of Vigour.. it simply reads " WELCOME LADIES LOVELY DAY INIT ENJOY YOUR STAY " <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Damn you longest thread Pats only gone and cracked the same joke twice Edited April 4, 2006 by GoldfishMemory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Maybe he has 2 penis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 My boyfs usin the 'I find them sexy' line with me but it aint gonna work especially cos im still not talkin to him ha ha ha ha treat him mean and all that!! <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 My boyfs usin the 'I find them sexy' line with me but it aint gonna work especially cos im still not talkin to him ha ha ha ha treat him mean and all that!! <_< <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wot still ova the husky voice comment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Adam said..............Maybe he has 2 penis. ............ Should that be 2 penii, or 2 penis's, ive never talked about them in the plural before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 When I was typing it I was trying to work out what the plural was but didn't know so left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Wot still ova the husky voice comment? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> yes over the husky voice comment and the fact that hes agreed to do overtime every night this week and he knew i was back from uni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 yes over the husky voice comment and the fact that hes agreed to do overtime every night this week and he knew i was back from uni <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ball breaker! You women so hard to please, if hes working that means you can spend it before you go back to uni!! For the reccord too i crack the phone line joke all the time and i'v neva phoned one so cut him some slack, actualy he supports Tranmere so maybe its time you traded him in for an evertonian model! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betty Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Adam said..............Maybe he has 2 penis. ............ Should that be 2 penii, or 2 penis's, ive never talked about them in the plural before <{POST_SNAPBACK}> According to the dictionary the pural is penes or penises Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Going off on a tangent here, but you are stranded on a desert island - you can only take:- One album One film One book One luxury assuming you have all the required equipment to use these things (don't be sarcastic Fishman, Mike, Fozz), what would you take, mine are:- Album - Pink Floyd - The Wall Film - The Shawshank Redemption Book - The Stand by Stephen King Luxury - Snorkel and mask Please feel free to post your own. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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