Claire Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 1. See Everton win the league, champions league, fa cup, carling cup and world club championship in one season 2. Become Prime Minister and make Britain great again 3. Make sure all my friends family and myself are happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted April 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 1. see Everton win the fa cup, leauge, champs league 2. eat the nicest english brekkie ever cooked 3. perform with ray davies and noel gallagher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 Seen them win the Cup, and the League, and be successful in Europe, so my 3 are slightly different. 1....To win a large rollover lottery, and make sure that my wife and family dont have to struggle to survive like i had to. 2....To invent a smokeless Nicotine and tobacco, so the smokers can enjoy a cigarette without being treated like lepers. 3.... When my time comes to go to that big football stadium in the sky, i hope i go quickly and not linger around being nuisance to anybody. Licker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 ive nearly done my first one want to see (or meet) my idols brian may slash and kirk hammett see the blues lift at least one cup under moyes see good ole united (hereford) get promoted FFS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 1 See Everton win the premiership with PISTONE scoring the winner on the last game of the season against the Redshite. 2 Learn how to cook the perfect soft boiled egg 3 Would love to see my kids (if I ever have any) play for Everton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 Adam, fill a saucepan with water, place it on the boil, meanwhile place the eggs in a container with hot water (from the tap) while you wait for the water to boil. Place a few drops of vinegar in the boiling water, use a spoon to place the eggs in the now boiling water. Time the egg for eggsactly ( ) 4 mins 30 secs. Enjoy. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 "Time the egg for eggsactly ( ) 4 mins 30 secs." ........ Thats hard boiled, but if you want a boiled egg to dip your soldiers in, 3 mins 40 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 Fight, fight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 LMAO this is Everton not Norwich who invited Delia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 How about three things you would like to do, see or achieve before you die?. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 1...do...Write a book 2...see..everywhere I've not seen 3...achieve...immortality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 1 - See me Kids grow up, get a decent start, settle down & plough in to their own live's. 2- 30 Goals in a season by a Blues Striker 3 - Buy a new product from Microsoft without the obligatory Bugs & Glitches. ( perhaps pushing the cart with that one) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 "Time the egg for eggsactly ( ) 4 mins 30 secs." ........ Thats hard boiled, but if you want a boiled egg to dip your soldiers in, 3 mins 40 seconds. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Depends upon the size of the eggs, I should have made myself clear, we get eggstra large ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 (edited) Just had someone from MBNA on the phone telling me that my new Everton credit card is on the way with a £5,000 limit . I only filled in the form at Goodison to get the salegirls off my back and to get a free hat...anyone fancy a holiday? (how eggciting is that?) Edited April 12, 2006 by mikeo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Would you be flying from Eggseter, possibly flying into LAEGGS, I don't like planes I get the feeling they might eggsplode in mid air, but if you want to go to eggsotic places you have to have the eggsplorer attitude...........I'm sorry I'll stop now. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 I'm sorry I'll stop now. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think you should...the yolk's gone far enough now . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Please do Mac please do. I ot my Everton Credit card about 3-4 years ago. Only got it cos it came a time when I was ordering a lot from the Everton megastore and you get a 10% discount if you use it which most of the time paid for the postage I had to pay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Would you be flying from Eggseter, possibly flying into LAEGGS, I don't like planes I get the feeling they might eggsplode in mid air, but if you want to go to eggsotic places you have to have the eggsplorer attitude...........I'm sorry I'll stop now. ATB Mac <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ..........................eggscrutiating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 I was tempted to continue, but I couldn't do it to you folks or myself, so I will make a timely eggsit. (sorry ) ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Im confused, see you go away for a couple of days and miss everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Im confused, see you go away for a couple of days and miss everything <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Im confused, see you go away for a couple of days and miss eggrything Now your in on the gag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Im confused, see you go away for a couple of days and miss eggrything Now your in on the gag <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Awwwwwwwwwwwwww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 While you've been away Claire, it's been an eggsilerating time, full of eggsitement and I hope we can eggspect you to join in this eggshaustive topic. I know I said I would stop, I LIED ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Mac said........ I know I said I would stop, I LIED ............ Because you are egging on Claire to join us, you are eggsonerated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted April 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 stop it, stop it all of you you should be ashamed of some of them puns, terrible rite im gonna have a lay down now, im tired Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 (edited) Ian said........"rite im gonna have a lay down now, im tired" ....................... Just tired, or eggstremely tired. ?? Edited April 12, 2006 by toffeelicker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 God help me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Claire said............God help me. ................... Can you eggspand or eggsplain the eggsact reason for wanting help from the eggceptional one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Claire said............God help me. ................... Can you eggspand or eggsplain the eggsact reason for wanting help from the eggceptional one. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My boyf stood me up in the pub last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.