Zed Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 My wife punches me when she asks me to put the kettle on and I say, "But it doesn't suit me!" Bit unfair because I've only said it 4,231 times since we've been together . I think it is one of the unwritten laws of marriage that bloke will say such things, glad to see its not just me with the crap jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted July 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 (edited) WHere is everyone? I mean its 10 past 2 in the morning and noone is here pwwf, bores Edited July 13, 2007 by Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 WHere is everyone? I mean its 10 past 2 in the morning and noone is here pwwf, bores Are you calling me a pwwf? Come over here and say that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted July 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 I dont come to pwwfs, they come to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 I dont come to pwwfs, they come to me Mmmmhhhhh, says a lot about you Ian. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 Is the red wine flowing mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 Is the red wine flowing mac Like a river my friend. :party: ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 Anyone see the long jumper get a javelin in the back ? Moral: never turn Ure back ona javelin contest..LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 (edited) Anyone go the HUB festival at the weekend? There was a top class band playing - The Roulettes, keep an ear out for them they are seriuosly good. They did a cover of "Four Kicks - Kings of Leon" and everyone in the crowd danced to it they where that good. Edited July 16, 2007 by Everton Lad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted July 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 How many sugars do ya have in your cuppa then lads? 2 for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 I used to have 3 but have cut down to 2 now, but i make up for it with big creamy, jammy, sticky cakes. :thumbsup_anim: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 2 for me as well. I find that only like a cup of tea when my mum makes it, I don't even like it when I make it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 1 in coffee, none is tea. Just like a man should. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 none in either Fookin Nora it was actually sunny today, my eyes are bleeding, well tomorrows forecast should sort that out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 (edited) One in tea (which I rarely drink), two in coffee (always black). P.S OK Ian I give up....why does your sig say, "You couldn't present a cat." Are you insane? Edited July 19, 2007 by MikeO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 I dont drink tea nor coffee. But two in a hot chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Coffee By The Galoooon - No sugar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted July 22, 2007 Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 Fook off rain, another weekend wash out, should be freatful im not flooded though, those poor buggers, must be devestating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 22, 2007 Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 Glorious day down here today, my grandson's first birthday party with bouncy castles (outside). We were very worried but it was brilliant. My brother drove down from Bristol on Friday and the M5 was completely empty 'cos no-one could reach Bristol from the north or the east. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Fucking women How come in an argument they have no fucking reason and rashonality AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGGHGHGH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 The question: Fucking women How come in an argument they have no fucking reason and rashonality AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGGHGHGH The answer: Fucking women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Women use both sides of their brain according to scientists, one half thinks about shoes, the other half thinks about hating men. These people are either... Due on On Just coming off being on That gives us one week in 4 to have a relationship. They get cheaper car insurance too......... ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Fook off rain, another weekend wash out, should be freatful im not flooded though, those poor buggers, must be devestating i used to live near to gloucester and i know my birthplace hereford and the village i lived in have suffered from flooding as well. so its kinda hit home for me. i feel lots of sympathy for them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 I may be a little heartless here, but buy a house on a hill, you reduce the chance of flooding by a factor of 10. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 I may be a little heartless here, but buy a house on a hill, you reduce the chance of flooding by a factor of 10. More chance of being struck by lightning though . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J*A*C*K*E*L*Z Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 whats this anusol thing all about i dont understand it i tried loooking at it but had no luck can some kind perosn help me haha apparently i shouldnt miss out so yah no is it like a dream team thing ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 whats this anusol thing all about i dont understand it i tried loooking at it but had no luck can some kind perosn help me haha apparently i shouldnt miss out so yah no is it like a dream team thing ? Click the link (here), follow Pat's step by step instructions and you're in. Not so complicated as dream team, just tip each prem league game as home, away or draw. Two points for a correct tip, no points if you get it wrong....go for it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J*A*C*K*E*L*Z Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 ahh seems straight forward enough even though ive allready done half of mine just then for a laf haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 that rain was beltin down before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Still is up here. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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