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Going off on a tangent here, but you are stranded on a desert island - you can only take:-

 

One album

 

One film

 

One book

 

One luxury

 

assuming you have all the required equipment to use these things (don't be sarcastic Fishman, Mike, Fozz), what would you take, mine are:-

 

Album - Pink Floyd - The Wall

 

Film - The Shawshank Redemption

 

Book - The Stand by Stephen King

 

Luxury - Snorkel and mask

 

Please feel free to post your own.

 

ATB

 

Mac

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Album - Texas, best of.....

 

Film - Forrest Gump

 

Book - A Time To Kill

 

Luxury - A never empting pack of ciggies

 

I knew you would come up with something like this Spuddy.

 

T

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Albulm: definatly maybe

 

Film: Castaway

 

Book: Dreamcatcher

 

Luxury: Football (and guitar...i made it out of resources from the island :D )

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Album... Sultans of Swing. (Dire straits.)

 

Film...... The Gladiator.........(Russell Crowe.)

 

Book.... 100 years of Goodison Glory. (the official centenary book)

 

Luxury... 1 million fags. (Regal, King size) :D

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One album : Live - The Distance to Here

 

One film : The Man Who Would Be King *

 

One book : Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

 

One luxury : Fat pipe broadband B)

 

 

 

 

 

* looked at the top 250 on imdb.com to refresh the mind, and was amazed that this just got in as the last of the 250 !!! Absolute classic.

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One album : Social Distortion - Mainliner:Wreckage from the past

 

One film : Shaka Zulu

 

One book: Noam Chomsky / Profit over people - Neoliberalism & Global order

 

One luxury: My Snarly tray back Tojo ( Toyota) 4x4 to cut the island up when im playing Shaka on 4 wheels.

 

 

Disclaimer on the penis issue. Cant help ya licker, have never spoken penis in

the plural either . That joke is so old it has now been dEleted from the catelouge...leaves me with 2 now.

 

( However be warned it may rasie its head agin in this Seinfeld thread just for the sake of it . Uno after all it is the thread about nothing.)

 

By the way Plural pennis Sounds quite painfull.

 

DOCTOR- Sorry son you have plural penis...PATIENT- oooh Furk.

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Fishman, the Spuddy thing is something the kids came up with, you know the Walkers advert for spudhead crisps?, the kids said the cartoon character had the same shape head as me - it stuck.

 

Pat, I didn't know you were an enlightened man, I have a signed copy of Saul Alinski's Revaille for the Radical, I can only read it every now and again, coz it is a bit tatty.

 

Some great choices from this question, keep em' coming.

 

ATB

 

Mac

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" "Let them call me rebel and welcome, I feel no concern from it; but I should suffer the misery of devils, were I to make a whore of my soul. S.A ( The American rebel)"

 

Mac, enlightend is arguable mate, but im well informed & Culturally aware of my surroundings & the circuit's of culture embedded in the wheels that make the world churn.

 

Duped? Well still, like everyone I am Culturally Duped everday...@ least im aware of it... Ride it or Resist It has alwyas been my catch cry - Im riding it witha degree of resistance , trying to find a happy place in the middle somewhere..!!!

 

Chomsky has been my "Academic Hero" for many years.

 

I have over the years amassed loads of literature, Lectures, spoken word etc...& I am always riveted @ the simple TRUTH"S & stunning analysis of any topic adressed. ( Though these truth makes one very angry)

 

Am also a fan of Harold Innis ( the global village - true visonary) & of course his younger partner in crime Marshall Mcluhan.

 

Others work's that make me alert , sit up & listen etc are Adam Smith, Ferdinand de Saussure, Claude Lévi-Strauss & Jean-Paul Sartre .

 

From that you may gather Pat really wishes he ahd taken up anthropology or akin & also have an interest in the related fields of Linguistics, Semiotics, Culture

( Intertextuality/imperialism/past/pop) etc etc...

 

These arent particulary oft topics discussed in the footy environment...so ill stop now before the T-talkers die a death of boredom........... :D:D:D

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Albuim - Elvis number ones

 

Film - The Lost Boys

 

Book - The Stand (not copying whoever else said it just a great book)

 

Luxury - Amanda Holden in nothing but an Everton Shirt :D

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Ball breaker!  :lol:

 

You women so hard to please, if hes working that means you can spend it before you go back to uni!!

 

For the reccord too i crack the phone line joke all the time and i'v neva phoned one so cut him some slack, actualy he supports Tranmere so maybe its time you traded him in for an evertonian model!  B)

 

No one messes with me and no more evertonians lol Ive had enough of them I suppose I should be nice to him

 

Anyway

 

Album - Westlifes Greatest Hits

 

Film - Notting Hill

 

Book - 1984 by George Orwell

 

Luxury - Gary Naysmith :lol:

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Album- After the Goldrush-Neil Young (at least on a desert island I'd be allowed to listen to it in peace...my wife calls it "Music to commit suicide by :D:blink: )

 

Film- Certainly not, given that I'm marooned without female company, a film about a lot of men locked up in a prison Mac, however good the film might be :P . I'd opt for something tastefully ( :blink: ) adult (if such a thing exists) to help me through the night :rolleyes:

 

Book- Catch-22

 

Luxury- Internet access...but then I could rethink my film :D ..maybe guitar instead.

 

Pat..respect!

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She was married to Les Dennis FFS bet she would bore the pants off you after a week and then what would you be left with?

 

Far more fun with this Evertonian IMO!

 

sophiehoward5eb.jpg

 

or this one,

 

hottie3vj.jpg

 

or this one,

 

hottie19mv.jpg

 

or these,

 

hotties9mw.jpg

 

or even one of the players

 

rachel9wv.jpg

 

Just a thought :D:P

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Betty said.......... i was,nt aware men fancied Amanda Holden.

 

and .......would you not prefer the older lady.

......

 

 

are you serious Betty, compare Amanda to your one.

 

 

 

amanda_holden_fhm_1.jpg

 

 

 

 

and a PS to Goldfish.....................even i cant fancy the old one, when my missus got to 40, i traded her in for two 20 year olds. :D

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Its what she's got Downstairs you want to think about. :D

 

Very true TL very true.

 

Lets put it this way Goldfish. No matter what she is like upstairs would rather be on the island with her and not you (no offence meant mate) :D:D

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Suppose we must'nt forget we have ladies on the forum now, so here are some pics for you.

 

Question...................would you love them or leave them. :)

 

 

 

1.....

gary.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

2....

model_1jeff_pic.jpg

 

 

3.....

manhunt_wallpaper800_h.jpg

 

 

DONT ALL SHOUT AT ONCE. :D:D:D

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TL those pictures are not right for this sort of forum.

 

It is degrading to men to have pictures like that plastered over the internet.

 

We would never have pictures of women in small amounts of clothes and don't think there should be pictures of men like that either

 

Even more so when the second one is of me

 

:huh::lol::D

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" "Let them call me rebel and welcome, I feel no concern from it; but I should suffer the misery of devils, were I to make a whore of my soul. S.A ( The American rebel)"

 

Mac, enlightend is arguable mate, but im well informed & Culturally aware of my surroundings & the circuit's of culture embedded in the wheels that make the world churn.

 

Duped? Well still, like everyone I am Culturally Duped everday...@ least im aware of it... Ride it or Resist It has alwyas been my catch cry -  Im riding it witha degree of resistance , trying to find a happy place in the middle somewhere..!!!

 

Chomsky has been my "Academic Hero" for many years.

 

I have over the years amassed loads of literature, Lectures, spoken word etc...& I am always riveted @ the simple TRUTH"S & stunning analysis of any topic adressed.  ( Though these truth makes one very angry)

 

Am also a fan of Harold Innis ( the global village -  true visonary)  &  of course his younger partner in crime Marshall Mcluhan.

 

Others work's that make me alert , sit up & listen etc are Adam Smith, Ferdinand de Saussure, Claude Lévi-Strauss  & Jean-Paul  Sartre .

 

From that you may gather Pat really wishes he ahd taken up anthropology or akin & also have an interest in the related fields of Linguistics, Semiotics, Culture

( Intertextuality/imperialism/past/pop) etc etc...

 

These arent particulary oft topics discussed in the footy environment...so ill stop now before the T-talkers die a death of boredom........... :D   :D   :D

 

Pat, excellent post - I don't see any reason why topics such as above are not discussed. You are a good deal better read than I am, but I like to know who runs the world I live in and who names it.

 

I have been looking everywhere to find a decent quote to explain my philosophy on life, couldn't find a thing (I even looked in Paolo Freire's Pedagogy of the Oppressed) which fitted. I have heard of an idiom which gets close to what I believe, goes like this.

 

It is not a crime to be born in the gutter, but it is a terrible sin to want to stay there

 

I suppose I feel the accumilation of of wisdom, knowledge or awareness is what seperates us from the animals. Going to the library tomorrow and will look up one or two of the writers you suggest Pat.

 

ATB

 

Mac

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OK here's a question...You're dead (sorry) :( . Imagine you are met at the pearly gates by St. Peter and he allows you to spend your first day with any three people you choose. My selection would be as follows...bearing in mind that Dixie Dean will be on hand to welcome all Evertonians.

 

1. Adolf Hitler...to use as a punchbag to take out my annoyance at dying.

 

2. My Grandad...died four years before I was born but my life has had some spooky similarities to his.

 

3. God..to confirm that I was right all along and that the world really did revolve around me :rolleyes: .

 

(I realise there will be a theological argument here from those who believe that Dixie was God but for the purposes of this I must insist that they are treated as separate entities :D )

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3 people id like to meet in heaven.

 

cliff burton: the best heavy metal bass player ever died at only 24. like to ask him a few questions

 

dimebag darrel: fantastic guitar player shot only last year and was never reported on news networks.

 

me grandad who died 6 years ago in november. like to catch up on old times

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First of all those pics of men you posted are disgusting I like a man with a bit of meat on him not covered in muscles!

 

As for the people i would like to meet in heaven

 

1. Winston Churchill - my idol need i say any more

2. Elvis - cos I think he'd know how to have a good time

3. My best mate danny cos he was taken away from me before we had our chance for fun

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Three people eh?

 

1. Ghandi, the man never held official office but changed the lives of millions of people through passive resistance, legend.

 

2. Spike Milligan, for obvious reasons

 

3. Stevie Gerrard, coz that means the f*cker died before me :D

 

ATB

 

Mac

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First of all those pics of men you posted are disgusting I like a man with a bit of meat on him not covered in muscles!

 

As for the people i would like to meet in heaven

 

1. Winston Churchill - my idol need i say any more

2. Elvis - cos I think he'd know how to have a good time

3. My best mate danny cos he was taken away from me before we had our chance for fun

 

Got to disagree with you Claire, I quite like muscles and the guy on the rope (cheers Licker) is now set as my desktop background :rolleyes:

 

T

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In an obvious ploy to defend myself against these scurilous accusations about my build and manhood I would like to say "TARA WHERE THE F*CK ARE YOU TO DEFEND YOUR MAN".

 

ATB

 

Mac

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Mac, don't take any notice of these lot, I know you work hard on your muscles (you spend enough time in your home made gym).

 

You are the perfect specimen of manhood, and I couldn't love you more. Having said that, I wouldn't mind you looking at me as much as you look at yourself flexing in the mirror. <_< <_< :(:(:):D:lol:

 

T

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I am filled with a feeling that I can only call remorse - Tara deserves more than I can offer.

 

Any offers?.

 

I have noticed you all take her side, she follows my team and yet you pack of swines all stick with the woman.

 

There is nothing wrong with a man standing in front of a full length mirror and flexing up, naked and covered in oil.

 

ATB

 

Mac

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I am filled with a feeling that I can only call remorse - Tara deserves more than I can offer.

 

Any offers?.

 

I have noticed you all take her side, she follows my team and yet you pack of swines all stick with the woman.

 

There is nothing wrong with a man standing in front of a full length mirror and flexing up, naked and covered in oil.

 

ATB

 

Mac

 

Flex all you want but thats wrong! :unsure:

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"Everton is a small village about 2 miles inland from Milford on Sea. It forms an ideal base for exploring the unique environment of the New Forest and the charming coastal towns and villages of this part of the South Coast of England. The bird life to be seen along the coastal walk from nearby Keyhaven is spectacular."

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you know what, i would kill for a full english breakfast right now.....i just cant be arsed making one :D

 

long live the longest thread :D

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Im never eating or drinking again and im in the foulest mood ever imagine PMT times like a billion!!!!!!!!! Split up with the boyf whoo!!!!!!! Chocolate heaven for me after ive made my mates their full english breakfast mmmmmmm thats why i love sundays full english brekkie and a roast you cant beat it!

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