A Few Quick Ones.

[Bill]

A friend of mine says he is shagging twins, I said ' How can

you tell the difference?' he said ' Her brother has got a moustache ?

 

 

Bloke shagging his girlfriend says' Bend over we'll try the

social security position' ' What the hell is that ?' she says '

When my balls touch your arse you're getting full benefit'

 

 

Had my first Gig as a stand up comedian at an old people's

home last night. They didn't get any of my jokes but they still pissed

themselves.