MikeO Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 Ridiculous and archaic but I was just reading up about them and I can't help laughing . Fine examples... Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge? 1. Open door. 2. Insert elephant. 3. Close door. Q: How do you smuggle an elephant across the border? A: Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lunch." Q: What is grey, has four legs, and a trunk? A: A mouse going on holiday. Q: What is brown, has four legs, and a trunk? A: A mouse coming back from holiday. Q: What has eight legs, two trunks, four eyes, and two tails? A: Two elephants. Q: How do you get an elephant on top of an oak tree? A: Stand him on an acorn and wait fifty years. My favourite... Q: Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly? A: Because if it was small, white and hard it would be an aspirin. Anyone? Probably not . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 No need to apologise mate! fantastic stuff.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 i like the aspirin one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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