rubecula Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Wank biscuit? I like that . Thats far too much information Romey, keep your personal preferences private, you hear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Thats far too much information Romey, keep your personal preferences private, you hear? Sorry Rube, it won't happen again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 hangovers. and feeling like crap after a cigar... will agree tomorrow...drunk as eight men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 people not agreein mmmbop is a good song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead1 Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 people not agreein mmmbop is a good song Ha ha ha! My missus grinds my gears well actually the utter shite she watches! We have 80 hrs of recording space and shes filled 71 with crap like Jersey fcukin shore, the kardashians, kendra, embarrasing bodies, one born every sodding minute and that programme that pointy eared twat Paddy Mcguiness hosts, the one with all the ugly girls who cant get a shag go on! Seriously takes the piss!!! (altho wierdly i think my rant has helped) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 I may have already said this one but people who put your instead of you're, and there instead of their or they're. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 I may have already said this one but people who put your instead of you're, and there instead of their or they're. Amen! And too instead of to...are instead of our...and about a gazillion others . I don't mind it so much from people who have genuine trouble with spelling and grammar, I know people do through no fault of their own; what annoys me is when it's someone trying to be a clever bastard. There's a guy on another (non-EFC) forum I use who thinks he's fucking Dostoyevsky but drops in these laughable mistakes. Can't say anything because you just know you're going to be accused of being a "nazi" so I just bite my lip and want to punch him (not just because of his grammar, he's an annoying arrogant shit in so many ways :major overreaction alert: ). Just off for a lie down . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 (edited) people who plural names when talking about summat...like when they are comparing a player and say summat like he's up there with the messi's, the ronaldo's etc...fucks me off edit: ahhhh bollocks...clicked on the wrong tab can one of you mods move this to my thread please? Edited March 1, 2011 by marcopaulo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everton_Worshiper Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 (edited) Neighbours. 7 days until my planning application decision, hope my neighbour's stupid comments don't sway the result. If it gets approved I am going to staple the approval letter to his fucking forehead. Edited March 2, 2011 by Everton_Worshiper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Neighbours. 7 days until my planning application decision, hope my neighbour's stupid comments don't sway the result. If it gets approved I am going to staple the approval letter to his fucking forehead. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 Neighbours. 7 days until my planning application decision, hope my neighbour's stupid comments don't sway the result. If it gets approved I am going to staple the approval letter to his fucking forehead. What comments has he made? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everton_Worshiper Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 Exaggerated everything...hopefully it is lucky I am a geek for the evidence I have produced. Claims of overshadowing and loss of light to a family room. My extension is north facing and I have created a 3d model of the street (took quote a few hours) in Google Sketch Up (quite possibly the best free application I have ever used), which you can add geo-referencing to and see all year round the shadowing (or lack thereof) to the "family room" - which happens to be a kitchen/diner; some councils do not deem a kitchen as a habitable room. They then waffled on about drainage etc but it is all in the attempt to smear our application...we have never got on with them so the comments were expected but just pisses me off when people say such exaggerated bullshit. No other objections for any other neighbours. As you can tell I am a little wound up right now until we get the decision...and I am ridiculously busy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 good luck man..if i was you when you win i'd take him to some slippy steps then beat the fuck out of him and leave him at the top to fall down when he tries to get up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead1 Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 No Dude just stick with stapling the letter to his fcukin forehead! Quite possibly the best threat ive heard all year ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Exaggerated everything...hopefully it is lucky I am a geek for the evidence I have produced. Claims of overshadowing and loss of light to a family room. My extension is north facing and I have created a 3d model of the street (took quote a few hours) in Google Sketch Up (quite possibly the best free application I have ever used), which you can add geo-referencing to and see all year round the shadowing (or lack thereof) to the "family room" - which happens to be a kitchen/diner; some councils do not deem a kitchen as a habitable room. They then waffled on about drainage etc but it is all in the attempt to smear our application...we have never got on with them so the comments were expected but just pisses me off when people say such exaggerated bullshit. No other objections for any other neighbours. As you can tell I am a little wound up right now until we get the decision...and I am ridiculously busy... He sounds like a prick, I hope your application is granted so you can piss him off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Ambulance chasing legal companies (that TV ad "I was given the wrong type of ladder" makes me piss myself every time he falls off). Payday loan companies.* *Representative APR 4214% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Ambulance chasing legal companies (that TV ad "I was given the wrong type of ladder" makes me piss myself every time he falls off). Payday loan companies.* *Representative APR 4214% Yepper Mike that is one that grinds my gears. Do you remember the accident claims company (I cant remember the name) but it it had that lopsided red letter 'T' in the name. Well they got found out when the 500th victim put in a claim through the courts (via them) after an accident on a Liverpool bus. It turned out that a bus was going to Gilmoss garage to park up (nobody on it apart from the driver) when it hit a kerb. 500 passengers later the courts got wise to them. I think they closed down after that was made public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 women who moan about their fella's and break up and get back together with them every week..just shut up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluehuddo Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 The "latest" YouTube internet sensation - they are all crap and watched by dodgy fuckers with nothing else to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead1 Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 women who moan..just shut up Isnt that what you were really getting at Marco? Just be careful tho mate talk like that gets you into trouble just ask Andy Gray and his mates! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 haha i have no issue with women moanin it's just what they do..it's the gettin back with dickheads and breakin up and moanin then gettin back and sayin they love them then next day breaking up again...i think it's partly cos they tend to be fit and i wanna smash um Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead1 Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 haha i have no issue with women moanin it's just what they do..it's the gettin back with dickheads and breakin up and moanin then gettin back and sayin they love them then next day breaking up again...i think it's partly cos they tend to be fit and i wanna smash um Bahahaha this is great, gotta love your honesty Dude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 I have a sore throat just now that is starting to really pee me right off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 so much you can't even swear like a man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 so much you can't even swear like a man? You bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everton_Worshiper Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 Our planning application was approved, I have my staple gun in one hand and approval letter in the other :shaking fist: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 Our planning application was approved, I have my staple gun in one hand and approval letter in the other :shaking fist: Make sure you take a picture . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 Our planning application was approved, I have my staple gun in one hand and approval letter in the other :shaking fist: the smiley makes it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouse Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 Our planning application was approved, I have my staple gun in one hand and approval letter in the other :shaking fist: class well done, I didnt want to tell my planning application story when yours was in progress, mine took 18 months to be approved after various revisions due to neighbours objecting to what other people have already in the estate... anyway we got there in the end, not want we wanted but better than what it was so I can lend you my staple gun if you want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 being allergic to mussels and only finding out after ive eaten them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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