Dalziel Kane Posted March 17, 2013 Report Share Posted March 17, 2013 Lighter mornings. Have to go out and it's already daylight before six o clock. Only a few weeks ago, it was still dark after seven am Few weeks from now, it'll be first light at around half past three or something. Fuck that, it won't be long now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2013 Lighter mornings. Have to go out and it's already daylight before six o clock. Only a few weeks ago, it was still dark after seven am Few weeks from now, it'll be first light at around half past three or something. Fuck that, it won't be long now. summer is coming quick, but for the 1st time im actually excited (im a winter person)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 17, 2013 Report Share Posted March 17, 2013 (Not spelling) but people who ignore the letter "o"....even BBC newsreaders do it nowadays.... Collapse being pronounced "clapse" is the one that annoys me most often but today in the car was listening to 5live and somebody called the police the "pleece." Yet another example....five seconds in http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17389616 marcopaulo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 18, 2013 Report Share Posted March 18, 2013 International breaks. Romey 1878 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted March 18, 2013 Report Share Posted March 18, 2013 International breaks. Quite like them myself, but I do understand that I'm in the vast minority. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 KLM, for lying through their teeth. Before flight: "youre entitled to a nice refund and some airmiles back, but only after the flights". After flight : "sorry, flights are completed, we cant do anything". Thats 200E overpaid and 50k in airmiles gone.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 Finding out your daughter's no-good work shy waste of skin boyfriend who's supposed to be a "father" to her two little girls while contributing fuck-all to the finances of the family has just taken on a two year £50 a month mobile contract . And breathe . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 To be fair the new iPhone is bloody brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 To be fair the new iPhone is bloody brilliant. Oh....OK then. How silly of me . iPhone or adequately feed/clothe the children....tough decision (although actually it's not an iPhone). Matt and Zoo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 When you eat a hot pizza and the cheese sticks to the roof of your mouth. although you have the bonus of being able to peel a layer of skin off the roof of your mouth, in 1 go depending on how bad you burnt it.... ....everyone else does that, right? Oh....OK then. How silly of me . iPhone or adequately feed/clothe the children....tough decision (although actually it's not an iPhone). Dial it down.... Waaaahaaay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 iPhone or adequately feed/clothe the children....tough decision (although actually it's not an iPhone). Doing my best to lighten the mood but I totally agree with you with what you've said. It's pretty shocking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 Oh Mike, are they engaged? I assume that idea wont get a good reception... Zoo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 Oh Mike, are they engaged? I assume that idea wont get a good reception... I'm venting here....lay off the puns or aisle get annoyed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 I'm venting here....lay off the puns or aisle get annoyed! dont like your tone there Zoo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 Had an email from Ryanair this morning offering me 25% off Hertz car rental if I book before 1st March . Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 Had an email from Ryanair this morning offering me 25% off Hertz car rental if I book before 1st March . Funny you mention Ryanair, I've just been looking at a pilots course. If you book with them I'd be happy to fly you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 Funny you mention Ryanair, I've just been looking at a pilots course. If you book with them I'd be happy to fly you Flew with them once. Never again.....can imagine you at the controls Zoo... "This is your captain speaking, we'll be cruising at 675knots at 33,000 feet over the Bay of Biscay. And for a bonus point, who was runner up in the Screwfix League first division south in 1986?" (Funnier still DK's hand would shoot up with the answer in row 26 ) marcopaulo, Zoo and Matt 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 When you're 3-1 up on PES and you get disconnected from the server. (Happens sometimes when I play FIFA too - bloody annoying!). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonButtle Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 (edited) Chemical burn to the left eye. Have spent most of today in A+E due to me managing to flick the minutest amount of some bacterial disinfectant in my face at work. Big fuss over nothing tbh, but procedure and all that bull. I now have a nice yellow burn stain across the base of my eyeball Edited March 20, 2013 by Simon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 Jesus Simon doesn't sound great, hope your eye gets fixed up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonButtle Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 Jesus Simon doesn't sound great, hope your eye gets fixed up!cheers mate, but honestly its fine now, because i got it seen too quickly the stuff could be washed out,burn stain will be there for a few days. i will go back to work tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 Chemical burn to the left eye. Have spent most of today in A+E due to me managing to flick the minutest amount of some bacterial disinfectant in my face at work. Big fuss over nothing tbh, but procedure and all that bull. I now have a nice yellow burn stain across the base of my eyeball now you have to rearrange your whole weekend outfit :shaking fist: SimonButtle and Lowensda 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 Can anyone explain to me how in the hell the government think it's going to be a popular move to take a penny off a pint of beer? Works out that if you drink to their (ridiculous) "safe units" maximum limit for a year you'll save the magnificent sum of £5.....which won't even be enough to buy a drinkable bottle of wine for the wife because they've whacked the tax up on that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 Eggheads. Why do they have the most tedious, monotonous presenter. Add the smug know-it-all buggers, clearly biased questions, shite prize money and that phrase at the end - "the eggheads doing what comes naturally to them...." - it irritates the life out of me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 my dad was on that a couple months ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter H Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 The constant petty arguments on this board Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 my dad was on that a couple months ago seriously? did he win? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 nah was on his own against the eggheads...got 2/3 right...they got 3/3 but admitted they guessed one too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 nah was on his own against the eggheads...got 2/3 right...they got 3/3 but admitted they guessed one too cool! Unlucky. You remember which one he got wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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