Zoo Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 Snow. I used to love it but now I just can't be arsed with it. It's too cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 "Over fifties life cover" offers through the post . I don't need f'king reminding all the time. Plus the wife creasing up laughing every time Michael Parkinson comes on TV offering us poor geriatrics a free Parker pen "just for applying" . Getting my revenge on these . Have just opened a policy at £5 per month; in ninety days I'll get my free gift (£75 Argos voucher) having paid them £15 max, hopefully £10. Then I'll cancel the policy (in writing using my spanking new Parker pen) . Take that Parky ya bastard . Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 Snow. I used to love it but now I just can't be arsed with it. It's too cold. You wouldn't last five minutes in somewhere like Minnesota. And where's the snow. Said there would be some more but these people couldn't find a hooker in a whorehouse. I like cold however, and winter is my favorite season so making the best of everything and what may come etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 Why do all library workers just stand around like a lot of useless cunts doing nothing. Days work constitutes swtiching off a monitor or closing some blinds or just standing around with their banal mundane and fucking boring conversations. Five fifths of fucking useless, but that's all I have to say on the issue. Zoo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 Why do all library workers just stand around like a lot of useless cunts doing nothing. Days work constitutes swtiching off a monitor or closing some blinds or just standing around with their banal mundane and fucking boring conversations. Five fifths of fucking useless, but that's all I have to say on the issue. 100% agree. pete0 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 five fifths of useless..fuckin love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fearthainn Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 Sounds like the perfect job, minus the turning the monitor off, the closing some blinds, and the standing around. Those are hard work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted February 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 Getting my revenge on these . Have just opened a policy at £5 per month; in ninety days I'll get my free gift (£75 Argos voucher) having paid them £15 max, hopefully £10. Then I'll cancel the policy (in writing using my spanking new Parker pen) . Take that Parky ya bastard . write whilst wearing a parker coat in a park to Parky with your parker.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueBlood81 Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 Getting my revenge on these . Have just opened a policy at £5 per month; in ninety days I'll get my free gift (£75 Argos voucher) having paid them £15 max, hopefully £10. Then I'll cancel the policy (in writing using my spanking new Parker pen) . Take that Parky ya bastard . Funny shit, made my day that cheers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted February 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 fkin gurkins, the Swiss put them on every sandwich and even if the sandwiches are fresh, and the slimey green piece of shit has only been on the bread a few minutes, its taste remains Id like to find the person who decided gurkins in food were a good idea so I could insert many of them into all his orrifices... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Hearing some kid fraternizing with someone he knows in some undisclosed retail store earlier today and stating 'I'm working here now' There's no such thing as fucking 'working' in the store in question. I can't abide people who just stand around all day in jobs or sit around doing nothing. Denaro per niente.. I'd rather put in a days work and earn a damn salary. Can't tolerate people like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted February 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 people who look down on people who swear. Not sure if it was on here or at work, but i dont get the argument against swearing. Zoo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Some people don't like profanities, and some people can't help but use them. Seems an everyday occurence out and about now. Not just restricted to soccer forums or anything else on the net. It's when damn kids use it I don't find acceptable, or those of a certain age who should know better. I blame parents half of the time.. There's a minimum on kids with general courtesy and good behavior now it seems, although doubtless there are a vast number more than I simply envisage, but it's just something that worries, if not makes irritated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted February 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Some people don't like profanities, and some people can't help but use them. Seems an everyday occurence out and about now. Not just restricted to soccer forums or anything else on the net. It's when damn kids use it I don't find acceptable, or those of a certain age who should know better. I blame parents half of the time.. There's a minimum on kids with general courtesy and good behavior now it seems, although doubtless there are a vast number more than I simply envisage, but it's just something that worries, if not makes irritated. not liking them is fair enough, though still not something i understand. theyre just words to me. its people who look down on people who swear (people who look down on anyone else drive me nuts) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 Gareth Southgate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 People named Matt Smith, especially that boring, banal cunt off ITV they have. If he gets the winner in the replay, I'm going offshore Guess it's better than having an Adrian Chiles scoring against you. I don't mind Southgate it has to be said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 I don't mind Southgate it has to be said. There is much worse than him but I just hate when he comes out with bollocks. 'Yeah the goal was probably a foul but it is the FA Cup so you can see why it was given'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 There is much worse than him but I just hate when he comes out with bollocks. 'Yeah the goal was probably a foul but it is the FA Cup so you can see why it was given'. He didn't really say that did he? I turned it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete0 Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 There is much worse than him but I just hate when he comes out with bollocks. 'Yeah the goal was probably a foul but it is the FA Cup so you can see why it was given'. Southgate? 'His chest and upper half are offside, but his feet aren't so I'd give him the benefit of doubt.' Dixon "Yeah, it's all about opinions" No offside's offside, end of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 He didn't really say that did he? I turned it off. Something very similar to that yeah, shocking from a supposed 'pro-pundit'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 Southgate? 'His chest and upper half are offside, but his feet aren't so I'd give him the benefit of doubt.' Dixon "Yeah, it's all about opinions" No offside's offside, end of. The bucktoothed fool does realise you can score a goal with your chest and upper half of your body right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFC-Paul Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 The working week! What bellend/s decided it would be great to work 5 of of 7 days......wanker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 Southgate? 'His chest and upper half are offside, but his feet aren't so I'd give him the benefit of doubt.' Dixon "Yeah, it's all about opinions" No offside's offside, end of. I never quite understood the offside rule and this doesn't make it any clearer. That was some crazy analysis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 Jehovah's Witnesses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 Jehovah's Witnesses. Just answer the door and say, "Hey guys, I'm Jehovah! How are we doing?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 i just waste their time if i've got some time to spare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 i just waste their time if i've got some time to spare Do expand... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 invite them in..talk to them for a bit..then say i'm not interested now fuck off..they don't often come back Zoo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fearthainn Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 Hahaha we have a big gate at our house in Portugal so we'd just talk to them through the gate and without inviting them in and after 5 mins say we're not interested as well. Slightly more cruel but equally effective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted February 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 Theyre great fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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