Matt Posted April 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 That twat in the "Go Compare" advert, would love to despatch a swift headbutt to his nose and shut him the fook up. well-fookin-said! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 The Wonga fella deserves that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 which wonga one we on about? the lad that says it in the mobile advert where you have that tasty blonde at the end? or the one who has half a bear cos he's a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 It's more the radio advert tbh, "Wonga, Wonga, Wonga...". Just fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Have you had an accident at work? No I haven't and if I did I wouldn't speak to you. Shithead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted April 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Have you had an accident at work? No I haven't and if I did I wouldn't speak to you. Shithead! I always liked responding to that by saying "no, but if you carry on you will" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 those religious types annoy me.."have you been saved yet?" fuck...off...saw this on net once and used it myself..said to them yeah i saved at the last checkpoint and can reload from there if i die ahh man it was the funniest thing ever..i love the internet it can make you so witty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 the Gillett "WOO" guy needs to do one, the only person who has the right to shout the word woo like that is Ric Flair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted April 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 everything Take it life is spiffing then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 haha life is great man..just had a bad week..been stressful and shit..off this weekend though and spendin it with the mrs so that should cheer me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Toothache . (I'd be asleep otherwise ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted April 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 smoking... Really wish i didnt or rather, I wish I had the will power to stop. Only smoke when other smokers are around and ive got a beer but thats been quite frequent last couple of weeks, feel like shite! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Gave up smoking ten years ago this June (on Josh's fifth birthday when the docs thought he had asthma). Still want one every so often . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonButtle Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 the fucking postal service, i keep sending job apps off and they are not getting there becuase they go missing in the post, my dad had some stuff go missing aswell, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 the post are a fuckin joke..sometimes havin to wait til 3pm til he comes round our way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 (sorry mike) just heard big brother is comin back :angry: :angry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead1 Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 (edited) the fucking postal service, i keep sending job apps off and they are not getting there becuase they go missing in the post, my dad had some stuff go missing aswell, A lad i know works in the sorting office in Warrington i'l give him a slap from you if you like? Did aaron mention Ric Flair earlier on? Is he not dead yet? My eldest lad watched that wwe steroid fest 10 years ago and he was like 120 yrs old then! So i suppose dicks who cant let go grind my gears. Edited April 9, 2011 by smeghead1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 David Cameron making a speech on immigration later today....forget the rights and wrongs of it...but the fact that he's released the details already so everybody knows what he's going to say. Not just this one but every political speech now is given to the press as a transcript hours in advance...so what the fuck's the point in making the speech if everyone already knows what's in it ? Pisses me right off :shaking fist: . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 And another thing... Was out in the car yesterday and a stone hit the windscreen....lucky that didn't cause any damage I thought. Out today....another stone hit (no resurfacing going on....just coincidence) and caused a chip. Damn I thought, but no worries I'm fully comp so a repair is free. Twenty miles later coming off the M5 at Taunton another 'king stone hit in virtually the same place as the earlier one....cue six inch crack and £75 bill . I'd just got a £50 cheque from the inlaws to buy myself a birthday present as well . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 My old postman was great, post t 8am. He retired. The new one.. lucky I get it before 2pm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Toothache . (I'd be asleep otherwise ) The dentist....9.30 tomorrow . But it needs to be done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 It will be OK Mike they have all kinds of new things these days. Just stare down the assistant's cleavage and it will be done before you know it. Unless of course it is a big fat bloke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 It will be OK Mike they have all kinds of new things these days. Just stare down the assistant's cleavage and it will be done before you know it. Unless of course it is a big fat bloke. I know mate...on the pretty rare occasions I've been in the last 20 odd years it's been fine....but the mental scars inflicted by '60s unanesthatized dentistry at the hands of a butcher are deep . Not to mention the fact that the guy in question was a scout leader later jailed as a paedophile . Teeth are in surprisingly good shape considering I've not been for ten years...need three taking out but that's about it. And the dentist was eye candy enough....very cute, didn't really notice her assistant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted April 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 I know mate...on the pretty rare occasions I've been in the last 20 odd years it's been fine....but the mental scars inflicted by '60s unanesthatized dentistry at the hands of a butcher are deep . Not to mention the fact that the guy in question was a scout leader later jailed as a paedophile . Teeth are in surprisingly good shape considering I've not been for ten years...need three taking out but that's about it. And the dentist was eye candy enough....very cute, didn't really notice her assistant. That happened to my scout leader 2 weeks after I moved house and the scouts, was very unnerving... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted April 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 Sam Allerdyce. Who the hell gave him a contract as an expert pundit.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead1 Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 That happened to my scout leader 2 weeks after I moved house and the scouts, was very unnerving... I never joined the scouts and always thought i missed out, fucking glad i didnt now!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead1 Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 Sam Allerdyce. Who the hell gave him a contract as an expert pundit.... Haha he was on talk sport yesterday with Andy Gray spouting that he couldnt get a job in management now all down to the long ball quote made by Wenger! Whining twat at least he was given a chance to do it, who has that opportunity ungrateful prick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted April 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 Haha he was on talk sport yesterday with Andy Gray spouting that he couldnt get a job in management now all down to the long ball quote made by Wenger! Whining twat at least he was given a chance to do it, who has that opportunity ungrateful prick! what pissed me off (this time, ive always hated him) was the fact that he said there was minimal contact for Newcastles penalty shout - which was a pen in my eyes, takes the leading foot out, albeit accidently - and then says the Hernandez claim was a definite pen despite there being no contact. Comments on both pens made after 5+ replays. The man is an idiot and I pray that if Moyes does leave us in the next few years, that prat is managing elsewhere, preferably abroad. Id have serious problems with him taking over.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 he's a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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