Sickboy Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Just recieved the shocking & depressing news that my 11 year old brother who i have been taking to Goodison since he was 4 is now a liverpool fan. I only went to greece for 2 weeks & suddenly he has a gerrard shirt. Suggestions people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Murder the turncoat only messing. Theres nothing you can do mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueBlue Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Buy him a new Everton top with Cahill on the back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callan Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Buy him the new Everton shirt with cahill/Johnson/beattie or whoever his fave player is on the back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 need to indoctrinate him. make the bugger watch Everton vids and play our famous songs in his ear every godamn day and night. but a blue turned red is the worst of the sins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 What about a red turned blue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adams Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Bribe him all you can, tell him everything good about the club buy him a shirt and take him on a game, if that dosnt work then your screwed p.s say Gerrard is a bag of poo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 that is compared to a hithen turned christian you are spiritually healed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callan Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Who bought him the gerrard shirt <_< think they need a good talking to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adams Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Buy him the new shirt with his own name on the back. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Tell him Santa does not visit Liverpool supporters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 that is compared to a hithen turned christian you are spiritually healed 32741[/snapback] Well i was a red when i was younger, but thankfully i came to my senses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 yeh you made the right choice. well done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Make his life a living hell, if only for payback for all those trip to Goodison and the cost. I would seriously consider dis-owning him and never speaking to him again, then every time he speaks to you say "SHUT UP RS" He'll soon learn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heh Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 What about a red turned blue? 32738[/snapback] Only happens in freezing temperatures. The boy did what was best for him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUE-TAC Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 Disown him, cut off all ties, deny all knowledge of his existence Write grafitti all over town slurring his once good name Tell your family he's gone to live far away (but secretly lock him in your loft/shed-either is acceptable) And only accept his apologies when he sits down to watch the derby and cheers the right f**kin team! That's just what i'd do anyway, hope this has helped! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 Burn His Liverpool Shirt!?!??!?! Then buy the new Everton Kit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevO Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 burn his liverpool shirt while he wears it! then get him an Everton shirt to cover up the scars! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 burn his liverpool shirt while he wears it!then get him an Everton shirt to cover up the scars! 33011[/snapback] Thats a bit cruel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevO Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 Thats a bit cruel 33015[/snapback] how is that cruel? he's a turn coat, the worst kind of RS BURN HIM!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead1 Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 Just recieved the shocking & depressing news that my 11 year old brother who i have been taking to Goodison since he was 4 is now a liverpool fan. I only went to greece for 2 weeks & suddenly he has a gerrard shirt.Suggestions people? 32721[/snapback] How woul;d he feel if you burn't it one night while he was in bed and replaced it with an AJ shirt?? Ive had the same problems with my cousin, what i did was take me sister (his mam) to Goodison for the Blackburn game, he now has no choice but to support them as my sister is now hooked herself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomness Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 Make him watch every single hour of chucklevision that has ever been broadcasted. then when he questions why, snarl "YOU SAID YOU LIKED RUSH AND ALDRIDGE, SO YOUR GETTING RUSH AND ALDRIDGE" Then when he starts to cry. "YOU LIKE RONNIE WHELAN?" if he nods get out a ghostbusters DVD and go the scene with popum Fresh. If he's still a liverpool fan make him listen to Jim beglin moaning on about nothing on itv and tell him he "has to call him a legend now he's a liverpool fan" if he doesnt budge then the next derby victory, make his life hell. if that fails, ahh well you tried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatboyquim Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 Tell him you will give him £20 a week if he supports Everton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xsaint Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 Tell him that all his cartoon characters are secret Everton supporters. Tell him even transformers have a Everton fan club in ultraspace.....or u may try telling him,his teacher might give him lesser homework cause he is an Evertonian! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 Seek the Medical advice. The Lad is obviously not well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ola Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 Seek the Medical advice.The Lad is obviously not well. 33079[/snapback] why would anybody not want to support Everton i carnt comprehend what your saying , i dont feel well now do you have a chainsaw handy i can lend you 1 iff needbe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecadet Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 Put him up for adoption or sell him on e-bay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas.Toffee Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 Sickboy, buy him a new Everton shirt, (doesn't matter what number or name!) If that fails let me know, I can shoot people for a living (police officer) I know he is your brother but we cannot let him be influenced by the dark side of the force! I'll just knick him on the first shot, if that don't work then we'll send Big Dunc around as he has nothing to do at the moment!! God speed my BLUE friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 Sickboy, buy him a new Everton shirt, (doesn't matter what number or name!) If that fails let me know, I can shoot people for a living (police officer) I know he is your brother but we cannot let him be influenced by the dark side of the force! I'll just knick him on the first shot, if that don't work then we'll send Big Dunc around as he has nothing to do at the moment!! God speed my BLUE friend. 33211[/snapback] You have a twitchy trigger finger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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