Problems!

[john_webby 0]

everytime i have posted a few times its telling me to many sign in's or some thing will let you know the actual thing it says when it happens again anyone else having same problem???????????

 

 

this is what it says

 

 

IPB WARNING [2] mysql_connect(): Too many connections (Line: 120 of /ips_kernel/class_db_mysql.php)

 

 

 

There appears to be an error with the database.

You can try to refresh the page by clicking here.

 

Error Returned

 

 

mySQL error: Too many connections

mySQL error code:

Date: Thursday 06th of July 2006 08:45:42 PM

 

We apologise for any inconvenience

[Louis 826]

It seems alright now?

 

I think it just meant the mysql database was too busy (too many on forum hopefully!).

[john_webby 0]

sorry mate still going on

 

hope it is all the peepscomin on more than welcome but let me in lol

[Romey 1878 10,649]

I keep getting it aswell, its doing my head in

[Cloud 1]

I keep getting it aswell, its doing my head in

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Yeh i got it just then......... <_<

[MikeO 10,984]

..and again!

[Louis 826]

seems odd.. is this when you login?

[Romey 1878 10,649]

seems odd.. is this when you login?

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Nope, sometimes its when ive replied to a topic or just when im going from one thread to another. It can happen any time.

[MikeO 10,984]

Nope, sometimes its when ive replied to a topic or just when im going from one thread to another. It can happen any time.

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Same here.

[Mac 0]

Nope, sometimes its when ive replied to a topic or just when im going from one thread to another. It can happen any time.

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Me too, a bit irritating, but I can live with it.

 

ATB

 

Mac

[scouse 50]

Think its Xavier monitoring your posts guys haha

[Ian 3]

Doesnt happen to me

[Zed 1]

Its actually the newest predictive cyber perseptive tracking software. So, if your about to make a shit post is happens then to stop and make you think

 

Strangley, it never happens to me

[Romey 1878 10,649]

Its stopped happening for me now anyway

[Tara Mac 0]

Happens to mac all the time, very funny, maybe its all the crap posts. Dont cyber me spuddy, i'll hold back the good stuff.

 

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[fcssl 0]

Sometimes happens on my own forum.

 

I believe it is not so much as a problem with people logging onto this specific website, but the server, which may hold thousands of other forums and websites.

 

It is frustrating though...and also keeps happening to me on here, but rest assured, this site is better than all the other EFC forums around.

 

[Mac 0]

Cloud has kindly made me a banner for my sig, please help, how do I get it on.

 

ATB

 

Mac (techno f*ckwit)

[Pat 0]

mac you will firstly need to upload the pic on to the web...get an imageshack free account or something akin.

 

You can then upload the pic from your pc to the web

 

Then take the pic's addy....Itll look sumfin like this ( http://www.toffeetalk.com/style_images/tof...alk/banner.jpg)

 

( I cheat & right click/properties over uploaded pic & shade over addy/copy) & stick ( paste) it in IMG tags in your TT "Mycontrols " /edit sig section.

 

That is pretty much the ruff end of the stick Mate any dramas gives a yell.

 

( to make easier if ya want Ive an imageshack & others a/c so if you arent quite sure you could email me your sig, ill upload it to web then give you the addy details etc ya need to display ya sig here etc..just a thought)

 

Best of luck to ya, dont be affraid to holla............

[Mac 0]

Sorted thanks Pat, between you and Fishman you helped a poor f*ckwit. Cheers mate.

 

ATB

 

Mac

[johnh 1,700]

What is a tad annoying is when you select a thread and it puts you in four or five pages back from the latest.  If you don't notice then you are trawling through old posts until you realise from the content or spot the date.  In any event, it appears to put you one page back more often than the latest page.

[MikeO 10,984]

4 hours ago, johnh said:

What is a tad annoying is when you select a thread and it puts you in four or five pages back from the latest.  If you don't notice then you are trawling through old posts until you realise from the content or spot the date.  In any event, it appears to put you one page back more often than the latest page.

Not quite understanding John, not come across that, has anyone else?

[rubecula 902]

1. I have once or twce

[Sir McGiven 237]

When you click on the thread's name, it takes you to the last read post. If you want to go to a specific page or last page, you need to click on the page number.

 

If it is not the case, maybe there is a bug somewhere.

[johnh 1,700]

Just been in to Niasse thread.   It put me in at the beginning of page 32, last page is 33.

[markjazzbassist 2,319]

34 minutes ago, johnh said:

Just been in to Niasse thread.   It put me in at the beginning of page 32, last page is 33.

Yes it places you at the last post you made or the first NEW post by any user.  So if I post in Richarlison thread and then close the app and 10 people post, it opens at that first new post so I can read everything new in chronological order.  Otherwise I’d have to go back a page every time I open a thread.

 

make sense?

[johnh 1,700]

19 hours ago, markjazzbassist said:

Yes it places you at the last post you made or the first NEW post by any user.  So if I post in Richarlison thread and then close the app and 10 people post, it opens at that first new post so I can read everything new in chronological order.  Otherwise I’d have to go back a page every time I open a thread.

 

make sense?

I have checked  back to page 31 and I never posted in the Niasse thread.  The second point therefore doesn't apply.

[Bill 1,140]

You dont necessarily need to have posted John, you just need to have read the thread, the next time you click on the thread it will take you to where you stopped reading, so you will see all the posts that have been posted since your last visit.

If your visit was a long time ago there might be several pages of new posts so it would take you back.

That's the only reason I can see that might be the cause, I've never encountered any problem. .😶

[johnh 1,700]

7 hours ago, Bill said:

You dont necessarily need to have posted John, you just need to have read the thread, the next time you click on the thread it will take you to where you stopped reading, so you will see all the posts that have been posted since your last visit.

If your visit was a long time ago there might be several pages of new posts so it would take you back.

That's the only reason I can see that might be the cause, I've never encountered any problem. .😶

Thanks Bill, I will watch out for that in the future.

[markjazzbassist 2,319]

Thanks bill that’s what I meant to say but I’ve never been great with words (just ask my wife lol).

 

 

[johnh 1,700]

Sorry to keep raising problems but when I click on the smiley face (in the heading) to bring up the emojis, sometimes I get a single line of 'quality' emojis and sometimes I get a matrix of not particularly good quality emojis.  How do I ensure that I get the good quality ones?

[Bill 1,140]

Is this when you post John 👍  👄 💋👎i can get this sort on my tablet.😀

[MikeO 10,984]

45 minutes ago, johnh said:

Sorry to keep raising problems but when I click on the smiley face (in the heading) to bring up the emojis, sometimes I get a single line of 'quality' emojis and sometimes I get a matrix of not particularly good quality emojis.  How do I ensure that I get the good quality ones?

You should get the following John, at the top you'll be given the option to use the ones you've used most recently or you can click on the drop down menu next to "categories" and you'll get more options. To see the ones we've always had click on "emoticons" at the bottom of the list.

 

[johnh 1,700]

Thanks Mike.

[MikeO 10,984]

1 hour ago, johnh said:

Thanks Mike.

No problem, and no need to apologise.

[Matt 6,337]

I’m sat infront of Strasbourg cathedral with a beer and there’s a storm coming over. Wondering if I just get wet or relocate....

[Matt 6,337]

This “isn’t” autocorrect is driving me nuts. @Louis, @MikeO - can’t we set a rule to replace words with another? I.e. if isn’t turns up with 1-4 T’s after it, it’s automatically replaced with isn’t? 

[MikeO 10,984]

6 minutes ago, Matt said:

This “isn’t” autocorrect is driving me nuts. @Louis, @MikeO - can’t we set a rule to replace words with another? I.e. if isn’t turns up with 1-4 T’s after it, it’s automatically replaced with isn’t? 

I'll investigate tomorrow Matt, overdone the sun and the Metaxa today so I'm quite likely to delete the entire site if I go into the admin panel tonight. Josh's fault, he flew out yesterday and is leading me astray. Honest.

[rubecula 902]

mike  josh  sounds like a good kid  yu should be ashamed of blaming him for the trouble you are causing  lol lol

 

[MikeO 10,984]

15 hours ago, Matt said:

This “isn’t” autocorrect is driving me nuts. @Louis, @MikeO - can’t we set a rule to replace words with another? I.e. if isn’t turns up with 1-4 T’s after it, it’s automatically replaced with isn’t? 

Test isn't. Seems to have worked.

[Matt 6,337]

37 minutes ago, MikeO said:

Test isn't. Seems to have worked.

Isn’t it me to test? 

Edit: just checking

[Matt 6,337]

Awesome! 

Can we do the same for the word Gana and Lukaku? :P 

[rubecula 902]

On 14/06/2019 at 09:23, Matt said:

Awesome! 

Can we do the same for the word Gana and Lukaku?

🙏

 

 

[Palfy 1,695]

I can not see or access the Marco Silva thread. 
I can see in the title General Everton Discussion that someone has recently made a post, but when I open the title my Marco Silva thread is not there. 
Does anyone have a clue as to what the problem might be, or should I just count myself lucky 🍀 

[Palfy 1,695]

24 minutes ago, Palfy said:

I can not see or access the Marco Silva thread. 
I can see in the title General Everton Discussion that someone has recently made a post, but when I open the title my Marco Silva thread is not there. 
Does anyone have a clue as to what the problem might be, or should I just count myself lucky 🍀 

Please ignore my problem which was of my own making I have It sorted. 
But I would like to thank you all for rushing to my aid in my hour of need? Wankers 😂😂😂

[Romey 1878 10,649]

I've had that happen to me a few times and then it just seems to fix itself.

[rubecula 902]

Just relax and have  beer you whinging tosspot 

[Palfy 1,695]

3 hours ago, rubecula said:

Just relax and have  beer you whinging tosspot 

😂 thanks rubes you’re so understanding 🍺😀

[rubecula 902]

On 28/10/2019 at 19:55, Palfy said:

😂 thanks rubes you’re so understanding 🍺😀

Fer fucks sake man  keep it to yerself  I don't want Mike or Matt to think I am getting soft

[Palfy 1,695]

4 minutes ago, rubecula said:

Fer fucks sake man  keep it to yerself  I don't want Mike or Matt to think I am getting soft

🤐

[rubecula 902]

Just now, Palfy said:

🤐

  go on you know you want to  lol

 

[Matt 6,337]

18 hours ago, rubecula said:

Fer fucks sake man  keep it to yerself  I don't want Mike or Matt to think I am getting soft

Does that mean you’ve been hard all these years on TT? 

that makes me uncomfortable...

[barryj 619]

Why can’t I edit posts anymore? It might be a time thing though as I posted yesterday (in the heat of the moment). I read it back today and saw some typos and and grammatical mistakes. I know you’d @MikeO would be equally annoyed (although I doubt you’d of made them in the first place 😉)

[MikeO 10,984]

53 minutes ago, barryj said:

Why can’t I edit posts anymore? It might be a time thing though as I posted yesterday (in the heat of the moment). I read it back today and saw some typos and and grammatical mistakes. I know you’d @MikeO would be equally annoyed (although I doubt you’d of made them in the first place 😉)

We decided a while back to change the settings so that posts could be edited for typos etc. for up to five minutes after the post is first made and then the edit function would disable itself. We can increase the "window" if people would like, always open to ideas/suggestions.

[barryj 619]

8 hours ago, MikeO said:

We decided a while back to change the settings so that posts could be edited for typos etc. for up to five minutes after the post is first made and then the edit function would disable itself. We can increase the "window" if people would like, always open to ideas/suggestions.

I’d appreciate that as I often rant then read back the next day and think ‘what is that garbled mess I wrote’ 😂 Also not helped as I only post on my phone which loves a poor choice of auto correct / predict. 

If it doesn't happen I won’t lose sleep over it though. 

[MikeO 10,984]

15 hours ago, barryj said:

I’d appreciate that as I often rant then read back the next day and think ‘what is that garbled mess I wrote’ 😂 Also not helped as I only post on my phone which loves a poor choice of auto correct / predict. 

If it doesn't happen I won’t lose sleep over it though. 

Extended time available to edit to 48 hours, anyone who wants to change things after that amount of time needs to seek help! 

[Palfy 1,695]

On 05/11/2019 at 15:17, MikeO said:

Extended time available to edit to 48 hours, anyone who wants to change things after that amount of time needs to seek help! 

Help!

[MikeO 10,984]

18 minutes ago, Palfy said:

Help!

You're beyond help Palf mate, sorry.

[Palfy 1,695]

54 minutes ago, MikeO said:

You're beyond help Palf mate, sorry.

😂

[barryj 619]

On 05/11/2019 at 15:17, MikeO said:

Extended time available to edit to 48 hours, anyone who wants to change things after that amount of time needs to seek help! 

Thanks! If I’ve not spotted my grammatical errors within 2 days there’s no hope for me.