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This was posted on the Official Facebook page;

 

I got a ticket to the Merseyside derby at Goodison Park last season but it had an obstructed view.

Luckily, I spotted some old bloke sat further who had a cracking empty seat next to him. I went over and said, "Alright there la, is this
seat taken?"

He said, "No mate, be my guest."

I said, "That's great, cheers. As I sat down I said to him, "This is incredible, who in their right mind would give up a cracking seat like this on derby day? They must be bonkers!"

He turned to me and said, "Well actually the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me but she passed away. This is the first Everton game we haven't been to together since we got married back in the 60s."

"That's terrible," I replied. "But you couldn't you have found someone else to use it? A brother? Mate? Or even a neighbour?"

He just shook his head and said, "They're all at the funeral."

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