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I got a ticket to the Merseyside derby at Goodison Park last season but it had an obstructed view.

Luckily, I spotted some old bloke sat further who had a cracking empty seat next to him. I went over and said, "Alright there la, is this
seat taken?"

He said, "No mate, be my guest."

I said, "That's great, cheers. As I sat down I said to him, "This is incredible, who in their right mind would give up a cracking seat like this on derby day? They must be bonkers!"

He turned to me and said, "Well actually the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me but she passed away. This is the first Everton game we haven't been to together since we got married back in the 60s."

"That's terrible," I replied. "But you couldn't you have found someone else to use it? A brother? Mate? Or even a neighbour?"

He just shook his head and said, "They're all at the funeral."

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15 minutes ago, Sir McGiven said:

For those who don't know how to make it bigger, right click on the picture, "open it in a new tab" and then zoom in.

I can't read it even on maximum (500%) zoom:huh:.

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7 hours ago, pete0 said:

More like 60+ brexit voters. Millennial get so much stick yet are expected to work for buttons and deal with higher living costs. 

Don’t complain about your lot all the time, and just make sure you look after my generation. 

It’s your duty ✌️

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2 hours ago, Palfy said:

Don’t complain about your lot all the time, and just make sure you look after my generation. 

It’s your duty ✌️

You'll be lucky to get a pension as half my generation are paid that little they don't pay any tax. 

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