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Is it just me or are the vast majority of them annoying as fuck? Vacuous tarts who are more interested in celebrity magazines and their appearance than anything that really matters?

 

If it wasn't for the hole between their legs would any of us even talk to them?

 

I doubt I will be labeled a misogynist on a 99% male forum.

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Is it just me or are the vast majority of them annoying as fuck? Vacuous tarts who are more interested in celebrity magazines and their appearance than anything that really matters?

 

If it wasn't for the hole between their legs would any of us even talk to them?

 

I doubt I will be labeled a misogynist on a 99% male forum.

 

You can talk to them :huh:?

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You can talk to them :huh:?

 

Yeah, but I wouldn't recommend it for the most part.

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No, i have to say i agree with 100% of that, i find the majority of them boring as fuck.

 

Aye, there's something wrong with them, seriously. Many of them seem to hate men too.

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Is it just me or are the vast majority of them annoying as fuck? Vacuous tarts who are more interested in celebrity magazines and their appearance than anything that really matters?

 

If it wasn't for the hole between their legs would any of us even talk to them?

 

I doubt I will be labeled a misogynist on a 99% male forum.

 

Nope, you're a misogynist.

 

 

 

Aye, there's something wrong with them, seriously. Many of them seem to hate men too.

 

And, after making a thread about how you hate women, clearly unable to recognise irony either.

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If you find the right one then there are no problems. I'd say 75% of the ones out there at the moment are tools though. It seems to be fashionable to be stupid & slutty.

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Nope, you're a misogynist.

 

 

 

 

And, after making a thread about how you hate women, clearly unable to recognise irony either.

 

 

Actually, my hatred of women is mainly a response to their hatred of men.

 

I'm not sure I should really be taking advice from someone who calls the unemployed 'spongers' while glorifying the monarchy. How's that for recognising irony? You fucking clueless bell.

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That ignorant, moronic post of yours in the monarchy thread was one of the biggest car-wrecks I have ever seen in my life :rofl: Practically every point was pure unadulterated bollocks, which is some accomplishment.

 

Do you read the Daily Mail perchance? Don't get cheeky with me when your arguments have more holes than an Amsterdam brothel, ya jumped up wee prick.

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I enjoy making multiple posts. It should be clear that I'm aware of the edit facility given that underneath both posts above it says 'edited by Nikica...' and they were both edited before you posted.

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Hmmm ..........

 

Probably not the best opening post I've ever read, in terms of tact, even if I can laugh at the concept. Sometimes we are engrossed in our discussion and don't always see the shadow that is the ... by your own words ... "Vacuous tarts" ... stood behind us, so for the benefit of my own safety, I hereby declare total none agreement with any anti-women comments in this thread. B)

 

Being the proud father of such 'Vacuous tarts' too (not my own opinion dear :huh: ) I have to be doubly careful, but gladly I can now read the thread knowing that I am above such degradation of the opposite sex. :)

 

Let's possibly compare the average day of both sexes.

 

Women:

 

Wake up in the morning (and during the night if feeding young ones).

Walk past the mirror and notice how much they sacrificed their perfect bodies to have 'our' children.

Wake the kids up / wash the kids / feed the kids / take the kids to school etc etc

Upon return, wash the dishes, hoover, sort out any dirty clothes, clean house.

Feed pets.

Peg washing out.

Dry dishes, and put away dishes.

Iron everybody's clothes, and hang said clothes in wardrobes.

Go to supermarket and buy food and household items.

Pay the bills etc while out.

Get home and put away said items.

Go out again and pick kids up.

Come home and feed kids.

Prepare food for evening meal.

Cook said evening meal.

Wash dishes from evening meal.

Feed pets again.

Have a quick shower or bath so they smell nice 'for us'.

Do their hair and make up so they look pretty 'for us'.

Put on something nice so they look pretty 'for us'.

Put kids to bed.

Put tv on.

Fall asleep exhausted.

Not to mention holding down their own jobs.

 

Men:

 

Wake up with erection

Admire said erection

Fondle said erection

Fart

Get up and go for piss

Walk down bollock naked and ask woman if they have clean socks.

Sip from brew prepared ready by woman

Open fridge

Close fridge because too lazy to eat and wait for woman to cook

Get dressed in nice ironed clothes

Go to pub

Get pissed

Eat kebab

Come home early hours.

Wake up exhausted woman

Ask exhausted woman for blow job

Fall asleep during said blowjob from exhausted woman

Fart

 

But thank God they have a hole :leggit:

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Now now avinalaff, there's no need to display such misandry just to show that you have no problem with women.

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Hmmm ..........

 

Probably not the best opening post I've ever read, in terms of tact, even if I can laugh at the concept. Sometimes we are engrossed in our discussion and don't always see the shadow that is the ... by your own words ... "Vacuous tarts" ... stood behind us, so for the benefit of my own safety, I hereby declare total none agreement with any anti-women comments in this thread. B)

 

Being the proud father of such 'Vacuous tarts' too (not my own opinion dear :huh: ) I have to be doubly careful, but gladly I can now read the thread knowing that I am above such degradation of the opposite sex. :)

 

Let's possibly compare the average day of both sexes.

 

Women:

 

Wake up in the morning (and during the night if feeding young ones).

Walk past the mirror and notice how much they sacrificed their perfect bodies to have 'our' children.

Wake the kids up / wash the kids / feed the kids / take the kids to school etc etc

Upon return, wash the dishes, hoover, sort out any dirty clothes, clean house.

Feed pets.

Peg washing out.

Dry dishes, and put away dishes.

Iron everybody's clothes, and hang said clothes in wardrobes.

Go to supermarket and buy food and household items.

Pay the bills etc while out.

Get home and put away said items.

Go out again and pick kids up.

Come home and feed kids.

Prepare food for evening meal.

Cook said evening meal.

Wash dishes from evening meal.

Feed pets again.

Have a quick shower or bath so they smell nice 'for us'.

Do their hair and make up so they look pretty 'for us'.

Put on something nice so they look pretty 'for us'.

Put kids to bed.

Put tv on.

Fall asleep exhausted.

Not to mention holding down their own jobs.

 

Men:

 

Wake up with erection

Admire said erection

Fondle said erection

Fart

Get up and go for piss

Walk down bollock naked and ask woman if they have clean socks.

Sip from brew prepared ready by woman

Open fridge

Close fridge because too lazy to eat and wait for woman to cook

Get dressed in nice ironed clothes

Go to pub

Get pissed

Eat kebab

Come home early hours.

Wake up exhausted woman

Ask exhausted woman for blow job

Fall asleep during said blowjob from exhausted woman

Fart

 

But thank God they have a hole :leggit:

 

* Googles "misandry" (well, asks wife to do it~) :P

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You shouln't have to 'ask'. Just get her telt - she should be obedient like that.

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I enjoy making multiple posts. It should be clear that I'm aware of the edit facility given that underneath both posts above it says 'edited by Nikica...' and they were both edited before you posted.

 

Multiple posts clog the forum mate, just edit your own and add all you want to say there :).

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Multiple posts clog the forum mate, just edit your own and add all you want to say there :).

 

ok

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Yeah, do as you're told Nikica. ;)

 

Zoo isn't a female so it doesn't count. I don't mind being subordinate to members of my own gender...sometimes.

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I mean, there's simply a lot about them that I don't like or 'get'...

 

I don't understand why they find fame, money and status to be a major aphrodisiac, when I don't;

 

I don't understand why they're obsessed with fashion, when I'm not;

 

I don't understand why many of them hate football, when I love it;

 

I don't understand why many of them require an 'emotional connection' to have sex, when I don't;

 

I don't understand why they think cartoons and gaming are for kids, when I know they're not;

 

I don't understand why they need the place to be pristine and spotless, when I'm happy as long as it's relatively tidy;

 

I don't understand why they're obsessed with kids, when I'm not;

 

I don't understand why they value marriage as an institution, when I detest it;;

 

I don't understand why they spend 1000s of pounds a year to not look any sexier, when I wouldn't;

 

I don't understand why their cunts still smell of fish despite the fact they wash them regularly.

 

 

 

Basically, there's a lot about them that I don't get. But perhaps I'm just a narcissist who is suspicious of anyone who doesn't like the things he does? Maybe.

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'Women, as some witty Frenchman once put it, inspire us with the desire to do masterpieces, and always prevent us from carrying them out.' (Oscar Wilde)

 

I have, unfortunately, found that to be true.

 

As I have this:

 

'All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.' (Ibid)

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'Women, as some witty Frenchman once put it, inspire us with the desire to do masterpieces, and always prevent us from carrying them out.' (Oscar Wilde)

 

I have, unfortunately, found that to be true.

 

As I have this:

 

'All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.' (Ibid)

 

Great post George.

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I'm not sure I should really be taking advice from someone who calls the unemployed 'spongers' while glorifying the monarchy. How's that for recognising irony? You fucking clueless bell.

 

Think you're confusing Ian C with someone else, he had a well constructed argument in the monarchy thread that finished...

 

Philosophically I disagree with monarchy in the hereditary sense, it is elitist and anathema to a equal, democratic state. But speaking pragmatically, the monarchy's benefits to Britain far outweigh its negatives.

 

Also I'm 99.99% certain that he's not the sort of guy who'd call the unemployed spongers....described himself as a "socialist" in the same post, and that's how I've always thought of him. Be amazed if you can find the quote.

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Think you're confusing Ian C with someone else, he had a well constructed argument in the monarchy thread that finished...

 

 

Also I'm 99.99% certain that he's not the sort of guy who'd call the unemployed spongers....described himself as a "socialist" in the same post, and that's how I've always thought of him. Be amazed if you can find the quote.

 

I detect a possible reactor melt down in the relationship sector given the .am timing of some of Nicika's posts followed by the women thread. :lol:

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Think you're confusing Ian C with someone else, he had a well constructed argument in the monarchy thread that finished...

 

 

Also I'm 99.99% certain that he's not the sort of guy who'd call the unemployed spongers....described himself as a "socialist" in the same post, and that's how I've always thought of him. Be amazed if you can find the quote.

 

I confused him momentarily with the other guy.

 

However, I read his post, and it was full of holes and fallacies. It might have been 'well constructed' but it certainly wasn't accurate. I could write a dissertation in refuting his 'points' but I reckon it'd just be easier to post it on republic.org and let them tear it apart. After all, I'm somewhat of a dormant/semi-regular republican whereas they dedicate their lives to the movement.

 

All his stuff about tourism, them costing '70p' (or whatever) and other assorted nonsense was too nonsensical for words...I mixed him up in terms of calling the unemployed 'spongers' but it was indeed his post I was referring to when I said 'car wreck'.

 

oh, and the bit you qouted was the only thing he got right (other than the last sentence).

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I detect a possible reactor melt down in the relationship sector given the .am timing of some of Nicika's posts followed by the women thread. :lol:

 

:dry::lol:

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Never had much luck with women. Divorced twice, not too mention other mishaps and issues along the way in other relationships but they're not all bad. Some are efficient, some are very businesslike, some are competent, others are just five fifths of useless, with vaginas resembling wizards sleeves and brains the size of a five pence piece - they invariably end up 'working' for the BBC or ITV, or some other boring sub-standard piece of shit TV stations. Add to that, weather forecasters. Horrible snide individuals.

 

I got no real issue with women in the true sense, it's just that there's this minority that really irritate, or are so fucking useless you can't quite find the one suitable response.

 

May get back to this another time

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Never had much luck with women. Divorced twice, not too mention other mishaps and issues along the way in other relationships but they're not all bad. Some are efficient, some are very businesslike, some are competent, others are just five fifths of useless, with vaginas resembling wizards sleeves and brains the size of a five pence piece - they invariably end up 'working' for the BBC or ITV, or some other boring sub-standard piece of shit TV stations. Add to that, weather forecasters. Horrible snide individuals.

 

I got no real issue with women in the true sense, it's just that there's this minority that really irritate, or are so fucking useless you can't quite find the one suitable response.

 

May get back to this another time

 

I love this guy :rofl:

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That ignorant, moronic post of yours in the monarchy thread was one of the biggest car-wrecks I have ever seen in my life :rofl: Practically every point was pure unadulterated bollocks, which is some accomplishment.

 

Do you read the Daily Mail perchance? Don't get cheeky with me when your arguments have more holes than an Amsterdam brothel, ya jumped up wee prick.

 

:lol:

 

Card-carrying member of the Irish Labour Party, thank you very much.

 

 

The idea that having had bad experiences with some people who happen to be women can lead you to 'hate' women (and not just those particular women, but all women) is a bit, strange, isn't it? And you don't find the idea that you can 'hate' women and not be a misogynist to be odd?

 

What if you had bad experiences with some people who happened to be black? Would you hate all black people? Would you make threads online about how you hate black people? Could you somehow reconcile that with not being a racist, too?

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:lol:

 

Card-carrying member of the Irish Labour Party, thank you very much.

 

 

The idea that having had bad experiences with some people who happen to be women can lead you to 'hate' women (and not just those particular women, but all women) is a bit, strange, isn't it? And you don't find the idea that you can 'hate' women and not be a misogynist to be odd?

 

What if you had bad experiences with some people who happened to be black? Would you hate all black people? Would you make threads online about how you hate black people? Could you somehow recognise that with not being a racist, too?

 

:rofl:

 

I don't genuinely hate women. This thread was full of hyperbole and just intended as a rant. Do you really believe posts like the one I posted with my list of 'I don't understand...' points about women are serious? Do me a favour.

 

I am irritated by some women - hence I exaggerated it in this thread. I stand by my claim that they're too interested in celebrity etc but of course I don't hate them. I've did this before - created a controversial topic just to see what people would say.

 

Think of my opening post as an extremely hyperbolic representation of my views. It's a microcosm of my propensity for cuntishness. I'm very prone to spitting the dummy out when I'm in a bad mood.

 

It's funny because the things you're saying to me are things I've said to others - who genuinely do hate all women, or all blacks, or all Jews, etc.

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Never had much luck with women. Divorced twice, not too mention other mishaps and issues along the way in other relationships but they're not all bad. Some are efficient, some are very businesslike, some are competent, others are just five fifths of useless, with vaginas resembling wizards sleeves and brains the size of a five pence piece - they invariably end up 'working' for the BBC or ITV, or some other boring sub-standard piece of shit TV stations. Add to that, weather forecasters. Horrible snide individuals.

 

I got no real issue with women in the true sense, it's just that there's this minority that really irritate, or are so fucking useless you can't quite find the one suitable response.

 

May get back to this another time

 

Such as shite spelling :Grammar Police:

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I suspect the negative comments in this thread represent a deep-seated resentment to the fact that I happen to be married to the most beautiful and wonderful woman in the world and have been for over 32 years. Sorry guys, but she's not available. I didn't mean to cause such upset, but some things can't be helped. :)

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I suspect the negative comments in this thread represent a deep-seated resentment to the fact that I happen to be married to the most beautiful and wonderful woman in the world and have been for over 32 years. Sorry guys, but she's not available. I didn't mean to cause such upset, but some things can't be helped. :)

 

N'awwww.

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Sometimes take issue with the line 'a womans work is never done'. What exactly does that amount to ?

 

What, give birth once or twice in a lifetime, do a bit of shopping or buying shoes or driving to the nearest convenience store. Look at some of the worlds greatest inventors and contributors - Alexander Bell, Thomas Edison, John Logie-Baird, Michael Faraday, Guglielmo Marconi, Alessandro Volta etc. Odd that - no women involved. Weather forecasters are the epitome of fucking useless and incompetent and lo and behold the vast majority are of female gender. Someone once said, most, but not all, resemble a toilet seat, as without a hole in the middle, they aren't good for shit. Maybe I'm just in a vindictive mood or something. I have met and experienced and do recognize, there are some decent types if you can find them.

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Sometimes take issue with the line 'a womans work is never done'. What exactly does that amount to ?

 

What, give birth once or twice in a lifetime, do a bit of shopping or buying shoes or driving to the nearest convenience store. Look at some of the worlds greatest inventors and contributors - Alexander Bell, Thomas Edison, John Logie-Baird, Michael Faraday, Guglielmo Marconi, Alessandro Volta etc. Odd that - no women involved. Weather forecasters are the epitome of fucking useless and incompetent and lo and behold the vast majority are of female gender. Someone once said, most, but not all, resemble a toilet seat, as without a hole in the middle, they aren't good for shit. Maybe I'm just in a vindictive mood or something. I have met and experienced and do recognize, there are some decent types if you can find them.

seriously?

 

:doh:

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Sometimes take issue with the line 'a womans work is never done'. What exactly does that amount to ?

 

What, give birth once or twice in a lifetime, do a bit of shopping or buying shoes or driving to the nearest convenience store. Look at some of the worlds greatest inventors and contributors - Alexander Bell, Thomas Edison, John Logie-Baird, Michael Faraday, Guglielmo Marconi, Alessandro Volta etc. Odd that - no women involved. Weather forecasters are the epitome of fucking useless and incompetent and lo and behold the vast majority are of female gender. Someone once said, most, but not all, resemble a toilet seat, as without a hole in the middle, they aren't good for shit. Maybe I'm just in a vindictive mood or something. I have met and experienced and do recognize, there are some decent types if you can find them.

 

mate please write a fuckin book :rofl:

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I agree with DK!!

 

Marie Curie, Simone de Beauvoir, Mother Theresa, Indira Gandhi, Florence Nightingale, Emmeline Pankhurst, Rosa Parks, Benazir Bhutto, Aung San Suu Kyi....curse the lot of them for spending all their time buying shoes when they could've been making a useful contribution to the human race :shaking fist:

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If I'd have known a fairly harmless, if accurate, irritation or response would degenerate into some mild hysterics then I wouldn't have bothered in the first place. Didn't say all women were useless damn it, men can also be equally incompetent, but I seem to get more irritated with the other. Thought of some great names to global contributions and all were men, good enough if the other did there own bits of assistence. I didn't even inaugurate this damn thread.

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I mean, there's simply a lot about them that I don't like or 'get'...

 

Basically, there's a lot about them that I don't get. But perhaps I'm just a narcissist who is suspicious of anyone who doesn't like the things he does? Maybe.

 

After reading through the thread I think I can simplify the things you say into two short points.

 

You don't get women, and you don't get women. :-)

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Sometimes take issue with the line 'a womans work is never done'. What exactly does that amount to ?

 

What, give birth once or twice in a lifetime, do a bit of shopping or buying shoes or driving to the nearest convenience store. Look at some of the worlds greatest inventors and contributors - Alexander Bell, Thomas Edison, John Logie-Baird, Michael Faraday, Guglielmo Marconi, Alessandro Volta etc. Odd that - no women involved. Weather forecasters are the epitome of fucking useless and incompetent and lo and behold the vast majority are of female gender. Someone once said, most, but not all, resemble a toilet seat, as without a hole in the middle, they aren't good for shit. Maybe I'm just in a vindictive mood or something. I have met and experienced and do recognize, there are some decent types if you can find them.

 

Marie Curie? Surely considered one of the greatest and most important people ever to have lived? Saved more lives than anyone I can think of, and if you know a cancer survived you just might well have appreciated her work.

 

Also, my Mum, my Sister and my Fiancé, not quite as impressive as Marie Curie, but all certainly better people than myself.

 

 

(Sorry Mike, only read your post after I posted)

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After reading through the thread I think I can simplify the things you say into two short points.

 

You don't get women, and you don't get women. :-)

Don't forget:

 

"Can't get women."

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If you've got the money available or enough cash behind you then you won't always have a problem in picking one up. You see people like Luke Chadwick, Peter Crouch etc, they've got some women with them, regardless of caliber or moral qualities. You take away those millions in the bank, and see the difference. Men are always after one thing it is said, and women are after the other. It works both ways.

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Someone once said on these pages women have worse behavior than men when inebriated, and sometimes it can be hard to argue. Saw a little insight into this earlier this night and while intoxicants will have a more significant affect on them than us, it doesn't make it so. Can't abide drunk women in any capacity so it's never a good thing to witness. Can't tolerate drunk men either to be fair, but seems to be a greater propensity for trouble with the other.

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What the fuck is going on here? I think I woke up and logged onto male desperate twats.com is this like a group for men who have lost their balls? (no disrespect to testicle cancer sufferers). Worst topic ever!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I am with Trev on this

 

I am with Trev on this.

 

x2.

 

I don't think this is a thread that anyone should actually be taking too seriously guys ;).

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