Cornish Steve Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 To be fair to Brett, his not his fault his native language is cuntish Seems you have enough trouble just with English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Steve Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 Hey Ben. The water's fine, jump right in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Steve Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 Do you wear a skirt my friend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brett Angel Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 Sexxxxxyyyyyyy. Xxx flaminfox 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Steve Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 Sexxxxxyyyyyyy. Xxx You should get to Cornwall more often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brett Angel Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 I will now, you give my bird a run for her money with those pins. flaminfox 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brett Angel Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 London, I've never seen a person beg for acceptance as much as you. What a plonker Rodney! Haha. flaminfox 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirallas Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 Can you blame him given the ire directed in his direction - intentional or otherwise? You can never undo first impressions. I do hope he sticks around, though. Actually I've been taught in college that bad first impressions can be undone, but it takes 7 good impressions. Which is very very difficult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Steve Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 I've just thought of a way to win Ben back. Institute a new rule: No Nebraskans welcome here! (That's Oklahoman for "no Kopites allowed".) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Steve Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 Actually I've been taught in college that bad first impressions can be undone, but it takes 7 good impressions. Which is very very difficult. Especially after the last few posts. How about you post 49 really nice, pleasant messages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Steve Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 I will now, you give my bird a run for her money with those pins. Shaved 'em just this morning. Rule #1 of wearing a Celtic kilt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueBlood81 Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 This thread has officially descended into farce. Old Bens thought "fuck this" & bought himself a Man Utd shirt. Sibdane 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brett Angel Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 This thread has officially descended into farce. Old Bens thought "fuck this" & bought himself a Man Utd shirt. My thoughts are, he is sitting there mesmerized by how diverse and knowledgeable evertonian's are.......and has therefore become a kopite. flaminfox 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Steve Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 ...and how passion and disagreements, encountered in many threads here, can always be addressed with a little humour. Howardshands 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brett Angel Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 ...and how passion and disagreements, encountered in many threads here, can always be addressed with a little humour. Here,here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thoward18 Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 Imagine meeting a girl at a bar and you talk and things go well. So you schedule a date. That goes well and so you schedule a few more. A month passes and eventually she invites you over to her parents' place for dinner, where you'll be meeting her parents for the first time. You go up to the front and knock on the door. Her dad opens and immediately says without ever pausing,"hi, I'm George. I don't want to sound too harsh and I am happy you chose my daughter but I don't understand how you can just meet someone at a bar and immediately just start dating her. Either you see a girl somewhere in public and get to know her over time before asking her on a date or you have a friend set up a blind date for you. Guys do really baffle me nowadays. When I was your age I met a girl at the bus stop and we talked for a few weeks before I even took her to lunch for the first time. And then I didn't even meet her parents until I was ready to propose to her. I could have just found some stripper and banged her but that girl who is now my wife chose me." How would you perceive the dad and the family? Would this make you eager to step right into the house and experience the night? Or would you be like, "uhhh... okay. What the fuck?" Because that's basically what you did, Brett. The poor guy just came here to say hi and dip his toes in and you went on some rant about how you don't understand him, as if he's an enigma and not a real person. Even in the best case scenario, where you claim that was a genuine welcome, you decided that this thread should be about you. This thread was for Ben. Not for you to offer your strong takes on supporters. It's incredibly narcissistic and I hope it didn't scare Ben off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brett Angel Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 Imagine meeting a girl at a bar and you talk and things go well. So you schedule a date. That goes well and so you schedule a few more. A month passes and eventually she invites you over to her parents' place for dinner, where you'll be meeting her parents for the first time. You go up to the front and knock on the door. Her dad opens and immediately says without ever pausing,"hi, I'm George. I don't want to sound too harsh and I am happy you chose my daughter but I don't understand how you can just meet someone at a bar and immediately just start dating her. Either you see a girl somewhere in public and get to know her over time before asking her on a date or you have a friend set up a blind date for you. Guys do really baffle me nowadays. When I was your age I met a girl at the bus stop and we talked for a few weeks before I even took her to lunch for the first time. And then I didn't even meet her parents until I was ready to propose to her. I could have just found some stripper and banged her but that girl who is now my wife chose me." How would you perceive the dad and the family? Would this make you eager to step right into the house and experience the night? Or would you be like, "uhhh... okay. What the fuck?" Because that's basically what you did, Brett. The poor guy just came here to say hi and dip his toes in and you went on some rant about how you don't understand him, as if he's an enigma and not a real person. Even in the best case scenario, where you claim that was a genuine welcome, you decided that this thread should be about you. This thread was for Ben. Not for you to offer your strong takes on supporters. It's incredibly narcissistic and I hope it didn't scare Ben off! Sorry pal, got bored half way through reading it so can't respond properly. evilweevil666 and flaminfox 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thoward18 Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 Sorry pal, got bored half way through reading it so can't respond properly. This also explains why you were bitching and moaning because moves weren't made immediately. You seem to depend upon instant gratification. No patience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirallas Posted August 3, 2014 Report Share Posted August 3, 2014 This is how I picture Ben's perspective of this topic, starring Brett as Skeeter and Cornish Steve as bar tender: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggeyXlaWgnI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shukes Posted August 3, 2014 Report Share Posted August 3, 2014 Welcome Ben. As you can see we are all quite passionate and opinionated. Sometimes it may get rough in here but you can guarantee your gonna get to hear both sides of everything. Ignore all the arguing, none of us mean anything by it... Just comes with the passion mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted August 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 I've just thought of a way to win Ben back. Institute a new rule: No Nebraskans welcome here! (That's Oklahoman for "no Kopites allowed".) It's the Texans you really have to watch out for! And thanks everyone for all of your help...lots of stuff to catch up on in the next few weeks! rubecula and markjazzbassist 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ben Posted August 4, 2014 Author Popular Post Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 You all appear to be insane...which only confirms I made the right choice for a club. Sibdane, flaminfox, markjazzbassist and 11 others 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Steve Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 You all appear to be insane...which only confirms I made the right choice for a club. Glad you're back. The season begins in less than two weeks, so get ready for an exciting ride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 I am sure I am not insane though. I have a licence that says so. (OK it is a piece of paper with "I am not insane written in wax crayon ... but I am not allowed sharp objects since that time with Matron in the laundry .... ) Good to see we didn't scare you off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 You all appear to be insane...which only confirms I made the right choice for a club. Then you're well prepared Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djsunyc Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 (edited) start by getting this http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/03/everton-fan-conjures-ingenious-way-to-get-ten-favourite-players-names-on-new-shirt-4819940/ Edited August 4, 2014 by djsunyc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueBlood81 Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 start by getting this http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/03/everton-fan-conjures-ingenious-way-to-get-ten-favourite-players-names-on-new-shirt-4819940/ Class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Steve Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 start by getting this http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/03/everton-fan-conjures-ingenious-way-to-get-ten-favourite-players-names-on-new-shirt-4819940/ Could we ask Jagielka to change his name by deed poll to Plagielka? That would solve the principal problem with this layout. Mirallas 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 Could we ask Jagielka to change his name by deed poll to Plagielka? That would solve the principal problem with this layout. Along with Jy. Who's he? And maybe Barkleyd. But a decent effort, just needed a bit more planning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter H Posted August 5, 2014 Report Share Posted August 5, 2014 Truely horrendous shirt, saw it yesterday on twitter. Got a fair bit of mockery. Well deserved in my opinion. Btw, im sure he ment P(hil) Jagielka but still horrendous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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